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[WDT] 2026 WINTER OLYMPICS [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nettdata, Feb 6, 2026.

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  1. Misanthropic

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    How many gallons of colon blow is that?
     
    #81 Misanthropic, Feb 10, 2026 at 8:21 PM
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    I think I'm going with "Colon Cleanse Curry."


    Well, the calculation for the volume of a column is
    V = πr²L
    I cooked in a 12" saute pan, with conservatively 3" of pooroduct. Let's say the inside diameter is 11.5"
    In metric units of course, so that's
    V=3.14(29.21)²(7.62)
    V= 20,415mL or about 5.4 liquid gallons.

    That seems like a lot. That can't be right??
     
    #82 bewildered, Feb 10, 2026 at 10:05 PM
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    Its "colon-ary"
     
    #83 bewildered, Feb 10, 2026 at 10:07 PM
  4. Nettdata

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    lol

    All kidding aside, what’s the recipe?

    Looks like peas, potatoes, curry, etc.
     
    #84 Nettdata, Feb 10, 2026 at 10:09 PM
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    It's an Indian curry with chickpeas, lentils, peas, potatoes, carrots. The base is coconut milk, water with chicken bullion, salt, and leftover sticky carmelized pizza sauce. Seasonings are just... Everything. Fenugreek leaves. Garlic and onion powders, turmeric, dried ginger, garam masala, corriander, cinnamon, cumin, paprika, thyme, oregano...ommited cayenne pepper so my kid wouldn't complain.
    I also made a pot of quinoa.
     
    #85 bewildered, Feb 10, 2026 at 10:17 PM
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    You used diameter measurement in place of radius in that formula.
     
    #86 Fiveslide, Feb 10, 2026 at 10:20 PM
  7. Nettdata

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    FAIL!!!

    But it does look green. And sounds tasty.
     
    #87 Nettdata, Feb 10, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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    I did!
    So it should be
    V=3.14(14.6)²(7.62)
    V= 5,100mL or 1.34gallons.

    Ok this number makes much more sense. The math is math'in now
     
    #88 bewildered, Feb 10, 2026 at 10:25 PM
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    LOL

    Fucking Olympic Commentators FTW. (French skier takes a gate to the groin... volume up... you can hear it. lol)

    I do believe we have a replacement for the classic "agony of defeat".


     
    #89 Nettdata, Feb 12, 2026 at 10:07 PM
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    Gotta say, I had no idea it was years ago... still found it fucking hilarious, as I've never seen it before.
     
    #90 Nettdata, Feb 12, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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    #91 Aetius, Feb 13, 2026 at 5:12 PM
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    #92 Nettdata, Feb 13, 2026 at 5:26 PM
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    And we won. So fuck’em.
     
    #93 Nettdata, Feb 13, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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    That's the Olympic spirit. Keep it up and we might even make you an honorary Australian
     
    #94 greybeard, Feb 13, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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    New stamp just dropped. Suck it, we're 3-0 so far.

    upload_2026-2-14_9-57-22.png
     
    #95 Nettdata, Feb 14, 2026 at 9:57 AM
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    #96 Nettdata, Feb 14, 2026 at 10:26 AM
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    Trump’s style is rubbing off on the hosers.
     
    #97 NatCH, Feb 14, 2026 at 10:46 AM
  18. Nettdata

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    The funny part is that his response was hilariously Canadian.
     
    #98 Nettdata, Feb 14, 2026 at 10:47 AM
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    Hey, if every single judge you talk to isn’t able to clarify the rules AT THE OLYMPICS, you might as well dig in.
     
    #99 NatCH, Feb 14, 2026 at 10:48 AM
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    There’s a reason Shoresy resonates so well with the Canadian audience.

     
    #100 Nettdata, Feb 14, 2026 at 10:51 AM
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