RANT: Got woken up at 3:30am this morning to the sound of a window shattering. What kind of stupid fuck walks by someone's house and just decides to smash a basement window with the business end of his boot? RAVE: Nothing sobers a drunk asshole up like an angry Indian with a machete, in his boxers, in the dead of winter. The look of sheer terror on the prick's face was well worth the busted window. Never seen a short man run so fast, but it still wasn't fast enough to outrun the cops.
Rant: Stupid fucking customers. I fart more brain cells than these morons. Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you.
RAVE: week 6 of vacation. I can't for the life of me think of anything constructive that I've accomplished in that time, and my recollection is fuzzy at best. Booze, awesome food, shit weather, The Girl, and warm fire places For The Win. RANT: No fucking snow. It's all green and rain and near-freezing right now. This blows. I like snow. Fuck the haters; I have nowhere to be, so go ahead... snow me in for a week, you bastards. But it's kind of looking like I might have to head out to re-stock the bar.
RANT: Are you fucking kidding me!? The Minnesota Vikings capped an unexpected day of quarterback drama by activating Favre for Monday's game against the Chicago Bears, hours after receiving permission from the NFL to upgrade their 41-year-old from out to questionable. Meanwhile, Peterson was a surprising addition to the inactive list after missing most of the practice week because of a sore thigh -- a product of the collision with teammate Tarvaris Jackson in last week's loss to the New York Giants. There goes my Fantasy Football season. 3rd place game next week for a shot at my entrance fee back.
RANT: My Medical Microbiology final was today. It was just 3 pages. And by three pages, I mean front and back on one page, front only on the second page. And it should have come with a bottle of complimentary lube. Every student in the class either wanted to get drunk or slit their own wrists afterwards. It was absolutely fucking atrocious. I usually fly through tests, and those 3 pages took me an HOUR. A fucking HOUR. I came out of that feeling like I had just given birth, or that I was in prison and dropped the soap, or both. It was just brutal. Motherfucker. Rave: OChem final tomorrow. I haven't gotten anything under a 96 the entire semester. At least I can finish with something easy. Small rave: Firefox puts the red squiggly line under Ochem, but motherfucker comes out just fine. The things that put a small smile on your face, huh?
Rant- Feeling a cold coming, right before the holidays. Fuck me. Rave - I'll kill the virus with alcohol.
Rave. It's my birthday, bitches! Rant. It's my 30th birthday, I'm stuck in a 8x12 ft room 50kms away from civilization with no booze. Rave I'm getting the hell out of this cesspool tomorrow.
Rant - There is a very impertinent 12 year old here. She has yelled at me. She has demanded of me. She has ranted at me. She's about to get punched in the goddamned windpipe. Bigger rant - I'm tired. Smelly. Hungry. Been at work since 6 a.m. with only a minor break since then. Am not ready to come back to work tomorrow. Biggest rant - I dropped something heavy on my foot. Seriously, I'm about to snap on this fucking kid.
Rant: It would be real fucking nice if assholes in Hartford would pick the debris up off the fucking highway. I really enjoyed hitting a tire iron getting off the exit. Rave: Got to watch UConn kick ass once again.
RANT: Wind storm. Power just failed. On battery backup. RAVE: Have gas-fired fireplace in the den, a new bottle of Captain Morgan Special Reserve, tasty baked goods that showed up by courier today from my Mom, and enough battery power to keep the TV playing movies/torrents for about 6 hours. Should that run out, I've got the generator and a 55 gallon drum of gas feeding it. Yes, I'm a big enough geek that I have about 100k watts of battery backups scattered throughout my house to ensure my constant supply of Bing Bang Theory and pr0n. Merry fucking Christmas!
RAVE: Played my first show on Saturday and it was fucking great! Now to continue down the 3, maybe 4 month road to super stardom and fuck you wealthiness.
Rant: Ugh. One of my coworkers was kind enough to catch a horrible cold/flu bug from her granddaughter and, rather than call in sick, come into work deathly ill for three days before finally being told to go home. Consequently, three out of eight people in my office were off today and I myself am sick. Fever, stuffed up, bad cough - yay team. Part of me wants to call in sick, too, but here's the thing: never once, in all of my 16 years of steady employment, have I ever called in sick. I've only missed days due to deaths in the family. I can't make myself break that record. "But you'll make others sick, just like your coworker did!" You might exclaim. Fuck you, the damage is done...we're ALL already sick. Blah.
Rave: Just cleaned my new shotgun for the first time. I had no idea how dirty the fucking thing was right out of the box. But the inside of the barrel is gorgeous now. Cleaning a gun is oddly therapeutic.
Rave: Starting to get better. I've had a nasty cough for a good month, and finally it got to the point where my wife demanded that I see a doctor and do something about it. Usually I just let these things run their course, but she got annoyed with my constant hacking. The doctor thinks it is seasonal asthma. I was diagnosed with that 2 years ago, too, and the inhalers they gave me then helped. Last year, though, I was fine without any inhalers or medication. New inhaler this year. At the same time I started taking Mucinex like crazy. Rant: Not sure if I was stuffed up and congested or if it was asthma. On the one hand, I'm coughing up a lot of nasty stuff, but on the other hand, I feel much better and cough much less after using the inhaler. Who knows, could be both. Rant: Had to get a chest x-ray to rule out walking Pneumonia. Not looking forward to that medical bill. Fuck.
RAVE: Super Troopers on my DVR. Really I understand why this movie got mixed reviews but it gets better every time I watch it. Brian Cox.
Rant Wow one day in Hong Kong was the stupidest idea I ever had. You need at least a month to take that whole city in.
Rant: I got sucked back in. After almost two years of being clean... I started playing WoW again last night. Fuckers at work got me. Super Rant: My old account got hacked a while back, and I don't know if I can get it recovered or not.