Rave Got the new laptop and it runs like a dream. If you hear of a Northern Indiana man who electrocuted himself while trying to have sex with a laptop, well..........you'll know who it is.
Rave: Waiting on a job offer that will finally start my career and my life! I'm so excited, I've felt like my life has been on pause for the longest fucking time. I'll be able to go on a real vacation and leave the country which I've been wanting to do forever. Rant: My girl slept over last night after not seeing her for the longest time because she's all being smart working on her PhD. We couldn't have sex because it was that time of the month and its too early in the relationship for me to toss out the "I don't care my sheets are red" (more of a light Merlot color actually) or the "That's what shower sex is for!" arguments yet. Rave: It's that time of the month, which means she's not pregnant, which in my mind balances everything the fuck out really.
Rant: Apparently my sense of humor sucks. I'm used to people not getting it, but I just realized that the only dude I know who really understands the jokes I'm making is also a heavy weed and Xanax user along with God knows what else. I think I'm funny as hell, but the above doesn't say great things about my perception of reality. Rave: Fuck it.
Rave: THUNDERSNOW!!! here in DC. Being a guy from Mississippi, this is a pretty big fucking deal. I'm going to enjoy the hell out of it. Local bar is hosting a snow day party, so should be a great night.
Rave: Deactivated my facebook account. Rant: Couldn't pull the trigger completely, I only temporarily deactivated it. Rant: Work this week has sucked. The bitches at work have been ten times bitchier than normal. Rave: Overall things are going pretty great right now. Some unexpected events have occurred but in my boring life unexpected events are always welcome. Rave: I'm watching Almost Famous and this scene gives me goosebumps every single time.
RAVE: Tonka is back to being SuperPuppy! Two days of Doxycycline, and he's back up, rompin', stompin' and being a puppy pain in the ass. Nice to have my boy back.
Ravey Rave-Rave Meet Ryan Milliron, who's single post recieved what had to be the greatest rep carpet-bombing of all time. Just listen to what this Studmuffin has to say on his site. This is beyond awesome: He is a non-stop nozzle of pointlessdead ends. He puts Arthur Kade to shame, and WE FOUND HIM FIRST. And now I have to destroy him, before somebody else does and it becomes a fad. Let's send him some money so he can afford some sleeves.
Rant: Just the thought of a taking a Doxycycline pill makes my guts clench. NEVER. AGAIN. Fucking green pills.
Rant: Don't you dare. He's like a modern day Dickens. Every paragraph is like a novel I never want to end. I'm literally considering saving some for tomorrow. That's how good they are.
Rant: My wife has one remaining grandfather (one fell off a cliff and died), and the other one was just diagnosed with cancer. Rant: For the fourth time. Rave: Because of the nature of my work, I am able to do it from anywhere. So I am going to doctor appointments, treatment sessions, surgeries, etc. with him. I have a bit of hospital experience, and while I am not naive enough to think it can save him, I can certainly provide a lot more help than he had the previous three times.
Rant: Hey East Coast, I have an idea; if you don't have at least 20" of snow accumulation overnight, shut the fuck up. Every time it storms over there, everyone acts like it's the storm of the fucking century. I turn on the Weather Channel to see what all the fuss is about, and I see everyone losing their shit because it's snowing and there's 2" of slush on the ground. Holy Mother of Fuck, call the National Guard! Today they were interviewing car dealers who were crying because they had to clean the 3-4" of snow off the cars in their lot. These people can't be fucking serious. Disclaimer: I'm not trying to piss of the East-Coasters on this board, you guys all seem to be enjoying the shit show. I'm just sick of hearing the constant bitching on the news every time it snows over there.
Rant/Rave: 15 Inches of Fucking Snow. However, my girl (the Labradane) loves it. So I was at the dog park at 7 a.m. trudging through the shit so my girl could play with her doggie friends. Rave: 3 days off!!!!!!
Rant: MILF I have been sleeping with over the last month or so broke it off last night. Ah well, it had to end at some point - I was hoping for another couple of weeks of getting it on the regular. It's interesting but I was thinking about it last night; sex has been getting better and better since I was young, I'm having more and better orgasms (I used to be good for one or two a night but now it's three to five, my libido went up with age?). I'm willing to bet that a lot of it has to do with me being incredibly better at sex than when I was a wee youngin'; she enjoys it more and it makes me enjoy it more. Perhaps I'm also sleeping with more adventurous women or I'm trying way more and newer things. Time to go pick me up some eighteen year olds again; blow their mind with my old man moves.
Rave: The Damned Things 2 members of Every Time I die, 2 members of Anthrax, and 2 members of Fall Out Boy (yes, I'm young, they were the shit when I was 14, and I'll take that to my grave)
Rant: I had nothing to do with the downfall of RyanMilliron and his dot com-ness unfortunately. I didn't want to ruin our wahoo if we ever had one on this kid. But I did find out a bit of personal information on him. Rant: Aero test tomorrow. Not sure about it but I have to get at least 40/50 questions correct to pass. I'm shooting for 50/50. That would mean a huge confidence booster and put me in exactly the right place for when I start flying.
It's to late to edit but the reason behind this, that I forgot to add, is that I'm moving out of the province in the next couple of months and she wants something more long term which I am unwilling to have right now. Add that she has a two and half year old kid and is still going through divorce proceeding (they're separated and not living together anymore), adds more to what this has boiled down into. Mo edit, mo problems: Rave: They changed what kind of work I do, same department just different customers. I work on small/medium business only now and they changed my schedule to Monday to Friday. I never have to work another weekend again unless I want to do overtime!
Rant: So one of my professors dislikes me. Like, a lot. And I cannot figure out why. I've covered this material in a few previous courses, but I'm not being all I-know-everything-because-I'm-a-smartypants about it. I'm keeping my head down and working at the ridiculously slow pace that she's setting. She knows this, and frequently pairs me with other students who are having difficulty grasping the material. I don't mind this at all- I was there once, and having a partner that can help you along is awesome and totally preferable to someone clueless. But GOD FORBID I ASK A QUESTION. Holy fuck, you'd think I had just asked to shit on her chest or something. The eyes widening, the eye rolling, the condescending tone...it's awful. Yet she sweetly answers the most inane questions from the class dumbass and smiles at him like he's a cute puppy. What the hell did I do? We just got our first quiz back, and she was markedly nitpicky with my short answer questions whereas she tolerated blatant errors from the kid I was partnered with today. I mean, I know that I should just shut up and resolve to do better. But it's bugging me. If I pissed her off, I want to know what I did and how I can fix it. Cunt. Rave: My neighbor has a snow blower and an under-exercised puppy. We've worked out a trade- I'll walk/play with his puppy while he clears my driveway and walkway of snow, and this will be a fair trade. SUCKER. I would've played with his puppy and still shoveled my own driveway. But yay! Puppy time and no more shoveling!
Rant/Rave: My Guy submitted his paperwork for the board today. With any luck, after the beginning of next month, he'll be on his way to OCS. I'm not sure how I feel about this; I'm not sure what it means for us. He's pretty ambiguous in the discussions about it, so...I'm feeling a little out in limbo.