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Elephants and Jackasses...

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Nettdata, Oct 14, 2016.

  1. Aetius

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    1. Support Iranians in their targeting of American positions and weapons systems
    2. This prolongs the war and allows stiffer Iranian resistance, which allows them to more effectively close down traffic in the Strait of Hormuz
    3. This raises global oil prices
    4. This raises gas prices in the United States, the only thing idiot Americans pay attention to
    5. Trump lowers sanctions on Russian oil so they can sell to India, which blunts the global increase of oil prices, and thus gas prices in the United States.
    Putin figured out that Trump is so stupid that he'll actually incentivize Putin to kill Americans.
     
  2. NatCH

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    The Trump/Florsheim shoes story has me laughing.

    -Trump gifts Florsheim shoes to his cabinet members/political allies

    -gives Rubio a pair that’s obviously too big, that Rubio still wears because he’s a pussy

    -makes a typical penis joke about a guy’s shoe size (which makes me wonder if Rubio got his afterward and lied, because again…pussy)

    -the owner of the company declines to comment, deciding that’s better than using the entire executive wing of the government wearing your shoes as a selling point
     
  3. Nettdata

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    I thought you were kidding. Nope.

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    Just when you think theyve achieved peak ridiculousness...
     
  5. Nettdata

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