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Silly Billy Pilgrim, Weekend Drunk Thread 9/28/12-9/30/07

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Sep 28, 2012.

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  1. WWSwagger

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    Good news for you my friend

    Westvleteren coming to the US legally
    Good news/bad news. They need to make repairs to the brewery so they're selling in the US this year. Bad news is release is delayed. That article says Sept/early Oct, but I've heard delayed til late October. Also the states it's distributed in will be extremely limited. Shelton is the distributor and is east coast based. Other than that I know Texas will get a decent amount.
    Good luck finding some man, it really is excellent beer.
     
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  2. CharlesJohnson

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    Oh, hell. Beer IS an art form. One should be reverential of something that insanely particular to make. Brewing a consistent, let alone a good product, by machine let alone by hand like these monks, is one of the hardest things one can do. Especially with tens of thousands of competitors.

    How passionless are your lives if you have nothing to worship? Worship the beer, the women, liquor, the pork. I'd write poetry if I could. Why the fuck not? What else is there? I like getting excited over something other than the sweet release of imminent death.
     
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    Yeah its been there for like 3 months. I think it was Memorial Day weekend or something and we had a LONG drunk thread. (One that was meant to be long, not because Nom is lazy.) One of the first posts of the money was some ridiculously fat chick or the arm elbow deep in some guys ass. Chater freaked the fuck out and created that new tag. It's for gross disgusting shit, not the wonderful T/A we know and love.

    Man there are two certain threads that haven't been posted in for awhile. Yet that TiBBers thread has blown the fuck up....

    Don't do it for me...its Rush-O-Matic's birthday...
     
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    I'm in a weird place mentally because I just finished 2 weeks of midterms and practical exams. It's probably been the most stressful 2 weeks of my academic life. Part of me wants to go party with my friends (plans have been made), and part of me has been wanting to punch someone over the last week. I've been on edge for days and on the brink of snapping. I fear for the snark that may flow freely after a few drinks. It may come out with a particularly cunty vengeance.
     
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    I don't disagree. Passion is great. I think we could all use a little bit more of it. However, there is a point when a passion is just vehicle for condescension. It's the difference between saying BEER IS GREAT and I'M GREAT BECAUSE I ONLY DRINK GREAT BEER.


    Sounds like a great night for whiskey.
     
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    I absolutely drink terrible beer as much as I drink the good stuff.

    I drink cheap shit like Keith's and Coors and Canadian to get fucked up. I drink good beer when I want to relax and let that shit dance on my tongue like magical unicorns farting fairy dust.
     
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  7. Dude

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    Wolf shirt is coming out tonight. Going to be a real hit at the bars with all the pastel colored bros and sororitayyy girls.


    ...I said I was going to bring it back. just wait. next big thing.
     
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    For some reason all the TVs in the house aren't working except for one (and for some reason 2 people have 5 tvs). And it is the one in the "exercise room". Well that is too much of a signal from the fates to ignore. So much for relaxing on the couch with a nice glass of wine and catching up on shows.
     
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    This made my day. Spoilered for gifage.

     

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    Friday is normally my time to ride, but we have a shitload of people at the firehouse, so I'm out.

    Hello vodka, I haven't seen you in a while...
     
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    How can you hate LARPing?

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    This was a poster in the health class I taught today. I spent most of 1st period explaining the grammatical error to a group of 7th graders. Fuck you, AIDS.

    (spoilered for size. Sorry, new phone).
     

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    I was okay with LARPing until a few weeks ago, when I sat down on a patio for a beer next to a table full of excited LARPers. All was well (albeit a little weird) while they passionately spoke about their hobby.

    At some point they moved on to talking about their personal lives and one of the dudes started talking about how his dog died. In the winter. Which apparently meant they couldn't burry it in the backyard. So, you know what they decided to do instead? Freeze it!

    The climax of that story was him talking about their new dog's reaction to the old dead dog falling out of the freezer.

    Now I will forever associate LARPing with dead dogs in freezers.
     
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    I can't believe this cover exists. I can't decide if it's totally awsome or completely embarrassing. I feel so conflicted.

     
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    Oh Atlanta don't be mad, it's not like you finished 6 games ahead of St. Louis...wait.
    Well, at least one bad call doesn't make a ser...ohhhhhhhhhhhhh.
     
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    This is my new jam. Song fits me so well.
     
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    I am testing out this vodka to make sure it is potable.

    What's happening in the Tib!!

    Because I have to:

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    Ok, creative time:

    I had some minor neck surgery done today, it'll be fine in a week or two, but it looks like a disaster right now. I'm going to a bachelor party tomorrow and want to turn it into a conversation starter if anyone asks me what happened. So far all I have is:

    "Yeah, I got into a cock fight with a giant rooster in Tijuana last week."

    Anyone have anything better/anything to add?
     
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    "I got neck surgery. It was out of whack from all the dick sucking I've been doing lately."
     
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    You have moved on from LARPing to the real thing.
     
    #240 zyron, Oct 5, 2012
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