Rant? Rave? This morning was confusing. Woke up on the wrong side of the room. This confuses me. I then realize I'm sleeping in my roommate's bed. Which really makes no sense at all. Then I suddenly realize I'm naked. What the fuck? So I get out of bed. As I stand in the middle of the floor between our beds I try and figure out what's going on. My roommate's bed is now unmade and untidy. My bed is perfectly made, with sheets straight, and pillows in perfect position...and giant puke stain squarely in the middle of the sheets. Fuck. I also at this point realized that my clothes from last night were crumpled in the middle of the floor soaked in puke as well. Fuck. So I did the logical thing, I put on some boxers and went outside. My other housemate in the other bedroom is standing there. "Hey, would you mind cleaning out the sink? You puked the third time in there and now it's clogged." How much did I fucking drink last night? Jesus Christ. Usually I only puke after I wake up the morning afterward. So I spent the morning (Well, really it was about 3 PM, but to me that's the morning) unclogging a sink, washing the carpet, vacuuming it, and condemning my mattress to hell. I eventually went to my friend's place, and from what I can piece together last night involved a chinese buffet, a cheap ass metal concert, climbing in through the window of the band's place because they were too impatient to wait 3 minutes for us to arrive when they had the munchies, then drinking their alcohol, eating their food, and spraying their kitchen floor with PAM whilst they were away, climbing back out their window before they arrived, getting invited to their house after we left for more drinking, and going to a random party. The whole time involving countless shots, beer, and wine. I know I finished off at least one wine bottle by myself because I had been carrying it all night in my pocket (Yes that's right, my jeans apparently can fit a whole wine bottle. How awesome is that?) Yeah, nice change of pace from spending almost a week straight studying for finals in the library. My hand's also scraped to shit and my wrist hurts, no idea how that happened. It was really funny going back to that house after we jumped back out the window, because the first thing the guys noticed was "Hey, the floor's really greasy, what the fuck be careful guys." My friends and I had a really hard time keeping a straight face after that. No one got hurt, so I figure no harm no foul. So from what I can recall there was the wine bottle in my pocket, then another wine bottle my friends and I split, two red cups of Sangria at the band's place, and I can't even begin to count the number of shots I took. Oh, and half a 40 of steel reserve. I could feel my liver crying all day long.
RAVE: Just book Round trip Plane tickets to Alabama For Bama Jam,the Artist line up is awesome. Rave: There is an end to this deployment, I can see the light. Rant: WTF Iraq Weather Seriously 110 one day and 70 the next? Make up your mind. Oh and Iraq in general sucks if you were planning a vacation here just shoot yourself and save the money.
I dont even know: KU losing absolutely destroyed all of my brackets. There's so much red it looks like a crime scene. BUT, I am absolutely OK with it since I am a Mizzou fan. Suck it Jayhawks.
Rave: The games in this years tournament have been incredible. Can't remember a year with games as good as this and upsets everywhere. Rant: But I am getting sick of seeing that Axe antiperspirant commercial with the guy having sweat come out of his armpits like a hose. I don't know why, but this commercial really disgusts me, especially the part with the person eating and getting covered but just keeps eating.
Rave: Good vacation. I stayed in town but just took a break from everything (incl. TiB) Rant: No new, or fresh stories. Rave: Meeting in L.A. in late June. With important entertainment people ! ?: I'm in the process of re-developing myself. It seems to me that I'm too forward and familiar with people, it causes the opposite reaction more often than not. Rant: I've edited this post seven times.
RANT: Change of season colds are the worst. I feel like I have a marble stuck up my nose and wish I could pop my eyeballs out, scratch the shit out of them and then put them in ice. Same with my lungs. It's so bad that I hacked up something while brushing my teeth today and it just sat there in the sink, defying the swirling water that was trying to push it at full blast into the drain, laughing at me, saying, "Is that all you got? Imma stay riiiiiiight heeeere." Just from that little hocker, I can't imagine how gross my lungs must look from the inside. I just want my eyes to stop tearing up and to be able to breathe. Is that really too much to ask? RAVE: Still alive in my brackets and my boys are looking good even minus their star center. Truthfully, I don't even care about my pool anymore since the sheer entertainment of great basketball has been the perfect consolation. 2010 NCAA Big Dance: Best. Tournament. EVER!
