Rave: Super hot tiny little Asian girl just started as a bartender at the pool hall I play at. Rant: I asked what her name was and when she said Connie, I ALMOST ( like cunt hair away ) responded with "So are you Chinese or Japanese?" Hank Hill: So are you Chinese or Japanese? Minh Souphanousinphone: No, we are Laotian. Bill Dauterive: The ocean? What ocean?
RANT: I'm not sure if it's only on that east coast but I have been tortured by a KIA commercial for what feels like months. Their is a guy who yell's "That's CRAZYYYYYYYY" about prices. It's awful. I heard it on the RADIO today as well!! Who does their marketing what advertising executive was like "well done that should work!" RAVE: at least it's summertime.
Rant: I got a cat when I was in high school, back in 2002. Since then, aside from when I went away to college, and until I moved out, he was my cat. Still is, but my mom takes care of him and they've bonded. Still, whenever I go visit, which is often since they're not far away, he's obviously attached most to me. I love that cat more than anything in the world, and on more than one occasion he's been what has kept me going. As silly as it is to say all that about a cat, it's true. This past weekend, he started throwing up. Couldn't keep down food or water. My mom took him to an emergency vet on Saturday, where they tested his blood and urine and found nothing wrong. They felt around on his sides and stomach and back (which, apparently, greatly pissed him off) and there was nothing wrong. They think he might just have a stomach virus. He got an anti-nausea injection, along with some fluid to keep him from getting dehydrated, and a bag of prescription food that's really easy on his stomach. He is keeping everything down, but isn't eating as much as usual and is still really tired. He's recovering some every day. He's gotten more playful and active, but not near the levels he's used to. It's only been a few days, so hopefully whatever it is runs its course and he'll get his energy back. The rant is that I'm worried sick about him. As much as the cat means to me, it would be a colossal loss and I'm not sure how I'd be able to recover. More importantly, I don't want my best friend to suffer. He's only 8, and has never gone outside, and indoor cats are generally really healthy. I wouldn't dream of putting his feelings aside and make him suffer a day longer than necessary in order to keep myself from hurting. I've wished to whatever is listening more than once for whatever he's feeling to be taken away from him and given to me. I'd gladly suffer through the flu or worse if it meant he would stay healthy and happy. My mom is taking him back to the vet tomorrow for a check-up. I guess they'll do some more tests if he doesn't significantly improve in the morning and see what they can find. Keep the little guy below in your prayers, if you have them.
Rave: Spent all weekend out and about at the Taste of Cincinnati and bars with a bunch of different friends. Rave: Looks like Ill have to brave the insane prices at Longworths in Mnt Adams. There was a new bartender on the island bar outside that was an absolute stunner. We're talking Megan Fox with bigger tits hotness. If I had a camera with a flash on it I'd have gotten a picture. She also gave us the hook up on shots (3 dollar Crown shots...) and charged the girl behind us double for the same thing.
Rave: Finished some more editing... I'm anxious as hell. Who wants to read my spec script? It's 34 pages, can be read in about ten minutes. PM/Rep me, I can send it to you via the PM function here, I can attach PDFs.
Rant: Fuck 3 mobile. Don't even bother reading this rant. I just need somewhere public to broadcast it because I'm pissed off. Spoiler After two years of enduring their shitty coverage and waiting for my contract to end, I finally figure out I can remove the branded firmware on my handset and access the GSM network, fixing my coverage issues. Then I notice a special they've advertised. If I sign up to a new 24 month contract I get a free $400 phone and 3 months free. Even though I hate them, they're really no worse than any of the others so I submit an application. A week later I get an email asking for a bunch of stuff so they can do a credit check, which I dutifully provide. This morning, a week after that, I get another email saying my application has been cancelled because they were waiting to hear back. It says to call them if I believe it to be in error, which I do, except their phone system only handles existing customers. When I finally get onto a person by mashing the keypad, he gives me an email address to forward my response and promises a quick resolution before hanging up. Literally as he hangs up, I get an "unable to deliver" message. Fuck 3 mobile. Rave: Rant and rave thread to get shit off my chest!
