That rhymes! University of Florida is encouraging students NOT to wear offensive costumes. http://lawnewz.com/uncategorized/un...g-to-students-offended-by-halloween-costumes/ and Focus: Talk about your costume plans this year, or lack thereof. Or, if you're going as a slutty nurse, post a pic. Alt. Focus: Have you ever worn an offensive costume, and how would it go over at Florida?
So this is just a thinly-veiled attempt to refill your spank bank, right Rush? Are there even any college-aged people left on the board? Anywho, I probably wont dress up. I dont really care about Halloween, much less on a week night. Ill buy some bags of candy for trick-or-treaters that wont actually show up and I'll pig out on it during the following week.
I live in a neighbourhood that goes absolutely ape-shit for Halloween. 6 houses down basically spends a month setting up a haunted house walk-through experience in their driveway and garage... my immediate neighbours have adorned their houses in more Halloween decorations than most people do for Christmas... and I've never been a fan. Joy. The pressure is so much that I've been thinking of making a small guillotine setup on the front porch with a few carved pumpkins depicting a scene.
This is our ninth year doing the house for Halloween. I spend the entire month decorating our house and the place we share our semi with since I ran out of room two years ago. I don't do blow-ups or cute shit. I attack the primal fears of adults. Lighting does wonders, as does dolls, clowns, and hanging small spiders from fishing line all over the property. Word-of-mouth draws hundreds of people to our house, despite the fact it's rained the last six fucking years in a row. Every year I try to up the heavy ante like a Pantera album. Just finished making these:
I am SO offended. Thinly-veiled? I thought it was rather overt. I have a Darth Vader mask and an Elvis costume left over from other years. I might combine them and go as Darth Elvis.
This will be my first Halloween with a kid so I already have the cooler mounted to the wagon that I'll be pulling her around in. No I won't be dressed up. Yes I'll be buzzed along with the rest of the dad's.
I know that Halloween is supposed to be a girl's annual excuse to be at her sluttiest, but since I'm slutty all year long for the past couple of years I've been taking the opportunity to be at my gayest. Last year I was Little Edie from Grey Gardens and the year before that I was Elaine Stritch (RIP). Both involved not wearing any pants, so at least that's something, but I can't say any straight man was like, yes, Ima go for this instead of the half-naked coal miner over there. This year I've been thinking of asking my gay friend if he'd want to do a couple's costume with me where I dress as a drag queen and he dresses as a drag king, but I might be too late. My most favorite offensive costume of all time was when the aforementioned gay friend and another friend went as a slutty abortion provider and slutty abortion protester (we all met at Planned Parenthood). Spoiler Sorry for the shitty picture of a picture, but hopefully you can see enough of the gems like the babydoll on the wire hanger, the priest collar, and "abortion is murder" written on his chest.
I'll be hitting the bars dressed as a Twister game. I've made the dial so it will land on red 75% of the time, and the only red dot on the whole costume will be situated over my crotch area. If I wore this at the University of Florida I'd probably be accused of rape for tricking poor, unsuspecting women into touching my clothed genitals.
I'm pretty sure it was from this board (or ghosts of boards past) that I learned dudes wear shoes in porn where there's more than one of them so they don't step in their own jizz.
I lost a bet and am going as Filthy Frank to our Halloween party and Halloween itself. Dyed hair, the shirt and I have perfected the voice. The idea is to be basically a low-rent [higher rent?] Filthy Frank. I apologize in advance for that video up there.
I'm wearing a gigantic squirrel costume, because my son thinks it's funny. In this neck of the woods I'm liable to get shot for it. "What officer those aren't in season?"
I allowed my coworkers to pick my costume this year. I will be an I don't care bear. I honestly have no clue what the costume will even look like. I also lost a bet with my boss so I have to wear it to work that night. I'm interested to see what they come up with.
Focus: I finally decided to start getting into cosplay a little, and started with the easiest one, which is Poison Ivy from Arkham Asylum. So that will be my costume this year. Alt. Focus: Twice I've worn costumes that really concerned all the parties I attended. The first time, I was a sexy terrorist. I bought a niqab (the one that covers your whole head but not your body) and wore black lingerie and high heels. I don't think I could get away with it these days. Definitely not on a college campus. My favorite costume I ever wore was sexy 5-year-old. I wore a transparent frilly Victorian-looking nightgown that had frills all the way up to the neck, and pink gingham underwear and carried a teddy bear and terrified everyone at the party. It was the greatest.