Rave: Been back home for the weekend for some much needed time away from school. Rave: Fly back up tomorrow. Looking forward to it, except for my 3 hour layover. Gonna try and get on a different 2nd flight tho. ?Rant/Rave?: Have a feeling this summer is going to be VERY different from last summer. I'll be damned if I'm gonna let it end up worse though. Just gonna have to juggle some stuff around. Rant: Have a project due the day after I get back that I haven't started. I will entertain all funny ideas by PM/Rep for it. I have to take a picture and explain one thing that is a facilitator to my physical activity level, and one thing that is a barrier to my physical activity level. Rave: Turned something that was looking like a relationship I didn't want or a nasty situation into a nice casual fuck. Booya!
Rave: I've been without nicotine since this time last week Sunday. Rant: I've been without nicotine since this time last week Sunday. A nicotine trigger is being pulled more times an hour than I care to count. Lounging nude on my couch? Check. Beer in hand? Check. Movie on my TV? Check. I've gone through so many Altoids that if my breath were any fresher, a deity would use it to give life to children. The only upside to this is the following. Rave: New FWB. She liked me enough to give me a blowjob when I was smoking. She wants anal now that I've quit. Rave: Bought a new bed. Being delivered tomorrow. I don't have to sleep on the floor anymore. And I've got a couch. Now I don't have to worry about girls thinking I'm Charles Manson when I bring them over.
Rant: I wanted one of those huge wine glasses but I couldn't find them anywhere after an extensive search. Rave: I bought a set of three heavy, good quality, italian made glasses for $15. Marked down from $70 because one was missing from the box. They're less rediculously proportioned, but at least now I can accomodate two guests and get to feel something solid in my hands. (heh heh, that's what she said) Rave: As soon as they finish drip drying I'm going to try one out whilst making some bruschetta (I guess the italian made glasses put me in the mood).
I found this from a few months ago. No better place than here to post it: Stats from the vacation to the US: Days spent 20. Hours spent in airplane: 18. Hours spent in flight: 6. Hours spent creating demon curses using Harry Potter language to all airlines, TSA, customs and that fat cunt's baby who screamed the entire 8 hours: 16. Expellarimus cuntiface biscuitus! Intensity of my hatred for flying: ceaseless Dollars spent: 1,045.78 Pounds gained: 11 Movies watched: 3 Sexual partners: 1.2 (Masturbation is sex with someone I love) Pornography downloaded: 148 gb. Movies and television downloaded: 259 gb. Pornography consumed: Priceless Pornography consumed that scared me a little for liking: 4.7 gb Size of a 90 minute pornography file .656 gb. Appetite for pornography: limitless Sexual encounters: between 5 and 10. Sexual encounters on church premises: 1. Sexual encounters that ended poorly: at least 1, depends on who's asking. Visits to Bojangles: 2, or not nearly enough. Road trips: 4. Hours spent lost, or driving in the wrong direction: 4 Terrorists brutally murdered (virtually) with fully automatic (computer) assault rifles in a vicious (pixels) and daring (not real) raid on the UNLV Library (Mo.fuck. video. games.): Billions. Youtube videos watched: 198. That featured cats, puppies, or idiots getting hit in the nuts: 154 Movie trailers: 36 The Yes Dance: 4 Those Durex bunnies fucking: 3 Pizza consumed (in square feet): 2.1 Candy consumed (in pounds): 8.9 Vegetables consumed (in ounces): .7 Description of my stomach: bottomless Police encounters: 3 Charged: 1 Value of violation: $25. Radio Hours (spent listening): 9.7 Songs heard for the first time: 11 Songs played (total): 13 Songs liked: 2 Songs liked after vacation: 0 Songs downloaded: 239849345 Songs featuring Lil Wayne: 239849345 My opinion of Lil Wayne: worthless Gift cards given: 3 Amount spent on gift cards: $250 Amount spent in excess of gift cards: $150 # of places i would rather go than Sunglass Hut: countless Wal-Mart visits: 5 Flea Market visits: 1 Waffle House visits: 0 Gun shows: 1 Mullet Watches: 6 Mullets spotted: 11 My love of failure on parade: thoughtless Bullets fired: 37 Beavers killed: 1 Animals spared: Millions Animals I'll get next time: most of them. Football games watched: 6 College-1, Pro-5 Unrepeatable things screamed during college game: 1147 Time during NFL game wondering who Brett Favre must have fucked to get this sort of adoration: 195 minutes. Time spent checking fantasy team: 44 minutes Time spent watching the League: 22 minutes Value of time spent checking fantasy team: meaningless
