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Elephants and Jackasses...

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Nettdata, Oct 14, 2016.

  1. Nettdata

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    LOL

    THIS IS AWESOME!

    please be real... please be real... please be real...

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  2. Fiveslide

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    Would a thermal camera really show that, though? I feel like it certainly would if someone were bare ass and spraying taco bell shit behind them. Just a person shitting their pants? Would the temperature difference be enough to detect?

    If they don't use the thermal camera at the SOTU, who among us is going to take up the task of figuring out if it would actually work? Because, we want to know, right, now that the idea has been brought up?
     
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    He's also behind the podium.
     
  4. Nettdata

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    That chick standing behind him at that press conference sure smelt it. You have to think that the stench will be warm methane enveloping his immediate area.

    I think something like Pigpen from Peanuts.
     
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    JD Vance just doesn’t give a fuck, he’s backed by the super-super-rich.

    I think Mike Johnson needs advice from Mike Pence, on the dangers of trying to Mike Pence your way through shit like this.
     
  6. dixiebandit69

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    Can someone give me/ us a rundown of the SOTU Address?

    I was going to watch it, but I remembered that had to slam my dick in a car door repeatedly.
     
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    I didn't watch it either, but from what I'm gathering it was a lot of "everything is the greatest right now, because of me. Immigrants are violent. Let's not talk about Epstein or Iran much. Democrats suck. We need to pass the SAVE act to restrict protect the vote. Tariffs can achieve the mathematically impossible. Let me tell you a weirdly descriptive and gory medal of honor story. We've murdered many fishermen. JD Vance is going to fight fraud, but definitely not my fraud, or the fraud of the people I've pardoned for fraud."
     
  8. dixiebandit69

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    Wait, did he seriously mention the Epstein files on his own?

    I can't tell if you're being facetious or not.
     
  9. Juice

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    Tariffs are good and you (we) don't understand them and just a mishmash of populism red meat.
     
  10. Aetius

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    I'm pretty sure he didn't mention Epstein, and only mentioned Iran briefly. The "much" was meant to apply only to Iran, but me no English much good.
     
  11. Nettdata

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    ICE!!! Here he is!!! ^^^^
     
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    When I went through survival school 20+ years ago, one of the tenets of the resistance portion of training was how to recognize and stop your captor using you to make propaganda.

    Last night was nothing but goading his opponents into making propaganda