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4/26/19 WDT [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Apr 26, 2019.

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  1. bewildered

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    Deeply satisfied pooper

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    Happy Arbor Day! Go plant a tree you idiots. I got my gardening done over the last couple days so that is my excuse for skipping out on that today.
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    Today is also National Pretzel Day.
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    Anyone get to celebrate at work? Do you get ALL the toppings?
    Unrelated, But I hear tell that Netflix is taking the Office off its service in 2021. What percentage of users do you think they'll lose? I'm thinking 25% bail.

    Focus: FRIDAY!
     
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    My weekend will be spent putting down 450 square feet of vinyl plank flooring solo, I will not be able to walk properly Sunday evening.

    There will be cocktails Friday and Saturday night, not that they will help my legs any.
     
  3. Crown Royal

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    Get a kneeling pad if you don’t have one. I swear by them now.
     
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    Oh I’ve got nice gel filled knee pads, it’s the up and down a thousand times that kills me, being 6’7 is a bitch when it comes to working on the floor.
     
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    I have never seen a single episode of The Office; both the original British version or the American one. At this point, I continue to not watch it out of spite to all of my friends that sit around and just quote the show constantly.

    My plan was to do a bunch of yard work, but now that it's supposed to rain all weekend, guess I'll just have to sit around drinking and watching playoff hockey. (By the way, FUCK the Bruins, and Boston in general.)
     
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    My college roommates were obsessed with the American version of the show. They would clap and cheer when they watched it in the same way that they would when they watched our football team play. They got me to watch a few episodes but I just never found the show to be funny at all. But I have always liked Steve Carrell's performances in his films.
     
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    Except for Welcome to Marwen. That movie is a piece of shit.
     
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    The documentary about the true story is great, though. It’s reslly a sad, tragic and sick thing that happened to that poor guy. All of the cowards who stomped his skull in have long been released from jail.
     
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    I just want 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep and to bone my wife without worrying that my daughter walking in. It's like I'm 13 again and I'm worried about my mom catching me jerking off, but somehow WORSE.

    Not only do I have deal with the mortification of being seen balls deep, but now I have to worry about my kid gleefully describing my genitals in pornographic detail to strangers at the supermarket.

    Your children will do more to prevent a pregnancy than Trojans and Plan B combined.
     
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    Agreed. But the film is the worst movie I have ever seen.
     
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    THE worst?
     
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    Clearly someone has never seen Master of Disguise starring Dana Carvey.
     
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    Motherfucker, you beat me to it. I suffered a traumatic brain injury watching that piece of shit.
     
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    That film is completely unfunny. Pretty much how I felt about Joe Versus The Volcano. The first movie I ever walked out on in the theatre.
     
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    Daniel Jones looks like Duke. Change my mind.
     
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    I’m sorry I just don’t get this or the moms crying the kids always interrupting shits. Do you not have locks on your doors? It’s not cutting edge technology at this point. I walked in on my parents conceiving my little brother. Luckily they were out of sight and my mom ushered me out of the room and LOCKED THE DOOR. What am I missing?
     
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    Yes. I will fight you.
     
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    For the past week there have been cops sitting outside my place of work in the parking lot. All day. Every day. Just sitting in our parking lot in their Durangos, Broncos, & Blazers with their engines running. I was starting to get curious because WTF?

    Finally this morning supervisors started screaming "Get away from the windows! Everyone get down!" There's no better way to make me pop up like a prairie dog and present myself as a big ol' target then yelling something like that. I didn't get shot. I didn't even get shot at. Nothing went ka-boom. Pretty much nothing happened. I did see a bomb dog being taken around the perimeter when I went out for a smoke a bit later, but that's pretty much it.

    I still have no fucking idea what was going on.
     
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    How do you that’s when your brother was conceived?
     
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    My mom later told me the story.
     
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