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Elephants and Jackasses...

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Nettdata, Oct 14, 2016.

  1. downndirty

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    At this point, the people I am most angry at are the "did not vote" crowd. I can't get mad at the people who voted for Trump over Harris, most of them are victims of the most sophisticated propaganda campaign ever unleashed on the electorate, and the Biden "strategy" felt like the pitch meeting for "Weekend at Bernie's 4: Corpse Orgy". I am plenty mad at the Vichy Democrats who have done more for Israel than for their constituents.

    The people who thought this wouldn't matter are the ones who should be apologizing. Every state is a fucking swing state if enough people get off their ass and vote.
     
  2. Nettdata

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    Sorry, man... I was one of those people that didn't vote, and I am suffering the results. :(
     
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    "But what about Gaza?!! They need to EARN my vote or I'm sitting this one out fam!"

    - Some disaffected yuppie moron
     
  4. Misanthropic

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    I think you mean “self-righteous college student “.
     
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    Oh it's both, but yes you're right that should've included them.
     
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    Obama is like the guy your mom used to date, who isn't your dad, but still comes to your games to support you because he knows what a real piece of shit the guy your mom is currently dating is.
     
  8. dixiebandit69

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    Didn't Caroline Leavitt say that Trump doesn't write his own Tweets these days? That it's "staffers" now?

    But also, we weren't supposed to take Biden seriously, because he wasn't really in charge?


    Man, I really want to see that dumb cunt eat shit. I hope she has complications in childbirth that kill her, but leave her baby unharmed.

    Jenn Psaki and Karine Jean-Pierre sucked shit straight out of a dog's ass as press secretaries, but they were just stupid, not evil.
     
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    Give her credit— she isn’t even thirty years old and already she is one the biggest pieces of shit on the face of this earth. Good for her for slurping her way to the top, since there’s absolutely no other way she got to where she was.
     
  10. Nettdata

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    Can this stupid motherfucker just die already?

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  11. Juice

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  12. dixiebandit69

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    I'm not going to read all of that; I fear that I'm actually getting dumber whenever I read any of his Tweets. Can you give me the gist of it?
     
  13. Nettdata

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    Fuck you. If I had to read it, then you do too.
     
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    I also couldn't read it but I would certainly rather give my bridge toll money to Canada than shitty old Matty Maroun's family. Also let's all take a moment to appreciate the kind, welcoming Canadian border guards and the cute lil' shorts they wear in the summer.
     
  15. Nettdata

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    tl;dr; China will eliminate hockey and the Stanley Cup if we allow this bridge to open.

    I shit you not.