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St Paddy's Day WDT [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Mar 16, 2018.

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  1. abneretta

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    I think the trick is to stay away from guys who are young enough that we weren’t even in high school at the same time. I don’t mind being a few years older but 8 years might be my limit.
     
    #41 abneretta, Mar 20, 2018
  2. Juice

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    My buddy who is a confirmed bachelor has a rule to not date any women who were born after Seinfeld went off the air. Follow that.
     
    #42 Juice, Mar 20, 2018
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    In the same vein, it occurred to me the other day that this will be the last federal election before people born after 9/11 can vote.
     
    #43 Clutch, Mar 20, 2018
  4. Crown Royal

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    The red shirts always dress the same, the big boss is always in white.

    And dummies. Lots of dummies.
     
    #44 Crown Royal, Mar 20, 2018
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    If life has taught me anything it’s that three types of dudes have yuge hogs; black men, skinny dudes who can’t put on weight if they tried, and people that you hate. Trump falls squarely in that third group.
     
    #45 Kubla Kahn, Mar 20, 2018
  6. bewildered

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    Audrey ,
    Would you hate fuck him with a yuke hog,
    And make him call you mom
    Would you hate fuck him with a tiny dick
    And make him flick dat clit
    Make him film it for posterity sake
    So we can all take part in your hate
    I'm not good at poetry,
    But I'd pay to see that flick
     
    #46 bewildered, Mar 20, 2018
  7. Rush-O-Matic

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    I think bewildered added some "special herb" to her garden.
     
    #47 Rush-O-Matic, Mar 20, 2018
  8. bewildered

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    That's my brain at work. You don't wanna see my brain on drugs.
     
    #48 bewildered, Mar 20, 2018
  9. audreymonroe

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    I’m upset.
     
    #49 audreymonroe, Mar 21, 2018
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    If it comes out that he has a YUGE dong, would the left spin it has sexual assault if it hurt the ladies?
     
    #50 GTE, Mar 21, 2018
  11. Juice

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    That horse was out of the barn 2 years ago.
     
    #51 Juice, Mar 21, 2018
  12. Revengeofthenerds

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    If Gawker was still around the trump porno would have been online 6 months ago
     
    #52 Revengeofthenerds, Mar 21, 2018
  13. bewildered

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    Want me to kiss it and make it better?
     
    #53 bewildered, Mar 21, 2018
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    Shouldn't this be moved to the kodak moment thread?
     
    #54 greybeard, Mar 21, 2018
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    What the fuck is this show Dr. Pimple Popper on TLC? I can't look away, but I can't fathom why anyone would want to watch it. This is a new level of confliction for me. It was on when I turned on the television this morning, i didn't go in search of pimple videos.

    I get the YouTube videos of massive pimples, but I never thought they would make it to network television.

    Much higher def than typical pimple videos on YouTube, BTW.
     
    #55 Fiveslide, Mar 22, 2018
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    They should do a cross-over and pop that fat bitch on My Big Fat Fabulous Life.
     
    #56 Juice, Mar 22, 2018
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    Photos are needed for sure, but if there's going to be any TiBette on TiBette clit kissing, it should definitely be reported in the WDT.
     
    #57 Rush-O-Matic, Mar 22, 2018
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    She has a huge following on YouTube and on /r/popping

    She has her own brand of "home popping" tools.

    It only makes sense that someone in "reality TV land" try to monetize that huge social following.
     
    #58 Nettdata, Mar 22, 2018
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    Damn. It took me forever to track this down. 10 or so years ago there was some American Idol type program for hard rock singers. The contestants had like 24 hours to write a song.

    One guy stood out to me. His name was Toby from Australia and the only thing about his song I could remember, beyond being really catchy, was the phrase "Chemical dreaming." An awesome combination of words for being all sorts of fucked up and seeing God.

    Anyways, somehow with that limited information I found his performance. It's still pretty good.

    Remember, they had 24 hours to write and perform something new...

     
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  20. Crown Royal

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    ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!!!



    ....by the way does Ralph Macchio have Turner Syndrome? He’s in his fifties now.
     
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