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Elephants and Jackasses...

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Nettdata, Oct 14, 2016.

  1. dixiebandit69

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    Isn't that how you get all of your action?
     
  2. GTE

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    Wait, you're 68? Or, are you saying you're 48 (my age) and you'd only go 20 years younger than that?
     
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    I guess I should have clarified that we're talking just sex. Not dating.
     
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    https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3lwi7qr3ax52r

    It's crazy how easy it is to absolutely work this guy. Putin didn't even have to try; he just flew in, tossed out a few of the most transparent psychological ploys in human history, and then got on his jet and left. Tom Sawyer had more trouble tricking kids into whitewashing his fence.
     
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    From the formerly too young girl perspective, I think of the 22 year old who would pick me up after sneaking out of my parents house, buy me booze and have sex with me at age 16 as a bigger creep than the engaged 37 year old who always wanted road head when I was a freshman in college at 18. But only marginally. Being over 18 makes a big difference, not living in your childhood bedroom helps, too, but I honestly think the half your age plus 7 rule really holds up as far as convincingly not creepy age differences are concerned.
     
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    Well that's just dangerous
     
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    That was one of my complaints! Also the ergonomics were bad.

    Had I not been 18 and had there not been a significant inherent power differential maybe I would have been better at saying no.
     
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    If you can't suck a man into a six-car pileup on the freeway with fatalities, I question if you can even suck dick at all.
     
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    HELL YEAH TiB! WE’RE BACK BABY!
     
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    I was 21, I had a 16 year old girl try her best to date/sleep with me. I couldn't do it. She was the younger sister or cousin of someone my roommate was sleeping with. She started trying to come over by herself when she knew my roommate was working. I just quit answering the door.
     
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    Thank God there won’t be a Trump 2028 campaign.

    Right?
     
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    No need, he'll just declare there's an emergency that requires him to stay in office.
     
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    Only if God gets off his ass and smothers this shit stain
     
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    I’m already mentally prepared for that. But part of me is also kinda intrigued, because that used to be kind of the “line in the sand” thing. If Trump actually does this…I don’t think it’s a line that exists for a lot of people anymore. And he loves being vague about it because he loves himself and wonders if he can convince the suck ups to do it.
     
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    Serious question: are there any black/ minority ICE agents, or are they all white guys?

    I'm asking because I can tell you that there are a shitload of Hispanic Border Patrol agents.
     
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    I'm sure there are, because being shitty knows no race. That said, the surge of hiring they're undertaking is going to skew more uneducated cracker with an old assault charge than even their current makeup.
     
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    Is it weird that I'm almost tempted to apply? And then try to sabotage them from the inside? Like how much good free food could I get if I had a burner phone to text all the restaurants before their kitchens got raided? How mad would they get failing at their shitty evil job over and over and over?

    In all seriousness, though, my friend's neighbor just got deported. Now the rest of the family is getting evicted and his 19 year old daughter is 8 months pregnant and also undocumented. I've been packing up all my baby stuff for her as my daughter outgrows it but if they don't have a safe place to live and their biggest source of income just disappeared... oof. Any shreds of help I can offer feel pretty pitiful.
     
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    One thing don’t understand is, these guys are not identifying themselves, not showing much in the way of good training and discipline, and then making remarks that show what could be described as polticial motivation…at some point it’s gonna happen where people would feel justified to defend themselves however they feel necessary.

    oh, never mind. After writing it out, I fully understand it.