Be honest. There is nothing you females condensate over more than a flawless, gigantic scrotal sack. Picture something you'd see a cartoon robber carrying while running from the cops.
I like how they actually took the time to make sure you can see the hair in the pie. Shaved balls is a major turnoff. But I've been very open about my love of hairy men.
Wouldn't they itch like a motherfucker once the stubble comes back too? I trim my ball 'fro with beard clippers but don't go below.
I do it to be polite. Truth be told if I didn't have to do it I'd likely just trim, but from ladies I've discussed it with, if you're going to have your tongue on my balls it's appreciated if you don't have to pick out stray hairs from your mouth every ten seconds. So I keep it maintained downstairs. And no it doesn't itch, at least not that I've ever noticed.
But doesn't it bother you that they're laughing while they're down there? Because of the shaved....oh wait, you thought I meant something else didn't you? Geez, you're insecure.
I'm officially a waxing convert. I've shaved for years and been shaved by others in the past. Y'know what's not fun? A razor cut on your hoo-hoo. Especially if you're using minty-based shaving foam. Holy mother of all things holy. I'm guessing that waxing your balls isn't really an option, though.
Unrelated to the topic at hand, and I apologize for continuing to make comments about the mayor of Toronto, but ... I just... I... Just watch this esteemed gentleman in action.
What? Cosmo made me think that's what the ladies want! Is Cosmo not right?! Seriously, though, did you guys watch The League last week? Taco opens "Pubercuts" in his van, a pubic region grooming salon. Link for the video clip Your options for a trim are: -The Wang Hung -Fu Man Pube -The Puber Gooding Jr -The Pusstache -The Rachel -The Juggernut
Ive also never had any issues with itching. I do it personally cause I like feeling more clean and I get way less obnoxious sweating in that general area since I have. And maybe its because I'm "younger", but no girl I've ever known has wished to me, or anyone else, that there was more of a wild bramble bush down there. I'm not looking to be an cast member in DeepThroat 2. Dude is just a force of nature. In all that is going on, not only is he dumb enough to dignify that nonsense with a response, he throws in a crass joke as well, even after saying pussy twice. This is the golden age of Canadian politics.
Personally I find a beard trimmer to be wholly inadequate. I use a straight up Wahl head shaver for purposes of speed and cutting through that tough brush that grows on the backside. It does the job lickity split and with no real fuss. As for the sack, I've accidently caught it a time or two but the bleeding stops incredibly quick all on it's own and it's more shocking than painful. You can get a pretty flat surface to work with if you just kinda grab one end and pull.