Rant: Lately been spending an unacceptable amount of time trying to figure out whether my house is shaking because of an earthquake or because my roommate is fucking his girlfriend again. Just this morning we experienced a 5.0 on the dicked-her scale.
You know when you get to the last few pages of a really long, really good book and you get kind of nervous and sad and excited at the same time, because you know it's coming to an end and you don't really want it to, but it's still thrilling? It's such a weird sensation. Like being cold and over-caffeinated at the same time. I've felt it since I was a child, and I can't find it anywhere else. I want to do that to people.
Rave: I have the entire house to myself tonight. No TV. No music. Just me, the dogs and a book. Rant: My dad had to have an ultrasound on his liver. Might be minor, might be really really bad. Rant: My right tonsil is ultra swollen.
Rave: Old man is up. Good to catch up with him. Rant: He can still drink me miles under the table no matter how much practice I've had.
Rave: Love the new tat. Makes me feel like a better person. Rant: Working labor day. And also the fact that I have nothing better to do on a Friday night than post in this thread.
Rant: We're... Like... 2 weeks away from the fund-raising deadline and 2 people just quit our Run For The Cure team. We have to scramble now to replace them because you need a team of 10. Assholes.
Rave: Been drinking magic hat #9...for free Rave: Saw 2 of my 4 favorite techno/electronic band/group things (don't know the lingo these days)....for free. If only Daft Punk and Justice were there. Then again, it would have been 50x more packed. Rave: lots of free shit, like pizza, swag, beer, tickets, VIP passes, non-alcoholic beverages, etc. Rave: all of this was courtesy of my the company I've been working for for 5 days. I fucking love this place, the people, and my job. Rant: I can see myself soon being too absorbed in my job to do much else for at least a month. Rant/Rave: I'm back together with my girlfriend, and we've had some amazing sex and agreed that we're just dating because we enjoy eachother's company and don't see this going much further than that. I hope this isn't female trickery. Rant: I have no exciting plans for labor day weekend, except seeing nas and damien marley on sunday. I almost want to go into work on monday...but then again, I can just work from home while watching It's Always Sunny. Rave: life is good right now, let's hope it keeps going this way for a while
Rant: So if you are ever browsing through Netflix and are thinking to yourself "Hmmm, maybe I should watch something weird tonight," stay the fuck away from "Tokyo Gore Police." What the fuck happened to Japan that made those people so fucked up? Edit: Rant: I can't stop watching it.
Rant: I always have something to rant about. Just call me Debbie-Downer. Rant #2: After putting down 10k on a house we were renting to own that got lost to foreclosure.. now it looks like we may be forced out. We were told the bank was moving so slowly that we'd have a few more weeks to worry about it, rent free, before they made a move. Not the case. They came banging on my door today and either want us to sign a lease by Tuesday (at their price) or leave. OR, they might find enough wrong with the house and cut their losses, force us out, and sell the house as is. Unless they let us stay at the same rent.. we have to move, and my boys' (turning 1&3) birthday party is up in the air. Mother fucker. Rave (but highly doubtful) we might get enough in "cash for keys" to make the move worthwhile. Anyone ever gotten cash for keys? Please let me know how it worked out for you if so. Slight Rave: We went to one of the best contract lawyers in the area yesterday to show them how we got fucked out of 10k in down payment for a house we could never technically purchase (which now got taken by the bank since the owner didn't pay their mortgage for 2 years).. and it's looking somewhat promising that we can get that money back Rant: I don't know how much the best contract lawyer in the area will cost in legal fees if the morons who took our money want to go to court.. will there even be anything left to pay the legal fees with? Fuck.
RAVE: Kid Cudi is performing at the U of M's homecoming. Holy fucking shit Homecoming will be much more than just getting obliterated at parties. It is going to be one HELLUVA night!
Rant: Since when is it cute or funny to pour beer on someone's crotch? Is this how the kids flirt now? Three hours of retard-o games. Met up with this chick for drinks under the pretense of knocking boots. I end up with a beer on me, sore nipples, her fingers in my mouth, and the closest thing to blue balls when she grinded her ass all over my crotch.This little fuckface dude floating around was trying to hone in on her all night. Creeped me the fuck out. Obviously, she liked the extra attention or I wouldn't be writing this. We're getting ready to leave and the drunk tart starts hanging on him, "Ohhhh we can stay longer!" Uhm no. We can't. This shit went on for a while longer, I get fed up and go to leave. She grabs me and pleads for me to stay longer, hot bile on her breath. No, fuck that, she can stay with Mr. Slipper Fist. I'm too old for this bullshit. I almost feel bad for leaving her with a date rapist. Rave: On the bright side I only spent $12 including tip. EXCELSIOR!
Rave: Over being sick for the past couple of days Rave/Rant: Watching "The land before time" on netflix. I miss my childhood Ha ha.
Rant: Haven't been to sleep since I woke up Thursday morning. I used to have sleeping problems when I was 14 - 18, but I've been good for years. In the past three weeks I've probably slept an average of three hours per night. I assume the reason for my problems currently is because: Rant: I'm unemployed, which means I wake up at noon, then sit around the house all day watching TV and looking for new jobs on the computer. I quit my job at the end of July to take a new job. I worked for one day at the new job before I quit, because I was lied to about the position, and the company was fucking sketchy. I'm still trying to get unemployment benefits, so my credit card has been hit pretty hard this month with rent/bills/everything being put on it. Rant: Yesterday was my birthday. I got to spend it alone and sober, since I can't afford to go anywhere, and no one gave me "Lets get Macgruber hammered!" as a gift. However, my dad sent me two birthday cards. It's two because he's a drunk and forgets things all the time, like the fact that he already sent a card. So at least I have that going for me.
Rave: First rugby game of the season tomorrow. Rant: In the middle of a three week army refresher course. Hello tired as fuck legs and busted back, meet the opposing front line. Rave: Removed stitches in my finger with a Swiss army knife so I can play tomorrow. Rant: What the fuck is up with this obnoxious scientology banner? Is DrFrylock trying to recruit new peons to lick Mr. Cruise's balls?
RAVE: Bought another race car last night. 1982 Porsche 911, super light weight, just needs an engine (of which I have an extra), and some final cage work. Suspension and all the go-fast bits are already in place, and mint. All the light-weight pieces have been swapped in, so it'll weigh around 2,000 lbs wet with engine. And I fucking STOLE it. RANT: Bought another race car last night. WTF.
RAVE Feels good to be back in school after being in the "real" world for a while. RANT I'm old for my grade and just want to be done with school. RANT Sitting at work; it's my Monday. Only a few hours left to go, waiting for a JetBlue plane to either show up or cancel. Please god, just stay in Albany tonight.