I'm about to make either the best or worst decision

Hi TiB!

My dad was concerned about my alcohol problem (What problem? I have no problem drinking).

Just kidding.

He's a controlling person so I've been living with mommy and daddy for a few months. However, I found a place near my campus in one of the nicer apartments. No asbestos either. It's currently inhabited by super rich girls and I've gotten an excellent deal. Like 300 off the original price. I'm sure they aren't swindling me.

The only thing holding me back is that I'd be living with 2 or 3 (I forgot) other girls. They're moderately attractive and they smoke weed occasionally. They aren't fat either.

As a red-blooded heterosexual male, would I be doing myself a disservice by turning down this excellent financial and social opportunity? Or am I dooming myself to a hellish three months? Or do they just think I'm gay and that's why they're OK living with me?

FOCUS: Ever live exclusively with a few people of the opposite sex? How was it?

 

Some people say it's not a coincidence. Just a 3 girl estrogen bomb called the McClintock effect.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McClintock_effect

That said to the red-blooded heterosexual, you move in with those girls and you fuck them. Fuck them all. Fuck them all and all their friends for three months. Then move out.

 

I lived with 2 girls for a year a couple years back. Honestly it wasn't that bad, but it was more of the situation working out than us all being friends. One girl had a boyfriend who she was fairly serious with, she was gone 6/7 nights. The other girl was older and just trying to graduate school, she had her shit together and was around a lot. Sure the one who was around a lot would not tolerate a dish in the sink but in reality it taught me it wasn't that hard to put a dish in the dishwasher when your done with it. Which is a pretty big deal to a 20 year old dude. I would not fuck any of them though, sure its for three months but that is like playing with fire, real cool until you lose control. You have a high possibility of losing control there. Enter at your own risk I suppose.

Plus I can't stress this enough having your own bathroom is key to this working. Having my own personal bathroom meant freedom from the entire house, I could leave the seat up, take nasty shits without a care in the world.

 

Forgot to mention: I get my own bathroom. And seperate front/back doors, apparently. I don't use kitchens because I do not cook.

Maybe I should learn.

To be honest, nearly anything is better than living with myf father, who seems to be on his period every day.

 

Have you decided on an avatar yet, tool? May I suggest this?

 

Yes, I'm only leasing for Spring quarter.

I am still suspicious. It's one of the most expensive apartments available, but has a higher rate of crime. My car will probably be garaged so I would only have to worry about robbery/break-ins.

I was thinking that this is part of some drama between the apartment's inhabitants. They were so eager for me to replace this other person who was coming to sign the lease at the same time, then she left apparently. She was all foreign and shit.

My theory is that they legitimately did not want that other girl to live there, but were forced to because they needed to find someone quickly. So one girl schemed to find someone else to promise to sign (with a ridiculously low price) while they can find another girl/someone they ACTUALLY want in the timeframe to keep the OTHER girl who is whining about not finding a roommate quiet. But that begs the question, "What would happen had I signed right there?" Would they refuse to sign?

Bitches be crazy.

 

Why learn? You are moving in with three GIRLS, when should you ever have to cook?

Seriously though, college aged girls are lazy. They don't cook, they munch on weird food all the time, but rarely eat proper meals. They'll want you to do things for them, and it'll be annoying. And when they are getting ready to go out or something, just leave the house. Seriously, just leave. They bounce around all doing their hair talking about the stupidest stuff like, "I wonder if Tony is going to be there today...ahhahahhahhhfdhhdahdhfadfhe, I wonder if I should wear my black top or the purple one I got in Canada last year". While you sit around for 2 hours being forced to listen to absolutely terrible music they'll have blasting, waiting for them to be done. It's been mentioned, but the hair. GOD THE HAIRRR!!!! Everywhere, all over everything.

3 months though? I'd do it. Good chance of banging em and getting out without terrible consequences.

 

Proof that there is some mythical superhuman power in a woman's vag, which is solely responsible for hypnotizing billions of men throughout the history of mankind. I tend to believe it has its sights set on taking over the universe.

 

...and the smell of burnt hair. If only one uses a straightener you'll need to keep a window open for a half hour or so to ventilate but if all three of them are using them at the same time you're better off opening a window and leaving.

 

Why not get yourself moved in and keep a little production blog right here? Your own little version of 'Tool Time'. Maybe Chater will change the name of the thread to 'I Hope They Serve Pussy in Purgatory'.

 

I lived with three girls, it was great. The fact you said it is in a sketchy neighborhood means you've earned your keep right there (previous to that, I had a lady letting me live with her dirt cheap for the 'man around the house' value I provided). Be ready to kill spiders, check out scary noises and you're good. Get in the habit of taking out the trash without being asked, clean up after yourself and you should be be able to keep yourself off the chore list. Be sure to play the whole, 'I'm a guy and don't know how to clean' card, and you should have a pretty good few months.

I wouldn't count on getting any ass out of it though. Don't shit where you eat.

 

I have no sexual intentions. Not worth the drama.

 

It really depends on the people, not necessarily the gender.

I'm currently in a 1 year lease with 2 mid-twenties women that are really down to earth and it's going great. I'm 29. We all get along really well. They're cute and I was a little smitten in the first month, but after living with them on a day to day basis, witnessing their synchronized periods, shitty hangover mood swings, burping, farting, slut conquests, etc., I couldn't be further turned off. Believe me, you do not want to shit where you eat. Don't fuck them. Imagine having a one night stand and then having to see that person on a daily basis! That seems like a nightmare to me.

I have my own bathroom and my bedroom is separated from them by an entire floor, which probably helps.

I have lived with uppity prissy bitches with no personality in the past and that was so awkward. I would run out of booze late night and end up crushing a couple bottles of from their wine stash. Then wake up and realize I had to replace a $75 bottle of fucking vino which I don't even really care for that much.

 

I have a feeling that there's a future rant that's sure to come from this. It'll involve tequila and shame. The journal will follow.

 

Just because I don't have intentions doesn't mean it won't happen.

Or some shit.