Rant- Lee Ann Rimes is the definition of a butterface. She looks like the offspring of James Carville.
Rave: Parents are taking the wife and myself to Lake Tahoe in about a month. Rant: I have osteoporosis, and I just realized the likelihood of me breaking a bone while skiing is roughly 50%. Rave: I've broken bones before, so it doesn't overly concern me.
I think it's good to focus on the little things this time of year. So thank you, Southwest, for sparing me 3 unnecessary hours in the car today. And thank you for not charging me to reschedule that canceled flight. My grandfather's house in Florida is really boring though.
Rave: Nothing better than a lazy football Sunday during a blizzard and left over holiday booze. Cheers TiB.
Rant: Didn't get a chance to take a stealth photo of the guy at the grocery store I saw yesterday, so I'll have to paint a mental picture. 300lbs, white ratty t-shirt, pajama bottoms, hair on the back of his neck longer than the (thinning) hair on the top of his head, and two different shoes (one white, one black). Rave: Went to Blockbuster today to rent Darksiders again, but they don't have at that store anymore it despite the case being on the shelf still. So Killzone 2 was free.
RAVE: The kids got sleds for Christmas, and today it's snowing. RANT: 16 to 20 inches of snow, full on blizzard. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
RAVE: I had possibly the most random yet awesome dream ever last night. In the dream, for whatever reason, I was going out with a girl that night and sexual funtime was assured. So in preparation, a bit of manscaping was in order. But where the dream gets ridiculous, was that a whole event/convention/party was going on to celebrate/prepare for it. I remember walking through a large convention center with lines of people high fiving me, and tons of people wearing headsets running up to update me on statuses and assorted goings-on. There were sponsor booths with give-aways and one of my friends was the announcer/head of the event and was narrating my every move. It was culminating with some hot brunette from I believe California who had flown in and was going to manscape me in the shower and then go down on me. Of course, I woke up within an hour, in dream time, of that event. But seriously? I've had some ridiculous dreams but this was high on it, mostly because of the grandiosity surrounding such an event. Suck on that Inception. I was a Psych major and spent a decent amount of time reading on various dream meanings and what not, but I got nothing for this, haha.
Rant: Just dropped $340 on my wife's ski gear for our upcoming trip. Sure, she didn't need a bunch of North Face shit, but I'd rather pay more for stuff that will keep her warm, than hear her bitch/cry/go back to the hotel in the middle of a run and ruin my day. Rave: She just found a $300 check she hadn't deposited. It's a Christmas miracle!
Rave: Wife isn't hung over after all. Rant: She has a fever and a bit of the flu. Her fever was 101, but she is eating (bread at the moment) and drinking (gatorade/water combo). She is doing much better than she was this morning. I'm thinking it is probably just a 24 hour bug, and she'll be back on her feet in the morning. That could just be foolish hope, though.
Rave- Doctor Who Christmas special! Rant- Haven't gotten out of my Pjs and I am expected at a party after Doctor Who which I am probably going to skip.
RAVE: 16-20 inches, plenty of booze and plenty of Kind Bud. Let it snow, let it snow, let it snooowwwwww.
Rant: Driving home on boxing day, so tired Rant: The highway is blanketed with blowing snow, so it's not fun to drive Rave: Boxing Day Deals Rant: Electronic Retailers Boxing Day deals - either they suck, hard or they're gone at 7AM Rant: Crowds on Boxing Day Rave x10: BEER!!!!
Rave: Fudge, Chocolate Chip Cookies, Peanut Butter Cookies, Zucchini Bread, all left over from Christmas Eve party. Rant: Wife is still sick. Rave: Her fever is down to 99.2, so if it continues to go down, it looks like she'll be okay tomorrow, but really, really tired, as I don't see her getting much sleep (she slept all day today).
Rant: Ive been sneezing like crazy these past few days and I dont know what has been causing it, it's never happened before. I literally thought I just shit my pants with the sneeze. Rave: Pretty good Christmas. And if all I have to rant about is almost shitting myself, then life is good.
Rant: Well fuck this blizzard everyone is complaining about, yeah I am stuck in it with no booze or bud, but big tom don't you live in Texas? Well fuck if I didn't pick an awesome time to visit Yorktown Heights, New York. This 12-24" of snow in the blizzard is about double the amount of snow I have seen throughtout my entire lifetime of 24 years all spent in Houston.
Shoulda posted this sooner but Ive been sick as a dog. Spoilered for length. Rave: Got the two older boys a 42" hd plasma for their room for x-mas. Me and the Mrs. thought it would be funny as hell to take the TV out of it and pack their new bedding and pillows inside. When they were opening their other presents I went and set the tv up in their room. We were hoping for some mildly disappointed faces when they opened the box. What I got...."some say my heart grew 3 sizes that day" They unwrapped the box and were so excited, then when we had them open the box so I could "help them set up the TV" they found their new bedding and pillows. We told them we got the box from their aunt who was furnishing her new apartment. They didn't even break stride. Said thank you with genuine gratitude, and proceeded to help us clean up. I told them to go take their stuff to their room, when they did they were pleasantly surprised. The oldest walked up and lightly punched me in the arm with the comment, "dick". I asked hm why we didn't get the reaction we were looking for and his response: "Why would we be disappointed for someone not getting us something we didn't have before, we REALLY appreciate it, but come on pop, Its not like we couldn't live without it. Its not like food or heat or anything like that" Sweet zombie Jesus awesome. We have somehow managed to teach perspective. RANT: Due to spending all the sick time in bed whacked out on NyQuil, Fuckin insomnia is back.
Rant: This blizzard is a PUSSY! Where's my snow motherfucker? 8" when I woke up this morning and I didn't even need to roll out of bed for that (ba-dump-ba!) Rave: Great Christmas weekend but it went by too fast. Rave: My sister and her boyfriend apparently really want me to start rock climbing since they bought me every piece of gear I need to get started. Like I need another hobby (I do, I do). Rant: Was supposed to get together with an old friend I had a long and dramatic falling out with. We've been playing text tag since last week trying to figure out a time to meet up. She canceled last week and I've made myself available on every day except Christmas. She's flying out Tuesday and is being cunty about my not wanting to drive to her parents last night in a snow storm. I am I a dick for thinking life would be more peaceful without her? Rave: The puppy loves the snow. Looks like an albino antelope leaping and spinning around.