Rave: I started watching Spartacus: Blood and Sand today. I am pleased with the amount and quality of naked titties thus far. I want Lucy Lawless in the worst possible way right now.
Fuck you Solitaire you rat fink mocking son of a bitch. 10 games and no win. Seriously. I might be a little bored today. Edit: And as Morecowbell lovingly pointed out, my tard is showing.
Rave: I was made aware today during conversation that Miranda Cosgrove turns 18 on May 14. Hooray for small miracles. Seriously, I'd bang the Disney right out of her. Rant: I know who she is only because I have friends and siblings with shitty tastes in television.
Rant: I'm feeling kind off the last few days, my kids have been sick and I think I might be getting the damn flu too. Rave: Charlie's Angels on NetFlix, a very silly yet entertaining flick.
Rant- Hey Matt Damon, no one gives a shit about your political views. You memorize lines for a living.
Rave: Got asked out by a cute girl yesterday. Rant: She's the 19 year-old (I'm 27) granddaughter of my boss. She also works at my office. Rave: Apparently I've become a responsible adult since I turned her down as gently as I could.
Rave: Welcome to the team Jason Arnott!! Rock in the Red!! Rant/Rave: Atogwe. Shall Area 51 be re-established? I'm going to take a sexy bath and take it from there.
Rant: Going to a mates 34th birthday tonight, he was my Best Mate in 7th grade. Why is this a rant? We have almost grown fully apart, he has no drive, no money and lives in a rented shithole with his mentally unbalanced pregnant girlfriend and their 3 cats, his only interests involve smoking weed and movies. The other people there tonight will comprise his new crop of stoner, dropouts hipster mates and their moll girlfriends, I fuckin hate these people, and if it weren’t for our history I would probably feel the same way about my mate were I to meet him now. I feel melancholy about this.
Rave: Killer arms and back session, I fucking love lifting weights. My favorite way to burn off some tension since it's all illegal to randomly assault stupid fucks.
Rant: No drunk thread on a Thursday?? For shame, TiB. For shame. Racve: Drunk as hell after a great night
Rant: Quite possibly the most horrible day of my life. Not kidding. Spoilered because it's really fucking sad. Do not read if you like dogs. Spoiler I was driving to school this morning, and I was late. Like really, really late. I'm riding the ass of this Lexus SUV in front of me, and this car is going pretty slow. Then a dog runs out into the road in front of the Lexus. The car brakes, but then just rolls right over the dog. The poor dog just got sloooowly rolled over, and then the Lexus sped up and drove off. I slow down, horrified, and the dog looks at me. He/She is bleeding and mangled and there are guts on the road, but not dead. I freak the shit out. I pull my car over to the side of the road and as I open the door I hear this dog whimper. It's turning it's head towards me and panting and I can tell that it's in a lot of pain. I consider trying to scrape it off the road and into my back seat, but I live in a somewhat isolated part of this area and I know from experience that the nearest vet is 20 minutes away. I don't know what to do, I'm crying, and I'm late. And this dog is shaking and hurting. So I took the shovel that I keep in my car for emergencies (it snows up here, and I have to dig myself out sometimes) and I killed the dog. And I sobbed and sobbed. I cried so hard that I burst blood vessels around both my eyes. And then I had to get to class, because I had three tests that I could not miss. So I called my brother and made him bury it while I cried my way through a genetics exam. Rant: I have literally been unable to stop crying about this all day. My eyes are almost swollen shut. Life is unfair. Everyone go home and love on your pets.
Rant: A week of studying a few hours a day? Didn't matter. That corporate finance midterm last night bent me over and nailed me. Hard. Rave: At least it's over and I can continue planning vacations.
Stoney Rave: SheRa on Netflix, hahaha! Rave: I am being taken on vacation in a couple of weeks by Mr. PIMPTRESS. He has cautioned me against trying to pay for anything while in the mountains. Can't argue with that! Rant/Rave?: Probably taking the kids to see Rango this afternoon (provided they aren't being little shits). I've suffered through many a kiddie flick on the verge of insanity, hopefully this one doesn't blow. Rave: Special mommy brownies and beverages makes damn near anything tolerable.
Rave: Ski vacation starts tomorrow, bitches! Rant: Airport, security, baggage claim, rental car, etc. comes first.