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[WDT] NATIONAL BARTENDER APPRECIATION DAY[NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Dec 6, 2019.

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  1. shimmered

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    It's moving weekend. I would give anything to pen up my dogs and my 4yo so I can walk without tripping over them. Everyone is high key anxious because of the past four months with MIL and holy shit I walk too fast for this.

    The people we bought from are fucking disgusting. I'm pretty sure this house wasn't cleaned properly in the decade plus they owned it. So I'm heavy duty cleaning, unpacking, AND trying not to die from my mobile booby traps.
     
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    4yo asked me to wipe his butt yesterday. He told me to be careful because there were a lot of bad energies back there. I don't know what he's learning in pre-k.
     
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    It's always interesting trying to figure out how to strike that balance between "what you have between your legs isn't something bad" and "please for the love of God stop rubbing that toy that you sleep with against your face on your vagina and asshole while we get you undressed for bath".
     
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    See that’s the shit that parenting books don’t always cover.
     
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    So two memes I always thought were celebrities but actually aren't:

    Not Cary Elwes:
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    Not early 80s Eddie Murphy:
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    That’s because the top one is actually Michael C Hall and the bottom one is Cameo.

    Word up.
     
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  8. Crown Royal

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    Two questions: Who made the decision to turn Michelle Wolf into a professional comic, and why isn’t that person in prison?
     
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    I'm assuming you don't like her new special? I watched her first one and thought it was great, but haven't seen her latest one yet.
     
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    My wife threw a 30th birthday for one of her good friends last month.

    My 40th birthday is this weekend and I have a strong feeling I won’t get anything.

    We’re going to an acquaintance’s 40th party that’s it. It’s indeed his birthday so I’m not expecting some kind of joint bday party. That’d be lame for an acquaintance.

    I don’t mean to whine like a little bitch but it hurts. If my wife truly had a surprise for her friend’s 30th but isn’t planning anything for my 40th I’m gonna be hurt and pissed. When the actual day comes I’m not going to want to go anywhere.

    Maybe I’m making too big of deal about it but I always thought the 40th was the big one.
     
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    No, I think he isn’t funny period. And her appearance on Rogan was an unbridled disaster, I guarantee you she uses a writing team like Schumer does. She has the charisma of a sack of barber hair.
     
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    It is THE biggest birthday. It’s the one you get as an adult where attention should be given to YOU.

    I hope she has something surprised for you, because that’s kind of messed up.
     
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    I don't think you are. When I turned 40, neither of the two people I currently think of as my closest friends came. One was out of the country, so that's understandable. The other, who I long considered a brother, simply didn't show up or even acknowledge it. I may have gotten a "Happy birthday" on Facebook or something, but nothing more. Shit, people I had only recently met and some childhood friends I hadn't seen in years came, so we had fun, but it was a dark spot on the day.

    I made it a point to be at the events held for theirs, bought a nice gift, etc. and then felt kinda shit on. We're still friends, but not as tight as we used to be ( although not just because of that ).

    Hopefully she has something good up her sleeve for you. But if not, try not to let it ruin the day for ya.
     
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    Make sure you communicate with your wife the day is important to you. If she doesn’t know then she may not do anything. She may assume you don’t want to do anything.

    also, you are an adult. If you don’t want to go somewhere don’t go. It’s the best part of being an adult.
     
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    What @Frebis said. She might be sure what you want or assume you dont want anything. Im not even sure what youre looking for from your post. Do you want a party or do you want to stay home and be left alone?

    My wife threw me a surprise party for my 25th. I figured out something was happening, but I didnt know to the degree that she was doing it. One of the best nights Ive ever had. I threw her one for her 30th, but I didnt bother making it a surprise because she cant help herself but snoop out details to those types of things. I told her where and when, but not who was coming. In both cases, we both understood that the other wanted to celebrate with friends.
     
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    Agreed with the comments about 40 being the big one. Although my wife and I are different than you and your wife Scotch. We both had something specific that we wanted to do so we planned our own and didn't leave it up to the other to make it a surprise.
     
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    I wasn’t expecting anything big but I was expecting something. Especially after she had a surprise birthday party for her friend last month.

    Her response “we’ve been so busy” and “ you didn’t do anything special for my 30th”.

    Whatever.

    It’s fine, I’ll live. I’m going to set something up with my buddies and call it a day.
     
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    Aw, man. I was on the naughty list, wasn't I?
     
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    looks like deep on the naughty list
     
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    New titty surgery tomorrow to replace the year old titties that were recalled. Maybe this version will be softer.

    edit: my 40th was this year. The Husband flew my siblings in to surprise me. It was good.
     
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