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Rant & Rave Thread

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Joel Raymond, Oct 19, 2009.

  1. Kubla Kahn

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    Did I just shit myself?

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    Rant/Rave: I actually found some work here in China. Looks like I wont be going broke just yet. I know the shit is relative but the pay is going to be retarded when compared to US hourly wages.
     
  2. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    Rave: I'm drunk
     
  3. trojanstf

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    Disturbed

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    Rant: I've gotten four midterms back and failed three of them. Honesty they were pretty easy and I just blanked on all of them

    Rave: This girl who is gorgeous told me she likes me

    Rant:She has a bf and I have already fucked up one person relationship like that, so I am just going to bail on her
     
  4. Winterbike

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    Rave: It's my birthday today and I'm back home visiting the family to celebrate

    RAVE: Went to see Louis CK last night. I wish he had given us a break at some point, because I was getting tired from laughing

    MEGA RAVE: I went to check out the room where I was sleeping, and when I opened the light, everything was wrapped in plastic, there were pictures of ''victims'' on the wall and a set of knives on the bed. That's right, my sister pulled a prank on me and MADE A DEXTER KILL ROOM! It looked exactly like in the show, and she told me it took her about 5 minutes to set it up. I always thought it took like an hour to set that up, so that was one of the show's weak points, but I was wrong. My sister's amazing. Now I think I'll try it on the wife during the Halloween weekend, but with my own twist (a victim taped on a table, blood, and a killer with a knife and a plastic suit).
     
  5. thevoice

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    Rave:

    After a dismal start to the season, the hockey team that I call games for is starting to turn it around. Last night at home we pummeled one of the league's best teams 8-3! The team is starting to find it's identity, and it makes coming to the rink a lot more enjoyable. Nothing is worse than a seven game losing streak to start the season.

    Rant:

    Last night at the rink I dropped my phone down a lengthy set of stairs. The screen on my phone is now totally fucked, and it means that a new phone will be necessary. I am 17 months into a three-year contract and I'm hoping that whichever phone rep I visit this morning can help me out with some kind of deal on a phone. I'm not really in the mood to drop $400 on a new phone today.

    Rave:

    My Dad is coming to visit this weekend. We're going to watch some hockey, eat some great food and probably do some work around the house together. My Dad and I get along great, and I'm excited to spend some time with him.

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    Whenever my Dad comes to visit I keep (half-hoping) to see my Mom with him. I know full-well that she's gone, and I've accepted it. It's just tough to see one without the other you know? Fucking cancer.

    Rave:

    I am now just 12 pounds away from my goal weight. Everywhere I go I'm hearing compliments about good I look - Especially from chicks. It's to the point where I'm going to have to start buying some new suits and clothes because the old ones are simply too baggy and big. Nothing beats the feeling of weight-loss and increased confidence - Except for the BJ that I'm going to get from the girlfriend tonight.
     
  6. MooseKnuckle

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    RANT: I think every politician I've seen has attacked their opponent by using the phrase "politics as usual". Hey, jerkoff, using that phrase is politics as usual.

    RAVE: Elections will be over soon and the commercials will stop.

    RANT: It doesnt matter who wins, nothing will change and we're all fucked.
     
  7. Juice

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    Moderately Gender Fluid

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    Rant: (This has nothing to do with political beliefs) Today Linda McMahon, Senate candidate for CT, took a tour of our building with one of our executives. I was walking down the hallway and they turned a corner and came toward me and took me by complete surprise. They stopped as she greeted me and shook my hand. I was so shocked and unprepared for the situation I barely said anything and gave the most awkwardly retarded smile anyone has ever given. And it was all on camera. Fuck my life.
     
  8. abneretta

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    Shenanigator

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    Rave: Done with work for the day. Hello weekend!

    Rant: I feel like I'm living for the weekends and even then, I don't do that much on the weekends. I feel like I've 'survived' another week at work. I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to go through life wishing for the weekend and counting down the days until your next vacation. I'm a firm believer in 'work to live, don't live to work' but this is becoming ridiculous. I don't know if it's my job or where I live or what, but I need a change.

