Strait of Hormuz closed. I don’t know much about it, I’ll admit. So I went to Wikipedia, and zoned out because I think it was edited by the Ayatollah himself, before he died
Makes zero difference. The US doesn't need to be there to hit Kharg Island. My stoned theory is that this a testing ground for primary weapon systems ahead of a war with China. They are using F-35s to hunt down all Iranian MiGs. Also: Spoiler
Yeah. Especially when you consider it's like $4m a missile. I'm just glad we're way the fuck over here watching it, not taking the video.
The first few hours and the flood of "I stand with Iran" posts on Facebook from wildly Anti-Trump people was some of most confusing moments of my adult life. Like, I'ma need you to be more specific on which Iranians. The ones we're trying to kill, or the ones sided with the murdered protesters?