Rant: Fucking Amazon. I bought a copy (used, of course) of NBA 2K10 and it arrive yesterday. This thing is scratched. to. shit. This really sucks because I was looking forward to playing it this weekend. In my 4 years buying used DVDs, games, and books off Amazon, this is my first problem. Still, 23 bucks down the drain.
Rave: Long hiatus, but I'm back on here now. When shit gets busy this is usually the first thing to go, then I come back and remember why I always used to cum.
Rave: It's my first anniversary today. My wife's on her way back from my sister's bachelorette party. I called her this morning to discuss dinner plans and the like, and she told me that she was going to suck my dick off. And considering I haven't gotten a full-fledge blowjob in recent memory, I'm definitely picking up the tip at the restaurant tonight.
Staying up until 4am, downing beers and having "deep" conversations will never likely lead to a effusive reaction to "what do you say we take the boys to the park so we can show you the screaming frogs." Oh, could we?!? Fine, but I'm packing some road sodas. Lord help me.
RAVE: Birthday. RAVE: Gifts. Flowers, a check, The 48 Laws of Power and The Six Wives of Henry VIII. RAVE: Afternoon will be spent reading about power, adultery, beheadings and death.
Rant: Pro Tools on Windows is the only program that I've ever thought upon using it, "This program runs so much better on a Mac." I don't know why it sucks so much, but it does.
Rant: My friend tried to kill himself yesterday... I was working in the backyard all day and he came over in the afternoon and talked shit for 15minutes. Everything seemed fine and he left to go home (he lives about 15 houses down). I had to go out for half an hour and when I came home he was sitting in his car with a hose going from the exhaust to the window. I opened his door (lucky he didn’t lock it) and pulled him out and he was really groggy and spaced out, I’m not too sure if it was the alcohol or the car fumes but he was spaced. About 2 minutes after I pulled him out two police cars pulled up and took him away to the local hospital. I called his brother and waited around at the hospital but he released after around 45 minutes (I think he might have actually just walked out?) so I took him home and waited around until his brothers pitched up then went home. I see this guy every day, drive him to work in the morning and usually see him at least once a weekend. I never would have guessed that he would do something like this, he hasn’t changed at all, no signs of depression and as far as I know nothing in his life has gone majorly wrong in the last month or so. Really scary stuff. Minor rant: Nothing compared to the above but the Dockers got a flogging on the weekend.
Rant: My god damn allergies. An allergy "attack?" Shit. My allergies are all about shock and awe. My natural defenses appear to be as effective as the Maginot line. This is what I get for forgetting to take my pills.
RAVE: Flugtag was awesome. Saw the new world record set (which at least one or two of those guys had to be pretty good engineers to pull off what they did). 90k people all out in pretty hot sun, drinking gallons of red bull (which if they were like us also had vodka in it), and within walking distance from my house. Oh, and we did this as well (taken from the top floor of a parking garage): Spoiler
Rant: Flying to Albany in an hour for the bar exam. The exam starts in 23 hours. Rave: It's all over in 2 and a half days. Rave: Booked my flights for LA and Vegas as something to look forward to. Rant: Also kind of dreading the blankets/pillows at the crappy hotel I booked in Albany.
RAVE: My wife rocks! She is completely into going to the gun range and test firing a bunch of pistols so we can buy one! Can't fucking wait!
RANT: Stupid assholes on this board that PM me to tell me I have poor grammar. Everyone knows I have horrible grammar, however 99% of TIB let's it slide as long as they understand the post. It's those petty little cunt's who sit and masturbate in front of a dictionary that make me want to scream. I have never been angered by a post with a spelling mistake. Sadly when someone has absolutely no wit it's all they can attack. RAVE: I am finally closing the financing on a 68 million dollar strip mall tomorrow, the commish is going to be soooooooo sweet.
Rave: Drill is done. I should have my 5 level in my job by next month. Rave/Rant:Called the Idaho guard recruiter today they said they might not have room but hopefully I get good news soon. Rant: Next drill is my PT test which makes me nervous as hell for the rest of the month.
Rant: Ladies, the more you whine about not getting flowers the less likely you are to get them. Hey, guess what I want blowjobs, you want flowers? Give me blowjobs. Till then we'll just keep fucking and I'll keep being the asshole. extended rant: American women have a real entitlement complex, I never really picked up on the same attitude with the German and Belgian girls I dated. All I'm asking for is a little mutuality(is that even a word) in relationships, you are not fucking Cleopatra and I am not here to serve your every whim. I'm done with dating after this, women aren't worth the trouble. It's back to sluts and hookers for this guy.
Rave: It's no San Diego, but it looks like my company wants to keep me and move me to Camp Roberts. Back to Cali, I guess. Rant: That means I have to get my drivers license shit fixed real quick.
RANT: When trying to find a picture of the expression a confused dog gives you, do not, I repeat do NOT do a GIS for "dog head cock" with safe search off and if you do, make sure the kids aren't in the room. Jesus.
Rave: Finally got my musician's earplugs. They work great and now I won't have to worry about losing my ears in two years!
RANT?: I really can't stop listening to the Recovery album. RAVE: I haven't spun an album this many times in a long time. RAVE: Watching 90s era WWF wrestling tapes drunk and stoned. The ring announcers are outrageously funny. I think Lord Alfred Hayes may have been a closet homosexual, and his obsession with Sensational Sherri a smoke screen. RANT: Ever have a day you wake up and just start hatin on an ex? Seems like such a waste of energy. RANT: Tried getting a leg up on a job by taking my resume in in person. Turns out the people I needed to see were not in that office. I could have slept in today. RAVE: 90% chance of a road trip to Savannah this weekend. Viking, looking your way brother. BOAT DAY!
RAVE: I tried mushrooms last night and it was incredible. I wish I could describe the things the trees and stars were doing, but there are quite literally no words for it. All I can say is it was one of the most amazing, breath taking things I've ever seen. Longer version: Spoiler Technically I did mushrooms for the fourth time last night, but time #1 I was freaked out and only had about a gram so it didn't do much, time #2 the mushrooms just flat out didn't work, and time #3 I did way too much and just felt sick for like 4 hours. But last night... Oh last night... I did 4 grams, endured a kind of sick/uneasy feeling for about an hour and a half while they kicked in, and then it was just awesome. I sat in the bed of my truck for like 2 hours looking at the forest in the light of the full moon. Sorry--looking at the forest melting in the light of the full moon. The trees would melt, then it would calm down the and branches would just dance (like they were underwater), then they would look really... geometric... fuck, I can't explain it. There are literally no words to describe what the fucking trees were doing last night. I can't tell you how beautiful it was. I have no desire to do them again any time soon, as it really wasn't that enjoyable while they kicked in or while they wore off--and all together it was about a 6 hour thing. While I was outside tripping balls, I was thirsty, but I didn't think much of it... then when I finally came in I drank an INSANE amount of water (to the point where it worried me how thirsty I was) and didn't end up falling alseep until like 6 am. I'm not trying to advocate drug use, but my mushroom trip last night was seriously amazing. If you were or are curious about mushrooms, I would definitely encourage you to do some research, talk to some friends who've tried it, etc. The Drug Thread probably has a lot of info on mushroooms, I haven't actually looked, and feel free to PM me if you have any questions (not that I'm an expert on them now, obviously).