At first I thought Donald was holding the press conference in the oval office, with him sitting behind the Desk Of Power™, in order to push back on all the "President Elon" stuff out there. Then President Elon comes in and takes it over. And spews bullshit.
It's totally democracy when an unelected autistic ass clown starts running things. You'll understand when you're absorbed into the US.
Your country invades mud-people countries who promptly use their coconut weapons to defeat America and chase them away, every single time. Your not absorbing anything, especially a country filled with people who currently fucking hate YOUR country. We we should just start trading with China, shut USA out of it and start buying their equal knock-offs of everything to do what it takes to destroy the America dollar as much as possible. I don’t like China, but anything is better than America now. They chose to be fucking assholes this time, and the people who openly made that choice deserve to suffer.
What, ya'll don't want our (checks notes) great health care? RFK Jr. swears doing away with those evil vaccines will solve all our problems.
We'll just "think about it" for a year and let you guys kill yourselves off with avian flus and smallpox.
I thought you'd appreciate him, seeing as he's wanting to get rid of the Judiciary... aka The Man... your sworn nemesis...
Yeah. We WANT this: …let’s be clear— this is that same company who’s CEO was just (deservedly) murdered. Looking back to my elective surgery which would have cost me a cool million if I lived in your country, and looking back at my daughter’s two-month NICU care which would have put me over five million dollars in debt— in YOUR country— I can safely say that no matter who says what in your country, or what they do, your country will NEVER be better than mine. We don’t want or need your SHITTY healthcare. Your sheriffs. Your bounty hunters. Your county police. Your guns. Your fucking penny (which we got rid of ages ago). We don’t need or want all this unnecessary and goofy bullshit your nation proudly has, for some reason.
Smallpox has been eradicated. Polio on the other hand..... I guess Elon will get the contract to make iron lungs.
Oh, I'm sure there are samples buried away in CDC labs... and when they're all shut down, it'll get out. They'll blame China, of course....
Your "leaders" are fucking morons. https://www.congress.gov/bill/119th-congress/house-bill/1161/all-actions H.R.1161 - To authorize the President to enter into negotiations to acquire Greenland and to rename Greenland as "Red, White, and Blueland".