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2/24/17 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Feb 24, 2017.

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  1. Revengeofthenerds

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    My ducks started laying eggs. Found about 2 dozen of them today. They taste damn good.
     
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    The ducks or the eggs?

    Going to the gophers game again. Got a cheap standing room ticket and I'll work my way into the student section.

    Not sure I can be as loud, and as obnoxious towards Wisconsin as I was last night, but dammit I can try,
     
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    Probably the ducks... I mean, the eggs will grow into new ducks, right guys?
     
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    A true sustainable resource
     
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    Yes, but you can't plant them for another month or so.
     
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    One of those the ducks was just waddling along and shit out an egg in stride. Didn't look back or anything. Great motherly instincts there
     
    #47 Revengeofthenerds, Feb 25, 2017
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    Do your ducks live in trailers? Because I've seen similar behavior
     
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  9. Revengeofthenerds

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    No that's a little north of here. More tornados there. The two are magnets.
     
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    Ducks in a Tornado would be a great children's book.

    Little Cindy: Mama? Are the ducks safe out there?
    Mama; They're fucking ducks.
    Little Cindy: But Mama, I love the ducks
    Mama: Eat your eggs

    Duck in the tornado: Quaccccccccck. *Thunk*

    Little Cindy: Mama! Bob the duck is halfway through a tree!
    Mama: Cut off the part without a bill and bring it in for the pot.
     
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    As a guy I should notice her boobs. But the first thing I noticed is Damn! This girl has some spider fingers! They're huge! I wish I had them.

    Oh yeah, she can play pretty damn good too.



    EDIT: Another girl covering Hendrix better than me. She has boobs too. And disturbingly, possibly arm pit hair. Ewww.

     
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    ...stop right there. This is Courtney Cox and Nita Strauss, guitarists for The Iron Maidens (all-female Maiden tribute):

    image.jpeg image.jpeg
     
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    If y'all are inclined, the Netflix show Ultimate Beastmaster episode 3 features a manager from the gym I used to manage, and it shows my CrossFit gym on it as well, several times.
     
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    I went to the college bars in Dinkytown last night and was reminded why I don't drink there. Basically they suck and I'm old compared to most the people there.

    On the plus side I met some a cool couple at a bar after the hockey game and drank with them last night. This not giving a fuck thing and just being in the moment seems to be having some upsides. Previous to my moms passing I would've kept to myself at the bar after the game and just gone home after having my two beers.

    Now I apparently have a new friend on facebook and it was a good night. She is a borderline cougar too but I have no intention on being a homewrecker.
     
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    I'm at a Daytona 500 party right now. Someone wake me up at lap 190. At least there is beer.
     
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    Sounds boring as fuck. Remind me why people watch NASCAR? I get why they go, but watching it on TV?
     
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    There is more going on than you would think if you don't follow it regularly. I'm here for the beer, and hope to win the pool - crash!!!!!
     
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    Going to a nascar race was the worst experience of my life. The only fun thing was that you bring your own beer. It was loud and smelly. I saw people with racial slurs on their shirts.

    I was very impressed with how fast 200 mph actually is. It gave me more respect for the drivers. But I still found it pretty terrible.

    At least at parties you can talk to people and not pay attention.
     
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    There's more going on? Like incest?

    I just put it on and all I see is cars turning left.

    Edit: Just saw a wreck, I'm glad drivers are safer than ever, but the wrecks are far more boring now.
     
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    This is a relevant as ever:

     
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