Rant: I have drill tomorrow so I will be missing USA vs Ghana game. Not that I couldn't stream the game but my boss is...well a bitch. Possible Rave: My Captain who outranks her is a big soccer fan so maybe ill get lucky, I'm crossing my fingers.
Rant: Now this is a perfectly good toothbrush , it isn't electric , it has no additional extras , it is a perfectly good , comfortable to use and effective at what it was designed to do and it is reasonably priced ; and I have been using this model of toothbrush for some years now. I have one spare such toothbrush for when my current toothbrush reaches the end of its usefull life. But , after going to TWO supermarkets , TWO large Chemists (Drugstores for you Americans) , Priceline ( a general toiletries type store) and Kmart , all I have fucking found is every fucking other toothbrush , electric and otherwise with all the stupid fucking extra bristles that point in every other fucking direction etc. If I find a place that stocks "my" toothbrush , I'm going to buy ten of the fuckers. Fuck you Oral B Ok , I feel better now.
RANT:I made the boneheaded mistake of uploading the new Adobe Flash Player while I was in the middle of watching Hell's Kitchen's latest double-installment. Now Hulu doesn't work. I'm retarded. Don't upload new software until it's tried and tested Worst part is, I had a power outage from a storm the other night, so I don't even have it on DVR to watch. Shit, if I did, I wouldn't be dependent on Hulu right now.
Rant: I'm about 98% sure my finger has some funky infection. Even worse, I think I got it at the hospital which means it could be all kinds of shit...especially considering the nasty shit I see there. This pisses me off because I literally wash my hands/use disinfectant foam no less than 60 times during the day. WTF? Part of my finger is swollen, painful, and GREEN.
Rave We actually pulled it off. I am now sitting at our new home, the cottage. Rave For the first time in a long time, I don't owe a red cent to anyone. No car payments, no mortgage payments, nothing. It feels quite liberating. Rant Nissan Canada Finance waited till the last fucking minute to issue the lien release letter on the Z, quite literally 5 PM. Thankfully, I was able to provide the buyer with enough proof that the car was getting paid off that he decided to go through with the purchase yesterday. Rant Moving sucks more than a nymphomaniac with a oral fixation. Rant I am now a filthy poutine-eating, separation-loving Quebecer. Ostie d'calice de Tabarnak! Where's my tortiere!
Monster Mega Stupid Crazy Crackwhore Without Drugs Rant: Playing beer pong on the table I just set up and for the first time in over a year my back flared up. I am in fucking absolute agony. i can't drink enough to dull the pain. I just took some pain killers that did fucking nothing. I fucking hate my stupid three squashed discs and everything else associated with it. FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID USELESS FUCKING SPINE!!!
RAVE This might be pretty ridiculous, but I finally listened to some friends after many years of them yelling at me. I'm watching Battlestar Galactica like I was told to a long time ago. Spoiler The fourth season episode where they finally found Earth only to discover it being a wasteland might have been one of the best hours of television I've ever seen. This show is truly as good as everybody always told me. Hell, it might even be better than that. It really is on another level. The writing, acting and just development of story and characters is unparalleled. It's gonna suck when I end up finishing the whole thing.
Meag Monster Massive Rant: In agony. Pure fucking agony. Stupid fucking back. It better settle when I sleep.
RAVE: The paintball match was incredible! I even pulled off a mercy kill with my sidearm when I snuck up behind a guy and put it to the back of his head. RAVE: The BBQ was most excellent as well and didn't wind down until 6am. RANT: I just took the absolute worst beer shit. I think I heard the toilet screaming in agony, although it might just have been me.
Rave: Caribbean Festival. I just came back inside to cool down for a bit. Man I love chicks from the Islands. Rant: Still broke.
Rave: YogurtLand. One just opened nearby and is having their grand opening celebration this weekend--half-price. Non-fat toasted coconut frozen yogurt. I didn't even bother to look at the other flavors they have. Holy crap is this good stuff. Rant: Said establishment is much too conveniently-located on my way home from school.
Rant: It sucks when the US loses. Rave: I can get back to caring about real sports for the next 4 years Rave: I would rather lose and live in the US, than win in Ghana. Rave: Partying in the city tonight, beach tomorrow.
Rant: Had to take a massive shit at a friends place while helping her move. There was no toilet paper in the bathroom. Anywhere. All I had to use to wipe were make up removal pads. Rave: They worked surprisingly well.
Rant: Five minutes into my work day I let a fart... that was not a fart. Rant: Fighting with the fiance the rest of the day and the two days prior means that shitting myself at work was one of the least awful parts of this week. Rave: Old friends are coming over tonight to drink stupid amounts of beer and play cards. Nothing cheers me up quite like hanging out with old friends and being stupid. Rant: The fiance is going to bitch me out all day tomorrow for getting too drunk tonight.
Rant: USA LOST! Not surprised but I had to hope for my team. Rave: I couldn't watch the game at work so I had to rely on the Internet, which worked out. Rant: I knew people didn't really like America but damn! Everything I read during the live chat was "fuck the yanks get out of Africa". Do these countries hate us so much that we cant even have a civilized game?
Rant: Having to listen to people bitch about their fiancés. Do they not get that things are going to be the same (or worse) after they're married? Rave: Worked in the yard all day. Finalized plans for a pergola, grapevine arbor/privacy screen and removing a huge tree that's seen better days. Hopefully all this will make the front yard more usable since right now it's two acres with a driveway and some scattered trees. Rant: My hands hurt.