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2017 Holiday Drunk Thread NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Dec 1, 2017.

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  1. TJMax

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    I would do unwholesome things to Deputy Rebecca Loeb of the Lake County Illinois Sheriff's Department... Wait, who am I kidding; she's a cop, she'd do unwholesome things to me.
     
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    Fucker, I googled her and now there is yet another stupid reality series I am going to wind up watching.
     
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    Man, I almost got smoked by an asshole texting. Dude turned to take a left across my lane without looking. Fuck it was close. I thought for sure my car was about to be totaled.

    Also,Mandy Curfiss of Police Women of Cincinnati can cuff me any day:
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    So, I was all set to bang Selena Gomez last night. I played her some rhythm guitar and I thought she was good to go. Then she asked me to play some harmonica.

    And....and....I don't play harmonica.

    God damn it.
     
  5. TJMax

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    I watch almost no TV, but may have to start watching Live PD just for the Lake County segments.
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    She looks like she'd just as soon rip your dick off and light it on fire, just because.
     
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    What the hell, she might as well for all the use I have had for it lately.
     
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    I haven't put up any videos from my girl Desi lately.

    This is one of my favorites, it was right after she got off tour on some Michael Jackson tribute thing.

    The girl loves to play.

     
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    Two more of Desi.

    12 years old and knocking it out of the park on stage:





    I had stage presence, but not like that
     
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    You poor, deluded fool. Female cops can be some of the worst.
     
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    And the girl in the audience to the right of Jeremy was pretty damn attractive.
     
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    The joy to seeing young talent like this is that afterwards you can tell which kids are having fun at being experts and which ones were forced into by their idiot parents (ahem beauty pageants ahem).
     
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    And if they take it out on us in bed with a good hatefucking, they'll be courteous public servants on the street... That's my convoluted rationalization, and I'm sticking to it.
     
  14. Crown Royal

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    Catching a wild rabbit is incredibly difficult, and even domesticated ones will occasionally scratch the shit out of you if you pick them up. I have to believe that one was injured in some way.
     
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    I wonder if his friends call him Jimmy? Or Jimi for that matter.

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    A lot can be said in a name.

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    What a day.

    Flew out to Vancouver right in the middle of a snowstorm. First flight out was cancelled. Second was rerouted through Toronto. Next flight was cancelled. All in all 6 hours of waiting around. BEFORE THE BARS OPENED. Couldn’t even have breakfast and get buzzed on bailey’s and coffees

    It’s not supposed to take 14 hours to fly halfway across the country.
     
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    It took me over two hours to drive home from work today. I. Love. Winter.
     
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    I drove to the airport at 4am and it was quite treacherous.
     
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