Rant: My Mom has not been responding well to the 'pill-form' of chemo-therapy. Initially she had been accepted to be a part of a clinical study for a new pill, but after three weeks they discovered that the pills were having a negative effect on her kidneys and hydration. She'll start normal chemo tomorrow which will likely mean she'll lose her hair and she'll have to endure the nastiness of real chemo and radiation. I hate being two provinces away knowing that my Mom is in pain, but hopefully in July they'll discover that the therapy is doing what it's capable of doing and slowing this disease down. *** My Mom was diagnosed with Abdominal Cancer on April 22nd. *** Rave: Today I'm going to ask my boss if I can host a 'head-shaving bbq' in our Radio Station parking lot in two weeks. Our city holds it's annual Relay for Life on June 11th, and I would LOVE if I could raise some funds for that cause. My vision is to advertise the Hell out of this day, and shave heads by donation. If somebody wants to give 20, great! If someone can only give two bucks, no problem! I'll buzz mine too at the very end of the bbq. Other Notable Raves: - The Blue Jays win again. - Vegas in four days. - Get to play ball tonight and tomorrow.
Rant: Just something of a pet peeve... Why do elevators turn normal people into complete idiots? Why the Hell would someone step into an elevator that's going in the opposite direction of where they want to go? Hate that. The fucking things have lights that tell you where they're going and more often than not, there's 3 or more elevators to choose from. Stop being dicks and just wait for one that's going your way.
To reiterate Pimptress' rave, boys are suckers for outfits. Case in point: I fucked this guy like a month ago and accidentally left my favorite necklace at his house. I was super bitchy about getting it back and he finally agreed to drop it off on Sunday. I happened to be wearing a super tiny nightgown thing at the time he showed up. The boy acted all pissy for the minute we talked. Not even two minutes after he had left I get a nice string of texts consisting of "Are you alone all night?" "Do you have condoms?" "That dress got me". I'm figuring he must've channeled all that rage into that fuck, because he went from just average to almost the best I've had. So yeah, that would be a rave.
Rant: Fuck this small town and everybody being in your business all the time. I need to get out of here something fierce.
Rave: I've been selected to present a research paper at a conference in October. Rant: Now, I have to write a research paper.
Rave: The Big Harv is back at Harvey's with better bread. It has no name though. I call it the number 8. So sexy.
Rave: Awesome three day weekend, with an especially good cookout at the house on sunday night. Rave: Met a girl that was at our cookout, friend of my roommate, lets just say things went really well. Hung out with her again at her apartment last night for a little while and I think we will be getting together again tonight after I get off work and ride my bike. There is a possibility that this may actually turn into something, which would be nice. Rave: This also means that my dry spell could be coming to an end. It's about damn time.
Rant: Shifting standards. Tons of people bitch about stupid shit here IS THIS 'CUZ I'M JEWISH?!?!?!?!?!?!
Rant: I have an essay due at 6 pm that I haven't started. It's is now 4:09 pm. Rave: There are no penalties for submitting it late!
All right, let me rant about something. One of the jobs we have as mods is to try and keep some sort of civility and order in here. A lot of that comes down to babysitting, and is like herding a bunch of retarded 3-legged cats. Allowing posts that basically have you come off as a whining little bitch because someone is picking on you defeats that purpose. There's a difference between having fun with the various well-established behaviours of some users (like Durbanite not getting laid, a certain hairbrush, etc), and then going out of your way to start public shit against another member. As I mentioned in PM, if you have problems with users that you feel are stalking you, or being never-ending assholes to you via PM or whatever, bring it to the attention of a mod and we'll look into it. However, for me to start taking my time out of my day to do just that, only to have you come in and post this kind of shit bitching about it, well, that makes me wonder why I should give a shit who picks on you. So yeah, have fun with that. And it's got nothing to do with you being Jewish... I had no idea. That was just serendipitous. Oh, bring that shit up again in public, and you'll get a week off.