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9/15/17 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Sep 15, 2017.

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  1. Misanthropic

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    It's Aboot Construction

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  2. Rush-O-Matic

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    This is an excellent suggestion. I mean, not as good as mine, but you know, we're just spitballing here.

    Um, dur. She better have meant sweater puppies or I withdraw all my submissions.

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    After a year away from this god forsaken place I had a sudden urge for a WDT. How are you idiots, did I miss anything?
     
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    Close Enough Construction
     
  5. toytoy88

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    Yup, not many.
    How funny would it have been if he arrested it?
     
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    Or shot it.
     
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    He had a robber's mask on. In-policy.
     
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    Just finished building the fence around our patio. Shockingly, no serious injuries other than two broken fingers and one dislocated. Still have a lot of sanding to do to make it look pretty. Don't underestimate by ability to seriously injure myself from mundane tasks.
     
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    I've broken toes sleeping more then once. It a God given gift.
     
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    The "Cops" edition of Guardians of the Galaxy was a little low-budget, it looked like.

    Fun story: my current partner and I are kinky as a cheap garden hose. There's a dedicated room in the house to our debauchery, but there's furniture in one of the offices and in the basement. And since we're slovenly, there's often accoutrements laying around the house (a 9" purple dildo sitting innocently next to a stack of paperwork, for example). I lead a charmed life.

    Our landlord, one of her family friends, announced without warning that he was swinging by the house to get his ladder. I was in NJ, she was at work. No time to put all the stuff away, or clean up. She texted him to see if he actually did it. Nothing. Where was the ladder, so she could unlock it or whatever? Nothing. This dude hasn't responded for 3 days.

    I feel like I just got outed.

    The best part is landlord's granddaughter's birthday is coming up, and my partner will be invited. So, we get to see him, his wife, kids, and grandkids over cake and ice cream in the most startlingly awkward environment I could imagine.
     
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    What the fuck, how did you break two fingers and dislocate a third? Do we need to pitch in to get you a crash helmet like you see special needs kids wearing?
     
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    I wonder what his health insurance premiums look like.
     
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    I think the nickname "The Pre-Existing Condition" is kinda badass, myself...
     
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    He should do professional wrestling under that name. His gimmick could be that he gets injured every match.
     
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    FTFY
     
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    The Missanthropic is in band again this year, so I'm spending a Saturday night at a marching band competition. Holy fuck is this boring. Can we stop with the Taylor Swift songs and the score to Aladdin? Where is the originality? This event desperately needs some Steel Panther.
     
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    I'd like to know how the fuck he's typing at all considering he's the inordinate amount of pain that comes from breaking fingers. And how such a thing gets pawned off like it's a yadda-yadda issue.
     
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    You're right we need proof he ain't bullshitting
     
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    'wildered had asked me via rep how I managed to break my toes more then once while asleep.

    I wish I had an awesome story about ninjas or something, but it's horribly boring. Being 6'7" and sleeping in a bed with a foot board can be dangerous if you kick your legs out or lift them up and drop them in your sleep.
     
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