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Rant & Rave Thread

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Joel Raymond, Oct 19, 2009.

  1. slothers

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    RAVE - I've been catching up on a lot of school work lately and my priorities are finally in order.

    RAVE - UCSB as so much hot ass.

    Rant - I'm currently locked out of my vehicle with my two spares INSIDE IT.

    Rant - I thought I'd feel better after seeing that the boobie / bootie threads had updates, but the links didn't work.

    Rave - God bless you few that have posted. I admire your witty ramblings and your boobs/ass.
     
  2. satan rae

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    rant- Yesterday, what was supposed to be one of our biggest days in sales fell pretty far from the goal I had set.

    rant- Today I have to work 12-5 then pack up my entire store so they can finish reno's

    rave- The end of the reno is in sight!
     
  3. lust4life

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    Rant: Get back in the Tahoe after grocery shopping and...nothing. Won't start. Call AAA, check the battery and the alternator and they're both fucked. Battery is still under warranty, but I've dropped $5,000 into this fucking truck this year (new tranny, new AC, new tires). 6 years old, 56K miles. Do I hang in there with it, or go lease something new? Fuck ownership.
     
  4. cllrbone11

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    Rant: The girlfriend's fish died and she wants me to take it out of the bowl and bury it in the cemetery. My only digging tool is a Leatherman.
    Rant: I have a test tomorrow and a paper due Tuesday. I got a 67 on the last test and a 57 on the last paper.
     
  5. Dcc001

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    Rant: For the first time in the 15 years I've been driving I caused an accident. Scrubbed a parked car. No damage to my truck, tail light cracked on the car.

    Rave: Took the dogs for a three hour walk/hike through a national park on the first beautiful day we've had in six weeks. Awesome.

    Rave: Any accident where no one gets hurt is something to be thankful for. The money I'll be out of pocket sucks, but tail lights are easily replaced...broken bones are not.
     
  6. Guy Fawkes

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    Rant: Lost my favorite hat last night

    Rant: I've never been more hungover than I am right now. Beerfest with winter beers is a bad bad thing.

    Rave: Strikeforce card delivered
     
  7. kuhjäger

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    I decided to pull out my copy of The Feynman Letters today to read a bit more of them as I am doing some research into him and the Manhattan Project.

    My dad bought me The Feynman Letters years ago, and I merely skimmed through it. Today, I was reading various letters more carefully, and on page 167, I encountered a familiar name.

    A letter from Prof. Jägerette's dad.

    That was a mind fuck. And Feynman responded, but you in typical Feynman fashion you have to read several other letters to understand it.
     
  8. PIMPTRESS

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  9. fishysticks

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    Rave: I finally went out and bought clothes that fit and look good- good way to boost the self esteem
    Rant: They are two sizes bigger than my pre-pregnancy size, self esteem blown.

    Weird rant: was cuddling in bed with my 2 yr old this morning when he decided to put his head on my chest and ear directly over my nipple. He jerked really quickly to look at something and I swear to God took my nipple with him. Bitch is swollen and bruised and is currently making my life hell.
     
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    rave: Jeri Ryan is one of the judges on tonight's Iron Chef! If I had something that could go BOING! it would be going BOING! right now.
     
  11. Primer

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    Rave: Two weeks till more ink.

    Rave: Back from Cuba. No major injuries, diseases or death on my behalf.

    Rant: Cayo Coco is lame. I would rather kick a rock down a road for a week than go back, considering that's pretty much what we did the entire time, it would also be cheaper.

    Rave: Beach hotness.
     
  12. MooseKnuckle

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    RAVE: Beers, chili, friends and football

    RANT: Heartburn. I get this way too often and should probably see a doctor about it, but I know I never will.

    RANT: Funeral tomorrow.

    RAVE: Getting paid to go to said funeral

    RANT: Roommate's girlfriend was extra bitchy tonight.

    RAVE: I love when she is in one of those moods and I can say stupid shit for the sole purpose of pissing her off. I've tried explaining to her that when she takes stupid comments that are obviously meant as a joke too seriously, it only increases the likelihood that one of us will keep saying shit like that. As a woman she fails to understand that concept and instead tries to argue with us over the validity of the comment, incorporating all sorts of emotion and illogical tactics. It's quite entertaining/predictable/annoying.

    Edit: Forgot about the biggest rave of the night. I ordered a few dick towels (NSFW link). I get one and the rest will be Christmas presents.
     
  13. Mexicutioner

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    Rant: Boxing this weekend blew. Haye looked like garbage in beating the Yeti, Chad Dawson played it safe against an old Glen Johnson.

    Rave: Luckily a card from Canada featuring Sebastien Demers saved the weekend from being a wash. Also got a couple fights from South Africa in the mail, including one with newly crowned IBF bantamweight champ Yonnhy Perez knocking out Silence Mabuza in the 12th and final round. War promoter copies!
     
  14. Sweet Marissa

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    RAVE: I have my first job after having the baby. I'm flying to Fort Lauderdale to shoot headshots for the Women's Professional Billiard Association.

    RAVE: I'll get to watch Jasmin Ouschan play live for the first time. She is quite possibly the best female pool player since Jean Balukas.

    RANT: Not sure how well I'm going to do being away from the Wonton for almost a week. I've only been away from her once and that was only for a couple hours. And I still thought about her the whole time.
     
  15. mattyblu

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    Rave: Finally got rid of my piece of shit Blackberry Storm. Sure, I'm now using a five-year-old flip phone, but at least I can count on it to make and receive calls.
     
  16. lust4life

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    Rant: Bronchitis.
    Rave: At least it's not pig flu.
     
  17. Currer Bell

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    rave: I am drinking my first eggnog latte of the season! This and the espresso truffle are the only drinks that tempt me to go into Starbucks more often than once every other month. I predict I'll be hitting it at least once a week during the holidays.

    rant: I am going to be fat and broke by January. Meh, the kid has enough toys.
     
  18. DrunkBilliken

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    RAVE: finally pulled the trigger and bought a new computer. On top of that, I made the move to the dark side and bought a macbook. It's great not worrying about when my computer will freeze next.

    RANT: soooooo broke.
     
  19. lyle

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    Rave: All being well I should have a new job tomorrow. I find out if I've been successful for the IT job I went for last week sometime tomorrow. The money is ok but more than anything its a career rather than a job. Plus the company I'm working for has an award winning IT department so is a great place to make a name for myself.
    If I get an email tomorrow saying that I haven't got the job I've then got the option to work at a local pub during the week for a bit of extra money.

    rant I've already slept with half of the women who work at the pub. Not that that is a bad thing by any means, just gonna be a bit awkward at first

    Rave Also, if I don't get the IT job, its also come up that I might be able to train up and eventually manage r my mates piercing place while he goes travelling.. which would be an interesting career change if nothing else.
     
  20. cdite

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    Rave: Cutouts are back on the car, welcome back ground pounder.

    Rant: Was lazy and did not allow the car enough time to cool down and accidentally touched one of the long tubes while switching mid pipes, hand = burned.