Rave: I finally figured out how to get my computer to run faster! No more waiting 60+ seconds for Firefox to start and my home page (iGoogle, the one with the custom news feeds) to finish loading. No more tapping my fingers in disgust waiting for my computer to come out of sleep mode. And (hopefully) no more of my computer running like molasses every time me and my ex (who I'm still great friends with) talk on webcam. How? Because I didn't think to change the power settings on my laptop from "power saver" to "high performance." I stumbled on that feature accidentally, and it's right there on the fucking taskbar. Rant: I'm a retard. Rave: Z-pack from student health. Hopefully now this nasty post-nasal drip infection will go away. I've been hacking up substances that aren't even seen in German fetish films.
Rave MARATHON MONDAY!!! For those of you who don't watch "Blue Mountain State" (you should), Marathon Monday is drinking for 24 hours, from sunup to sunup. Our nationals team got back yesterday, so at least half of our team is joining in. Started with wounded soldiers/screwdrivers and pancakes at 7 this morning, which is a great way to start the day out. Rant 7 1/2 hours of class today gets in the way of festivities. Rave 7 1/2 hours of drinking in class.
Social networking sites are buzzing with the sound of political Little Leaguers today, boy. Because you have to respect the opinion of anyone from either side of the aisle whose response to the 'Favorite Books' category is "WHO FUKKIN REEDS?!? LOL"
Rave: Deadwood. I can't believe I've waited this long to start watching. A brilliant show and of course, Al Swearengen instantly became my new favorite villain of all time. I'm going to watch an episode right now you fucking limp-dicked cocksuckers.
Rant: I'm not a big fan of wrestling but WWE Hall of famer Baron Mikel Scicluna dies The Baron was the 16th person to be inducted in the WWF/WWE Hall of Fame http://www.di-ve.com/Default.aspx?ID=72&Action=1&NewsID=70700&newscategory=22 "Baron" Mikel Scicluna RARE interview!
Rant/Rave: I have been offered employment. I have actually been offered three different jobs. The rant part would come from not really wanting to take any of them. I know that I should just be happy that someone is wiling to hire me but I am worried about settling too quickly and potentially missing out on something better, more suited, that would make me happier. In the end I'm sure I will end up taking the job that pays the best, long term I don't plan on staying in this province long enough to completely hate or love any job/career.
Rave: Back on the Idiot Board. After 3 months away its nice to return to something. Rave: Quitting my job hopefully in the next couple days. Fuck I hate it, It is nothing like I was sold and I'm waking up in the morning and hating myself because of it. Rave: Already had one second stage interview and have another lined up for Wednesday, both doing what I love and both £10,000 more than what I currently make.
Rant or Rave? Health Care Reform being passed. Rant- Bigger government Rave- Insurance company regulation Rave- Less pics of that dumb cunt Pelosi. Rave- As these two asshole parties continue to grow the government, a third party will emerge within the next 5-10 years.
RANT: I feel like the title on my business card should read "Crusher of Souls and Dreams." Being the boss is tough. Making hard decisions that impact other lives is part of my job, but that doesn't make it any easier to literally watch someone deflate right in front of me, even if it IS the right decision for the company in the long (and short) run.
Rave: Just finished season 3 of The Wire. Holy fuck this show is amazing. I can't believe... Spoiler ...they killed Stringer! He was one of my favorite characters on the show. I'm glad Omar got him though. Rave: Season 4 is almost done downloading. Rant: Even though it's 97% done, episode 1 is only 82%. This happened with Season 3 as well. Fuck.