Nah… way more Canadian to give him a beaver! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/De_Havilland_Canada_DHC-2_Beaver
I don't know how accurate this source is. But if it is true, Canada needs to start charging these traitors with treason. https://www.desmog.com/2025/07/22/t...-alberta-independence-loan-separatist-claims/
I've just heard a bunch of people making fun of the fact that Trump hasn't been seen in a couple of days, so there must be something wrong with Biden.
I don't think we're that lucky, but I'm sure he's got a bout of something. He probably looks like absolute shit, and they're keeping him away from cameras and the press.
Morbidly obese people don’t get to keep living through their 80’s. It’s a miracle he made it the last ten years, he has the body of a duck and he eats trash. This is the guy has been outspoken at his disdain for exercise. As in, he thinks it’s a complete waste of time. All of these factors are going to gloriously contribute to what will no doubt (and hopefully soon) be one the most involuntarily potassium-enriched grave sites on the planet.
I don't expect him to survive his term, I just don't think he's in imminent demise at this particular moment. He's dottering around a golf course, and the comments from the admin are more flirty about his death than panicked.
You saw him at a golf course. Did you see him play 18 holes? Or did you watch him fatly hit a couple of balls near the front of the course on camera before they fucked off to the back— where nobody can see them operate the various scary-looking devices of heavy machinery used to feed and change him?
And Jesus Christ Melania is one sick fuck. Imagine having to touch that sensually in any way, shape or form. Reminds me of that 650-pound female judge from Vegas who was on oxygen and used to arraign her own husband in her court for not doing his chores or massaging her feet. What a fucked-up city that place is.
Let's be real: Melania hasn't fucked him in years. I seriously doubt that his dick can get hard enough to penetrate anything, including her slack cunt. While we're on the subject of Trump's sex life, there is one woman that I think has drunk a Trump-milkshake a time or two: LAURA LOOMER, that AI-looking bitch. She made an accusation on Twitter against everyone's favorite white-trash congresswoman, Marjorie Taylor Greene, about her lady-parts. Ms. Loomer got called into court about it, and the transcript is really quite funny, if you ask me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17-WCMZ6Hms&ab_channel=ChapoTrapHouse
When I think of the day that piece of shit dies, I envision a completely lackluster response compared to the deaths of other presidents. And it makes me smile to think about.
They’ll parade the grand piano case used to house his rotting Caracas’s through Washington or whatever golf course he wants to be buried on— and the streets won’t beinwd with mourners. It will be happy people trashing the sad cult dipshits, and that will be fucking awesome. These people need to be told face-to-face how hated they are.
Absolutely. In 2012 there was a big push to bring it back, re-envisioned, because it was still relevant.
I won’t event expend that amount of energy on it. Aside from the fact I won’t celebrate the death of anyone, I want to see him and his MAGA bullshit go out with less than a whimper. Unnoticed and unmourned.
Never mind the usage of old pictures passed off as recent. No. I want them to notice how despised they are. There's more that I could add, but even the alcohol isn't enough to loosen my inhibitions that much.
There's plenty of reason to celebrate someone's death; Hell, I'm glad that my brother is dead, for a whole bunch of reasons. Whenever he does croak, I'm leaving work early to start drinking. I'll enjoy myself for a day or two, then buckle up for the inevitable power struggle that will ensue afterwards.
Vance has no cult of personality, no sauce. They’re not going to suddenly change all those hats and bumperstickers over to that goofy-looking retard and start worshipping him. There is going to be a headless chicken vacuum. And at least 77 million bitchslaps need to be delivered to their nation.