Rant Decided to have both sides of the family over for Xmas dinner at my house, what the fuck was I thinking. Wife and I found it funny how the holidays were so much fun growing up, and now they are just a pain.
Rant: 2 Weeks ago I placed an order for over £150 worth of kitchen equipment for my new apartment, which I moved into three days ago. To date I still haven't received it as they decided to hold the entire order until a £2 magnetic knife holder came in. It is now 2 days until Christmas and because of this shit I am unable to cook Christmas food, which was something I was looking forward to as I'm in London by myself. Rave: If I can find a baking tin, I plan on having a three bird roast (A Goose stuffed with a chicken, stuffed with a duck) just because I can.
Dear <Everyone>, I was deeply moved and touched by your wall post on my facebook, fetlife, my space and Linked In profiles wishing me a merry Christmas. The way you copy and pasted the same message onto every public surface of every friend on every social network you use was really meaningful and profound. I'm so glad that you though to include me in your copy and paste spree. I don't at all think it would have been more appropriate to post the generic good wishes message on your own public surface, like Twitter or your fucking blog - and then have actual personal communications with the people that matter to you. I for one, certainly feel more reassured at the depth and strength of our friendship, knowing that I warrant an inclusion in a copy and paste spam spree. I know the internet in general is a better place for the billions of wall tags from people who wanted to express their Christmas good will in the least personal way possible. Merry Christmas Scootah
RAVE: I'm about to go drinking with a bunch of my friends who are home for the holidays! Karaoke night at the bar in small town British Columbia... I have no idea what to expect. Although it is small town British Columbia, so I suppose "fighting and racial slurs" is still the safe bet. RAVE?: My farts smell like delicious Mexican food right now. It's a Christmas miracle! Or a gastrointestinal disorder. Either way, Merry--mmm, enchiladas!--Christmas!
RANT: Just got grades. Who'd want a passing grade for Spanish? Y'know, the language that's considered one of the easiest for Anglophones to learn? Other languages, no problem, but this fucking Iberian bastardization of Latin's killing me.
Rave: doesn't look like my F/T job will be lost due to my partner delaying my graduation. Probably the biggest relief I've had in a while though I'll need to take days off for midterms.
Rave: I went to the range today. Fun was had by all. Rant: Today has not gone as I had planned at all. Bah humbug and all that bullshit. Rant: Rejection is never fun. I was really diggin' this chick. Turns out she's just flirtacious by nature. Rave: Alcohol. The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
Rant: Just got two wisdom teeth YANKED THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE Rave: ... Rant: OHMYGODITGURTS Rave: There's really nothing to put here because... Rant: JESUS FUCKING THE FORESKIN OFF A PINEAPPLE WITH HIS PEARLY JEW JAWS OF JUSTICE IT FEELS LIKE SOMEONE'S CRANKING A VICE ON THE ENTIRE LEFT SIDE OF MY FACE Rant: Owie..
Rant: I get to sit at work with only one day off until January 4, so a person with 12 hours seniority than me can enjoy Christmas with their family. Rant: Said person then glares at me while I explain my future 4 day weekends planned when my boyfriend moves cross country. Douche
Rant: There are 2 people at work today, Me and the other new guy. We are here because we don't have any vacation time saved up to take the day off. We also have pretty much no work ethic. Rave: Watching Jurassic Park on the TVs at work. Listening to the greatest radio show ever (Jason Ellis on Satellite radio) Rant: Still have to work....fuuuuuuuuuuuck
RANT: I have come to have a greater appreciation for the following conversation I had with my uncle when I went to visit him in Arizona last May: HIM: *Explaining how ungodly hot it gets in the summer.* ME: I could never live in a place that gets that hot. HIM: Yeah, but you don't have to shovel heat. It all makes sense now.
Rant: As a kid we always used to watch one of the old versions of "A Christmas Carol" on Christmas Eve. Why don't they play these anymore? I have not seen them on TV in years. What is on is "White Christmas",which sucks, and "It's a Wonderful Life" which is a depressing movie till the end.
We did Christmas today because my son is spending this Christmas at his mother's house. And let me tell you something, my fuckers: RAVE: Nerf guns. I don't think my kids and I have ever come so close to pissing our pants laughing as we did today having Nerf gun wars. They come in all shapes and sizes, from single shots to 6 shot revolvers to a 35 shot Tommy Gun looking thing. I was smart enough to buy 32 extra foam darts (although now I want to go get another 100 of 'em) and it was just a fucking hoot. For those of you who don't know what they are, here's a link: <a class="postlink" href="http://www.hasbro.com/nerf/n-strike/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.hasbro.com/nerf/n-strike/</a> Get some. They are a lot of fun. I can only imagine how fun they'd be drunk. And nothing says "I love you" like popping your wife in the ass with a Nerf dart every time she walks by.
Rave: Been getting quite muscular lately. Stopped going to the gym and started just doing a shit load of pull-ups and chin-ups a day. Gained a few pounds of muscle since I've done this, and people have noticed. Feels good man. Rave?: I'm about to receive a boat load Christmas gifts tomorrow, but somehow I couldn't care less. Funny how I care more about getting a bunch of compliments on my physique than about some gifts. Shows how much of a narcissist I am, I suppose.
Rant: I just talked to a friend and he called me a Scrooge because I don't acknowledge Christmas. I gently explained to him that when you live alone it's rather pointless to put up a tree and decorate the house to remind yourself that others are gathering with their loved ones while you are watching a DVD of Scarface and drinking brain killing amounts of booze. He suggested I watch "It's a Wonderful Life" and play Christmas carols. Jesus, I think he wants me to off myself. I suggested he go fuck a wooden Indian.
Rave: Thinking of Toytoy trimming the tree by himself and singing Christmas carols has me laughing my ass off. That or great weed, but I am sure it is the image.