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But Seriously...

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Juice, Jun 19, 2015.

  1. Nettdata

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    If it wasn't so scary, that would be a hilarious SNL skit.
     
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    If only chris farley was around. I just have this mental image of them sitting around in a serious security meeting, trump turns around and wrangles it from a secret service dude and sprint waddles into the next room where he opens then realizes has no fucking clue what to do with the codes.
     
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    Is Iran aware that if every country in the Middle East teamed up and simply tried to defeat Israel, they would lose?

    This is the insanity that is Islam when given the car keys. The level of delusion couldn’t get penetrated by a fucking Death Star blast.
     
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    In the words of Dennis Miller:

     
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    Some of y'all need to calm down with the Iran WWIII nonsense. You aren't about to be drafted, we aren't about to experience armageddon. I'm being serious, when I spent a couple years in Iraq, Iranian indirect fire was just a part of life everyday; this isn't something new. Furthermore, go ahead and look up Operation Eagle Claw, Operation Preying Mantis, Operation Nimble Archer, Operation Earnest Will, Operation Prime Chance, EO 12170, The Khobar Tower Bombings, the Erbil Liason Raid. Hell, in the late '80s we sank 1/2 the Iranian Navy.

    But keep worrying if you like. Plus, I love the blame America first attitude many have here.
     
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    Seems more like state propaganda. Iran always says this type of shit. The theory now is that they deliberately avoided US casualties, which probably would actually trigger a war. Iran's missiles are basically copies of the North Korean short-range missiles, which are copies of old Soviet Scuds. So while theyre shitty relative to US tech, theyre not the Scud missiles Iraq fired off in the early 90s and theyre better than anything else in the Middle East not owned by the Israelis. Im assuming the US military encrypts GPS and I have no idea if they are tied into the GLONASS system for targeting, so they are probably using UAVs still. Thats still good enough and they could certainly hit the targets if they wanted to, especially from that range.

    We'll see what Trump's statement is, but Im assuming hes going to write them off as retards and not further escalate. And Iran gets to look tough on their state propaganda channels.
     
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    What sucks is a lot of rigour citizens in Iran want no part in this. Lots of people, a large chunk of their population have been cheated out of democracy again and again through rigged elections that keep their religious psychos in charge.

    Religion is the issue here, it always has been in the Middle East: Kooks who want nukes, because god told them to kill. Islam absolutely, positively has to die if mankind wants to live. It will be our own invented and voluntary cancer until it dies. Most religions are bad, but is THE worst one of them all.

    ... this is why nothing on earth is scarier than Pakistan. A country of crazies with football keys. You can project fear about NK or Iran all you want, if you have a brain in your head it’s Pakistan that keeps you up at night.
     
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    Yeah, agreed. All Pakistan has to do is decide they like India just a little bit less than they did yesterday and its all over for SE Asia. India barely exists as a unified country, so it wouldnt take much.
     
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    Is it possible for a celebrity to show up for court without some crippling ailment befalling then on the car ride there? I’m surprised Weinstein isn’t using Stephen Hawking’s voicebox during his trial. Suge Knight in the wheelchair. The “blade runner” wife-killer constantly fake-vomiting into a trash can whenever his name was mentioned. That shit-ass LA sheriff acting like Alzheimer’s turned him into Ophelia from Hamlet. Vince MacMahon in the cliche neckbrace during the steroid trials. Then of course we have OJ losing his ability to wear ties, not to mention his hands randomly swelling up.

    It must be the air in certain courthouses that does this. Either that, or only famous people can afford crutches. They would never be so dishonest as to “act” or “perform” during such a serious matter, right?
     
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    More than a few media outlets are crest-fallen that the Virginia Gun Rally didnt turn into the OK Corral. I hope they keep protesting until Governor Blackface leaves office.
     
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    Almost as sad as when the economy didn't tank and didn't meet their inexplicable baseless predictions.
     
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    That was real panic alarm, honest-to-god propaganda bullshit he was spewing out. It might be in his best interest never to speak, do anything, or even think again given his recent history.
     
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    Im fairly certain thats exactly what this is, or at least a very welcome, coincidental distraction from the whole Epstein/Andrew thing.
     
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    I hope not. I want more interviews with that creepy, spaced-out retard. To think as a kid me and my parents waited for two hours to watch him land in his chopper with his new firecrotch wife when she was the toast of the town.

    I think he’s either autistic or decades of inbreeding amongst those ugly fucks did that to his brain. It’s not the first time the highest of the highest class squeezed out flipper babies on that foggy rock. That interview with Prince Downs was like watching a toddler land a 747 and I want MORE, goddammit!!.

    I’ll just say this again: I would love for the Royal family to just curl up their fucking toes and turn to ash. Fuck the monarchy and our gay-ass money advertising those assholes. Let’s get some practical humans on our coins for once.
     
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    Building a functional machine gun is done with negative amounts of resources. The internet has various methods if you wanna test the government on sending your ass to prison for ten years.