RAVE: More freelance work than I have time for. RAVE: Baseball game tonight! RAVE: I still remember the energy vampire thread as I think about this. Ever since I left the ex, EVERYTHING has been going my way. Four years of SHIT luck is done and flushed. I felt cursed. All of a sudden I'm finding work, rather it's finding me, great sex partners, losing the gut and busting through plateaus in EVERY muscle group. Added 40 lbs. to my squat in two weeks. That's insane. Things are back to normal. RAVE: I've been trying to win something off the rock station (WJRR) here in Orlando for over a year. I leave work at the same time they give away tickets and never have had any luck. Today, I won some Universal tickets. New FWB is on board (in both senses) to go. Life is good. RAVE: I try not to take pleasure in other's misfortune, but some people have caused me enough grief I can't help but smile... As usual, the ex's ex shows back up within a week or so of me leaving. Don't you know on TWO separate occasions in the last week, big, body damage inducing limbs have fallen on his car, parked in my old spot. RUN AWAY FROM HER!!! EEEEEEEEEVIL!
RAVE: Got a second interview with a major ad agency I've been dying to get into since October. Chances are I'll get the job if... RANT: I was told that I'm too sale-sy, as I've been trying to get out of sales since I got in. RAVE: They liked me enough to give me insider info on how to not be a chode during my second round. RANT: I was about to quit my current sales job, but then company sold our local print edition to a larger company. So much for my fun. RAVE: I could work for this larger company which would be 10x better than my current company. I just hope I get the agency job...
Rave: Phone interview tomorrow afternoon for an awesome job. Nervous as shit. Would mean a good pay raise, and get my ass back to the City of Angels. Rant: Fucking nervous. Shit. I am good at this job and after the shit show my life has been over the last 8 months, I deserve a break. Rave: Tis better to have options and a job than being unemployed.
Rave: a lot of you guys are getting jobs again. Sweet. Rave: got the whole weekend to prep for my 5 flights next week. Rant: the girl got her belly button pierced at 20 years old and about 8 years out of fashion. She now looks kinda trashy. Fuck. Whatever, its her body she can poke as many holes in it as she wants. Rave: tomorrow is Friday. All is well.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! .......yea.
Rant: My cousin's girlfriend gave birth to a stillborn little boy today. She was around 5 months along. I can't even imagine the grief they're dealing with. My other cousin and his fiance miscarried twins about 11 weeks in. Makes me sad.
Rave: Heading into a couple of great weekends ahead. Great parties this weekend followed by fourth of july followed by my birthday weekend (21st) followed by the parents leaving the house to me for two weeks. Better start acting nicer to the ladies. Now this one has been pent up... Rant: I'm starting to really hate "my boys" that I hang out with in social situations. Never can they be understanding, complimentary, or just hold a normal non-grudge like conversation. I'm only talking about a few of them here, but they make us look like fuckin' idiots. For fucks sake we graduated from high school three years ago today; get over some of the stupid shit. It's always the look at me I'm loud begging for attention act. Fuck they need to get popped in the face. Also, I know some of you might know where I'm coming from here, but fuck Utica, NY. Saranac Thursday, while great if you see a lot of people you know and if you are with a great group, sucks otherwise. Half of the crowd thinks the place is the Jersey Shore or something. Fuck. A change of scenery is needed a year from now. Rave: Venting is good, the situation around me sucks and isn't gonna change, let's just make the best of a summer that is sliding away quickly. Happy Thursday everyone.
Rant Adam Sandler, please retire and stop force-feeding idiots your tireless dreck. Time and time again your play an ugly, whiney asshole that triumphs over evil and can kick the shit out of anybody at anything while scoring with Kate Beckinsale, Bridget Wilson, every chick in Chuck & Larry (except that fleabag Tila Teqilla), Winona Ryder, Tea Leoni and now Salma fucking Hayek? Exactly HOW MUCH creative contol does this guy get over the script, anyway?
Rant: I hate it when you realize that one voice actor from a cartoon doesn't change their voice at all from one show to another. Mihn Supanousanphon from King of the Hill is the same voice as Mrs. Wong from Futurama Kahn Supanou...........from King of the Hill is the same voice as Amy Wong from Futurama. All are the same actress.
RAVE: Ohhh yes! I just bought a NICE fucking TV* and because Future Shop had some deal going, I got a Bluray player and surround sound ($1500 on their own) thrown in! Still cost quite a bit, but who cares; maybe this can count as my quarter life crisis. *46" 3D Samsung LCD 1080p 240Hz... it even sucks your dick. Well not really, but you could rub your dick on it if you wanted, and it's pretty smooth, so it might feel nice.
