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Elephants and Jackasses...

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Nettdata, Oct 14, 2016.

  1. dixiebandit69

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    So was that guy holding his phone AND a gun at the same time?
     
  2. Aetius

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    Oh I'm sorry, did dual-wielding stop being cool all of a sudden?

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  3. Nettdata

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    There is only one truly cool dual wield:

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    Few things have been as funny as these ICE agents from shithole southern states completely underestimate how dangerous real ice actually is: https://v.redd.it/8iudhwqogrcg1
     
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    Always good when the head of your central bank has to come out and be like "I'm being threatened with prosecution for setting interests rates based on my expertise and not on the ramblings of the dumbest person in public life."

     
  6. Nettdata

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    Why is everything on fire?

    Is it really a plan to distract people from the Epstein Files, or is it just this guy is that fucking disruptive with everything he comes in touch with?
     
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    However stupid and malicious you think republicans are, they're even more stupid and more malicious. This is the result of that.
     
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    yes and yes
     
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    The mantra that we heard growing up (those of us in very right-wing conservative areas) is that the socialist left is going to take power and cancel elections, use martial law and emergency powers to strip our freedoms from us, take our guns, and send us to camps.

    And now it’s apparent to me that the actions weren’t what they were afraid of, it was the thought that somebody else was gonna be in charge of it.
     
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    It always was just bat-signal levels of projection on their part. All of this shit is okay with republicans so long as they are the ones doing it.
     
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    I can't thinking that things are going to get progressively worse. The constant quasi legal attacks on anyone who doesn't kowtow to ginger nutz, pardons for anyone who supports him, military invasion and threats of takeover of sovereign countries just spell disaster. Who or what is going to stop him?
     
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    Hopefully atherosclerosis.
     
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    I hear his generals pushed back hard when he asked for a Greenland invasion plan.
     
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    "We dont want to face a firing squad in the back of ADX Florence in a few years."
     
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    Bovino on the other hand looks like he's fitting the rope to his neck himself.
     
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    I watch all these ICE videos and I’m like…I don’t want to say what comes to mind because the mass surveillance state is here
     
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    If he’s murdered in the next little while I will laugh so fucking hard. Unlike Kirk’s death I would fully enjoy watching it happen— and a lot more than once. Really, most of the people who work in your border patrol deserve to be ass-fucked with a fire poker.
     
  18. Nettdata

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    It’ll be interesting if Trump actually targets real cartels.

    They aren’t likely to just sit there and wait to be taken out, I would expect them to use their incredible wealth to be a bit proactive in their response.
     
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    I feel like the cartels would just…move operations? I don’t know how cartels work, but I don’t see them being much into actually fighting the US military.
     
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    The Cod Cartel? Is that who runs Greenland these days?