RAVE: Great win to the Saints last night. Made even sweeter by the fact that a) we won so easily b) It was against the Dogs - easily my most hated team c) I got to enjoy a few beers during the game RAVE: That's one leg of my league multi up for the week. If Parra win tomorrow (which they should) that's a nice $50+ profit. RANT: My mate has been getting a bit annoying on the drink lately. It's not yet at the stage where we're going to have to sit him down for an "Intervention" or anything, but I got close to letting loose on him last night and teling him to grow up, which wouldn't have too good of an affect on our friendship obviously. He's just broke up with his GF a few weeks ago, so I'm hoping it's just got to do with that and it won't carry on for too much longer. RANT: My GF has glandular fever, which means no sex for a few weeks.
RANT: when am I not ranting about my baby's health? RANT: I got literally attacked by a pack of rabid hyenas (mothers) via facebook today, threatening to report me to CPS etc etc etc because THEY don't think i'm caring for my child properly.. even though we've seen 9 doctors, and are under the care of a pediatrician and a pulmonologist currently and have run a ridiculous amount of tests and are doing EVERYTHING humanly and financially possible to get him better. I am pissed. bitches. Rave: no force feeding today, or yesterday. Step in the right direction. Rave: I LOVE my kids. fuck those cunts.
RANT: Worst date ever. Talked about your testicular cancer while I was eating my dinner? Check. Announced loud enough for the whole restaurant to hear, that you only have one ball? Yep. Wore shorts, thongs and a t shirt with a stain on it that may or may not have been yesterdays pumpkin soup? You betcha. Talked about how your ex wife is a bitch etc, and proceeded to drop the c-bomb? Yep. Decided to share your excitement over your sex trip to Thailand? Uh-huh. Bragged about how you don't have to see your kids again till September? Yes. What a waste of a Saturday night. I am NEVER going on a blind date again. What the fuck was she thinking setting me up with that shithead?
RAVE: Possible wireless internet from next week... RANT: Will cost over $400 to set up, since we have a shit signal and have to pay for external antenna and cable and the modem itself ($300). Yay. Fuck. Also, it will not be fast enough for online gaming. RAVE: Monthly cost will be lower than the ADSL we just cancelled. Spoiler Sports Rave: John Smit dropped to the bench. Maybe he and Plumtree will get the sack soon. I can do nothing but hope. 2010 is already a write-off for Super 14 - I'm hoping the Sharks can pull off a miracle in the Currie Cup.
Rant: It was 70* yesterday and I woke up to this this morning. Now the husband doesn't want to make the 90 mile drive to the pub crawl because of the weather. The one time I talk him into going, the weather has to threaten my plans.
RAVE: Just booked a week in Cancun for the family for the week of Thanksgiving. RANT: It's only March. And it's 38 outside. In Texas.
Rant: My girlfriends disgusting roommate cracked into a pound of bacon this afternoon. We hear her frying for a good half hour, and the place reeks of grease. An hour later she goes to her room and we find the evidence. An inch of bacon grease in the bottom of the pan on the stove. The empty bacon wrapper in the trash. 5 STRIPS LEFT IN THE FRIDGE. The nasty bitch ate almost a pound of hickory smoked bacon by herself. At least 10-15 strips. Jesus, I love bacon as much as the next person but I usually max out at 5 or 6 strips. She probably wonders why she's fat.
Rave: Holy shit! I am one of the luckiest girls ever. I am going to buy lottery tickets tonight. Court results for the last DUI: One year probation, reduced to DUI FIRST OFFENSE, no community service, no DUI school, eligible for restricted license, and only 41.5 hours in the clink because they gave me credit for the time served in the drunk tank. The 60 days I spent in rehab helped so much. One county down, one more to go. I am never driving drunk again.
RANT: ROCK CHALK, CHOKE AGAIN NORTHERN IOWA! Should've put my money in a fire somewhere. Damn, this tournament has been balls for my wallet. RANT?RAVE?: First day of Spring, first trip to Home Depot. Got away with only spending $90... today. Gonna end up giving Arthur Blank about another $500 before the spring is over... Here I was thinking I didn't have any major projects this year. Boy was I wrong.
RANT: My ex-boyfriend lied to me about his mother dying. There is a very long story behind this, but I'll try to keep it short. She had ovarian cancer. I watched her slowly lose the fight against that shit for the last two years. She absolutely loved me and I loved her. I broke up with him in November, he told me she died in January. He would call me now and then saying he needed me and I was the only one that understood. He cried on my shoulder. Thank god I didn't give him any sympathy sex. She actually just died last Saturday, the 13th. I only managed to find out about the funeral today by incredible luck. I hugged his dad and said my goodbyes to his mom. The ex didn't even look at me. That sick fucker should die a terrible death.
Rant: i HATE that the only time I have to post here is in this thread. RANT: CPS came to my house today. I have been accused of "abusing" my baby by someone who has never met me, and yet has a personal vendetta against me. RAVE: the CPS worker looked like she wanted to SHIT HER PANTS in embarrassment when I said we'd been to 9 doctors and the children's hospital twice and every single doctor has told me that what I have done and am doing is the right thing to do. RANT: fucking CPS came to my fucking house, as if I fucking deserved that shit after taking care of a sick infant for 3 months straight and doing EVERYTHING in my power to get him better, including putting myself 1500 in debt for shit our insurance won't cover. RAVE: that bitch is going to get in serious trouble, because I have reported her to CPS for filing a false claim RAVE: I am also suing that stupid cunt for harassment, stalking, slander, defamation of character, libel, and other things. She is going to wish she NEVER fucked with me or my children. If anyone is a lawyer or knows someone who can offer legal advice (I have emailed about 5 or 6 people I know personally but as much advice possible would be awesome), please let me know. I'm going to make that bitch wish she were never born for trying to take my baby away. Stupid fucking cunt. (yes, I have been drinking)
Rant: It's snowing. Hard. Yesterday it was in the 60's. What the fuck, Mother Nature? Rant: Found out my ex, who I'm still in love with, has a girlfriend. I had finally made up my mind to tell him how I felt because I thought I was gonna go crazy if I never told him. It's his first girlfriend in 1 1/2 years...since me. That leads me to believe it's serious. Now I'm definitely not saying anything and this means I have to try to forget that and move on. But, I seriously always thought we would eventually be together again. I never loved anyone the way I loved him. Rant: Spring Break is almost over. Rant: I got a C on my midterm. Rant.
Rant: It's been a year since we split, and you're still playing fucking games? Fuck you. You're in your fourties you waste-way to be an example to your kids. Rave: Even though I'm going to be even more out of pocket, it'll be worth it to cut all ties with you. Rave: BEER!!!!
Fixed that for you. Quit yer bitchin before you anger the Summer God. I call him Hotus, Spoiler of Dress Shirts. Rave: Oh, PAH-1, you're so cute. With your wittle TOWs.