Roommate not home this weekend means I can finally jack it in piece. I mean, maybe I'll get laid too, but let's not count our chickens before they hatch. Baby steps.
Rave: Had one of the best meals of my life at lunch today at a sushi place a friend of mine owns. To start off a miso soup, with a salmon salad on chips A sashimi plate consisting of white tuna, a japanese mackeral, big eye tuna, ahi tuna, yellowtail, wild salmon, halibut and whitefish, with a nice side of uni. Some fresh water eel. A live shrimp, that was dispatched in front of me served raw with rice, the head was then lightly battered and fried, a fried lobster roll, seared white tuna with a sauce and to finish we had baked mussels chopped and baked in their shell with a cream sauce that crusted up. It was the best tasting fish I have ever had. Rant: I do not believe anything can top it and I have nothing to look forward to.
RANT: Fuck you Jay, it's 12:11 AM EST and I don't see SMCO v1.1 playable anywhere you lying son of a bitch, it's fucking June 25th, you said it would be ready by now! Damn you game programmers and your empty promises. Rant: It's Thursday night, I have to wake up for work tomorrow. Rave: My job still kicks ass and I can stroll in as late as I want
RAVE: these cookies are the best high food ever! They taste like I'm eating out God (assuming, of course, God is a woman). I could literally eat 50 of these bags right now. Listening to Muse's Resistance album and chilled back on the couch with these cookies is reeeeallllly making for a fun fucking Thursday night. RANT: I fear I'm soon becoming the TiB pothead. "Hey look, another post by Rob when he's blazed out of his trees." RAVE: This stuff's still legal. Today is a good day for America. RAVE: The Nets didn't get Wall OR Turner. God I hate the fucking Nets. Worse than the Celtics. RAVE: Zach Galifianakis' Between Two Ferns is hilarious. The Michael Cera interview...holy shit my sides hurt. Anything Galifiankakis does is hilarious. I'm about to watch Live at the Purple Onion for the first time.
RAVE: roller coasters. Lots and lots of fucking roller coasters. Ones that shoot 450 feet into the sky, ones that dip, dodge, twirl, shake, spin, ones that force people just getting off to vomit, ones that blow your caps off, ones that that drop like a cliff and shoot your stomach into your throat....... all that good shit.
fucking rant! I'm not exactly sure what just happened...I'm a bit drunk. What the fuck. Fuck! I'm about 65% sure that the new girlfriend called me by a different name during sex just now. Twice. Two different names. One name being that of one of my roommates. I mean...I'm not positive but...that's what it sounded like. I really like this girl too so I have no idea what to do. Fuck!
Rave Got laid tonight. It's not a big rave in itself, but more in the way it happened. We did it in the back of an SUV during a rainstorm, so that's something I can check off of my list. Rave She had the tightest pussy I've ever felt. It was almost to the point of being painful for me, and I know it was for her. She actually couldn't take me all the way. It's not like a have an extra arm down there, and maybe this should go into the vanity thread, but that gives me a nice ego boost, sad as it might sound. Rant I had hooked up with her a couple times last summer, and everything about her was normal. But somehow in the 10 months since I last saw her, she developed a nasty case of garbagepussy. Unfortunately, since I'm the "nice guy," and she's going through a rough time emotionally (her dad killed himself 3 weeks ago), hitting the brakes and walking away was not an option. Rant We were doing it in my mom's SUV (fuck you, I'm home on vacation and don't have my car here). The stinkcrotch, being confined in such a small enclosed space, turned the inside of the car into fetid, gag-inducing hellhole. I rolled all of the windows down during my drive home, and it still reeks to the point that I'm worried that my mom will notice in the morning. Ladies, how does this happen? Is this just the result of poor hygiene, or should I be worried that there is some sort of small animal nesting in there?
Rant: I finally get on the internet machine after a night of drinking, and after liking groups like "anal when she's drunk" on the facebook, there's no fucking drunk thread???? edit: I'm very capable of just now realizing it's a Thursday night.
RAVE TOOL TONIGHT RANT I have occasional back problems from a car accident many years ago, which occasionally flares up. I haven't had any problems in a year or two, have really been working on strengthening my core muscles. So yesterday I bend over to pick something up and BAM, muscle spasms. So now I walking like one of those hunched over osteoporotic little old women so that may put a damper on the evening. Oh well, nothing a little beer can't help fix I suppose.