    Rave/Rant: Two of my closest friends are both pregnant. I'm more than happy for them. Unfortunately they were my go-to drinking buddies. I don't think that's going to work out anymore.

    Rave: Going to see a movie tonight with one of the aforementioned knocked up ex-drinking buddies.

    Rant: I decided today that I want to go to a party tomorrow night. It's a costume party and I don't have a costume...time to get creative.
     
  9. Frank

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    Rave: GF is almost ready to be on her way down, she'll probably be at my place before 2.

    Rant: My boss is gone until 2:30 and I have to show him a report before I leave.

    Rant: I had no idea she was going to get out this early, my apartment is a fucking mess (I usually let the place turn into a shit hole during the week and clean on Friday before she gets down, I'm sneaky like that) and I think I might have locked the door... fuck.
     
  10. jennitalia

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    Rave: Start part-time nannying again today. I've missed those kids so much.
     
  11. bigtom0404

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    Rant: Good goddamn, thank you.
     
  12. Frebis

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    Rave: In honor of Halloween tonight I am playing night golf. You have to dress up, we go get glow in the dark balls, and we get to decorate our cart! There will also be people on the course trying to scare us. I can not fucking wait! You have no clue how drunk I plan on being before the night is out.
     
  13. Elset

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    Rave: More awesome tweets!
     
  14. effinshenanigans

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    Rant:
    Stupid people going off of stupid assumptions, and then getting pissed off with me because they chose to put words in my mouth. Eat shit, you squawking twat.

    Rave:
    Friday

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    Pandora

    Rave:
    Pat Metheny, specifically his song "Over on 4th Street" off of One Quiet Night. I'm already calmed back down (It's not on YouTube, but search for One Quiet Night anyway and listen to a couple songs. They're awesome).
     
  15. Samr

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    Rant: Just finished the first draft of my law school entrance essay or whatever they call it. Fucking three pages single-spaced, and I think that's a bit more than they want.

    Rave: Forgive my lack of humility, but it's fucking GOOD.
     
  16. Maltob14

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    Space Cadet

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    Rave: Dick slapped my two midterms in the face.

    Rave: Finally get to sleep.

    Rave: Got a decent part-time job.

    Rave: I don't have hands like Brian Baldinger.

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  17. Gravitas

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    Rave: I was able to channel Atticus Finch, John Marshall, and Oliver Wendell Holmes today and win in small claims court. All I had to do was suppress my desire to do this.

    Rant:I should have gotten $200 more, but the judge is a supposed hard ass and I didn't want to annoy him in any way, because I will probably see him again fairly soon. Pay your bills people.
     
  18. KillaKam

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    RANT Apparently I've been let go at the bar I work at...no notice from my boss, the owner..no one. I found out from an inside source who frequents the place. Awesome.

    RAVE Not having to work for those shitbirds or that place anymore.

    RAVE Got to drink Christmas Ale last night, fucking delicious as always.
     
  19. Diablo

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    RANT: This effin guy! This instructor would not stop talking and critiquing during my damn sim. Threw my shit off so much. I can't stand some of these guys who have been here for so long that they have memorized, word for word, the syllabus.

    RANT X2: Two goddamn sims tomorrow and it's a Saturday. Awesome.

    Rave: Only about a month left here. Thank god...
     
  20. xrayvision

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    Rave: Really excited to be doing the ms150 ride from Houston to Austin this April. Its my first really long charity on my road bike and its actually 182 miles and not 150 as the name would suggest. In the off chance that anyone on this board is from here and also riding, I am on Team Texas Children's, from the Texas Children's Hospital if you want to train and ride with me.

    Rant: Starting back up with training. My legs and lungs are going to suffer.

    Rave: Excited to get back into shape, even though I will probably be skinnier than I like.