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Elephants and Jackasses...

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Nettdata, Oct 14, 2016.

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  1. Fiveslide

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    Only thing you need to worry about, Cupcake, is which side of that shield you're going to stand on.

    /s
     
    #28921 Fiveslide, Mar 5, 2026 at 2:37 PM
  2. Nettdata

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    #28922 Nettdata, Mar 5, 2026 at 2:39 PM
  3. Fiveslide

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    "The Shield of the Americas will be the greatest of all time. That's what they say, it'll be yuge and incredible. The rest of our great continent will better protected than the gold in Fort Knox. All thanks to me and my incredible ideas." - DJT, probably, via tweet.
     
    #28923 Fiveslide, Mar 5, 2026 at 2:54 PM
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    #28924 SouthernIdiot, Mar 5, 2026 at 4:20 PM
  5. Nettdata

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    lol. Trump doing Trump things.

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    #28925 Nettdata, Mar 5, 2026 at 7:42 PM
  6. NatCH

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    I think he’s worried about something…
     
    #28926 NatCH, Mar 5, 2026 at 8:12 PM
  7. Juice

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    Now that they've burned through all their F-14s, Iran is now launching its MiG-29s. Yikes.

    F-22 pilots must be salivating.
     
    #28927 Juice, Mar 6, 2026 at 7:10 AM
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    What about their 5th Generation fighters Mav had to deal with after stealing one of their F-14s?
     
    #28928 Aetius, Mar 6, 2026 at 7:22 AM
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    But she wasn’t fired, the cunt still will be given another powerful job in the regime. She needs to be smeared in honey and thrown into a stable with a dozen starved dogs.

    As long as people like them are breathing, there are ten of millions of retards in USA who will hang off their every word. Scary and dangerous shit. It would be better if people like Trump, Noem and Miller were shot in the face on the Washington Mall in broad daylight rather than prison.
     
    #28929 Crown Royal, Mar 6, 2026 at 8:01 AM
  10. NatCH

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    She’s just going to a position that’s at Mar-a-Lago, where she can dick around and not be prosecuted.
     
    #28930 NatCH, Mar 6, 2026 at 10:51 AM
  11. Juice

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    Sounds like shes been up to that already.
     
    #28931 Juice, Mar 6, 2026 at 11:08 AM
  12. NatCH

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    Way up, too! 37,000 feet!
     
    #28932 NatCH, Mar 6, 2026 at 12:28 PM
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    Pretty sure every dude here would jump at the chance to bang Noem and join the Mile High club
     

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    #28933 GTE, Mar 6, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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    Only if she does not speak. I am sure the sex would be ok, but afterwards would be like fingernails on a chalk board for all those old enough to know the expression.
     
    #28934 Puffman, Mar 6, 2026 at 2:31 PM
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    I mean, sometimes the personality just makes it not that enticing.
     
    #28935 NatCH, Mar 6, 2026 at 3:03 PM
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    I've put up with a lot more shit for a lot less bangability lol
     
    #28936 GTE, Mar 6, 2026 at 3:22 PM
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    It’s amazing what a set of cuffs and a ball gag can do.
     
    #28937 Nettdata, Mar 6, 2026 at 3:23 PM
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    I’ve had better, my pleasure would come from what I can do to her with a bucket of water and a frayed extension cord.

    this is now she actually looks, and it’s fucking awful:
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    #28938 Crown Royal, Mar 6, 2026 at 3:44 PM
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    #28939 NatCH, Mar 6, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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    No, I wouldn't even jizz on her pock-marked face.

    Also, that picture is 'shopped to Hell and back.
     
    #28940 dixiebandit69, Mar 6, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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