Elephants and Jackasses...

I wonder if it’s a Luke And Laura-style break-up where we know they’ll be in each other’s arms again soon.

 

You guys are blowing it waaaayyyy out of proportion. It's mostly peaceful here. There's no violence or teargas. People are just nodding hello at each other like normal. There's no riots, I don't know where you people are getting this information.








This has been fiveslide reporting from a pizza hut in NC.

 

Heavy tear gas in Salem OR.

Supposed to start raining around here so hopefully that will get people out of the streets.

 

Ha, not me, just grabbed a large cheese for the kid. If this dad wants pizza, I ain't afraid to drive an hour and a quarter to get some real NY style.

 

For those curious, the House Sergeant at Arms office is responsible for setting the security posture at congressional facilities

https://www.house.gov/the-house-explained/officers-and-organizations/sergeant-at-arms

 

You mean the same sergeant at arm's who hasn't been enforcing subpoenas on Republicans for the last four years?

 

So did the protestors who broke into Pelosi's office search her email for evidence of the widespread election fraud that Democrats totally committed?

It would seem like the perfect time to do it.

 

She wouldn’t just have it in her email, where a person storming the capitol and evading security could just get to her office and sit at her computer and read it.

 

This cop was left alone in the Capitol to be overwhelmed.

 

And since the idiot posted and bragged about being there on Twitter, it should be a slam-dunk for a federal prosecutor to put his stupid ass behind bars for at least a decade. But hey, at least he got the clicks.

 

Man, they ain't even wait.

 

CNN reporting that the woman shot by Capitol Police has now died. Imagine being the only fatality of this failed LARPapalooza. Incredible.

 

Who would've thought both parties treating the other as the enemy would lead to something like this?

 

Who could forget that time Joe Biden incited an attempted overthrow of the US Congress. Truly not an inch of daylight between the parties.

 

This video is too surreal not to be the funniest thing I've seen in days: https://twitter.com/KevOnStage/status/1346937897060945920