Rave: Who's the lucky mother fucker that got stage side seats for Joe Rogan's Friday night show at the last fucking minute for face value? This guy right here. Rant: So much work to catch up on tomorrow so I can take Friday off. No three hour lunch tomorrow.
Rant: Broke two ribs in a fall last week Rant: Over the Weekend, while telling a story about someone being unsubtle, my wife forgot that I had two broken ribs and elbowed me pretty hard, right where the break is. Rant: Last night my dog jumped up to get my attention and slammed his 90 lbs of furry bastard into my broken ribs. Praying for death Rant: Can't stop sneezing.
Rant: Vacation is over. Boo. Rave: Reunited with my dogs! Yeah, they need some TLC so they don't stink of the kennel, but nothing beats being followed around room-to-room and having somebody bring you soggy stuffed animals whenever you sit down. In my opinion, at least. Rant: Work tomorrow. *sigh*
Rant? Rave?: I am the undisputed king of making the awkward not awkward, and the not-awkward, awkward. For proof just refer to the five minutes you spent trying to parse that last sentence.
Rant: I told myself I'd start and finish Anna Karenina by the end of summer. It's still on my bookshelf, taunting me. Rave: Slaughter-house Five was amazing. Rave: Great Gatsby's next... because I'll be avoiding Anna Karenina out of intimidation.
RANT: The heat/water pump is going out in our house. Following the fact the washer broke last week and we had to get a new one. RAVE: ALMOST out of legal trouble, finally. Don't drink and drive kids!
Rave: Had a cyst that has been just under the skin of my right arm for going on 2+ years, and it was driving me nuts, so I finally sacked up and went to the doctor to get it removed. Rant: 3 stitches ain't much, but now that the local has worn off, any time I move my arm, it fucking hurts Rant: Had to also get a tetanus booster. Anyone who has had these knows how they can make the entire area that was injected sore. My dumb-ass had it put in the same arm that the cyst was removed from... figured why gimp up two arms? Result: my right arm is fucking throbbing. Rave: This weekend, I have two live fantasy football drafts. I am so fucking stoked, this is far and away one of my favorite times of the year.
RAVE: I fucking LOVE my new job. It's so weird to actually be doing exactly what I want to be doing and get paid for it. RANT: Fucking part-time crap means I still have to deal with my other (two) shitty jobs to make sure I can live in the lifestyle to which I've become accustomed. RAVE: Phish announcement of Halloween shows in AC, NJ. Three nights of absolute debauchery to look forward to! RANT: After months of getting us back on track and hanging out normally on the reg, my good friend's "I love you"s have finally gotten to me and my heart literally went boom over the weekend. God damn it...this is not a good idea at all.
RAVE: I've been "fused" by our company and am very excited for my new roll! Best part of all I still have my amazing manager. RANT: I'm sick of this feeling that I don't matter. I know your probably just pms'ing or something but I don't think I have it in me anymore to deal with this shit.
Rant: Fucking medicine is KILLING my libido. Xanax + lexapro = haven't had sex in a week, despite having a wife that's hot as shit and exploring my vast (and hidden) porn collection for something -- anything -- to get my little partner going again. I know I should be banging the shit out of her nightly like I used to, but with this crap in my system, it just ain't working. Fuck. I feel like I'm turning into durbanite.
Huh... speaking of which: Rant: This guy? <a class="postlink" href="http://tinyurl.com/268xc82" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://tinyurl.com/268xc82</a> The mayor of my hometown. Blew a .24 and couldn't be understood when he spoke. What a fucking idiot. Don't drink and drive. Rave: Taking a leap and expanding my business.
rave: had a dream last night i was fucking susan from monsters vs. aliens when she was normal sized. i gave her 3 orgasms when she was 50 feet tall with my spelunking capabilities.
Rave: Tons of lightning, and thunder so loud it's setting off car alarms. Rant: Rain for the I-don't-know-how-many-th day in a row. Rave: That's all I have to rant about.
Rant - Got a cavity filled today. That usually doesn't bother me, but the dentist did this weird thing where he kept shaking his finger in my mouth while injecting me with anesthetic. It was like he was trying to massage my gums but instead just beat the shit out of them. Now I'm sore as hell. Rant - I had an apartment all lined up in DC and the guy gave it away to someone else. Now I have about 7 days to find a new place. Rave - The Simpsons Tomaco episode is on. I'm happy for the next 21 minutes.
Rant: It turns out that disruption means a complete tear of the ACL. Now I get to have surgery. Less Than Manly Rant: I've never had surgery before and I'm a lot more nervous than I thought I would be. Ravish: I'll probably get some of the good drugs afterward.
All Rants. Our house went to auction. No one bought it because it's incredibly over priced (since none of our rent payments were put toward the mortgage.. since the owner took everything and blew it).. and now we're just waiting on the bank to contact us and tell us our fate. At most we have 90 days to relocate. They might offer us cash for keys to move out sooner and not destroy the place, they might now. This is all in the midst of trying to plan my kids double birthday party (my oldest is turning 3 next month, youngest is turning 1 next month). I have no idea if we'll even be in this house for it. The only positive is that currently we're living rent free, and we have 90 days from when they INFORM us that we have to be out, to move. Government mandated. I'm still not happy about having to move after we had an agreement to buy this house, WITH a down payment that is now "gone" (and we're also seeking out lawyers to help us sue for that money back), and all the improvements we made to this house thinking it would definitely be ours. I'm so angry and stressed out it's just unreal.
Rave: Signed a lease today that puts me in a part of LA that I fucking love. My roommate is a guy I work with who I've known for years. Move in next week. Drove around the neighborhood a bit, and there is damn near everything within walking distance, including a certain, nationally televised parade that precedes a BCS bowl game every year. Rant: The Girl has no fucking clue what she wants. I guess that I deserve this for getting involved with a woman going thru a divorce. She wants to be with me, but I am smothering her, yet she leans on me for emotional support, yet she needs to get over this. Rave: Fuck it, gonna nail everything that walks until she figures out what the hell she wants. My new company has some fucking ridiculous tail running around. My competition is engineers. Really? Too easy.
Rave: She (allegedly) had never cum with a guy prior to me. Rave: She did it twice. Rave: The Slim Shady LP. I'm 10 years old again.