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Does the carpet match the curtains?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Apr 15, 2015.

  1. lostalldoubt86

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    Oh Lord Yes!, Break me off a piece of that.
     
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    Do you like acne just on the face? Or the full body type that comes from an alarming lack of personal hygiene? Also, does digging through a male fupa to find the more than likely tiny penis turn you on?
    [​IMG] You're goddamn right its a selfie.
     
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    I've always been drawn to shorter girls for some reason, cute, fit and if they work behind a bar then I'm sold. Something about them providing me with free alcohol I guess.

    Also so many of the guys here seem to have a Ranga(Ginger) fetish. I never run into any chicks with a lust for orange, it's not fair.
     
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    I used to have a thing for redheads, but not so much anymore. Now, I go back and forth between which I like better, between blondes and dark haired girls. I think that I would like to marry a nerdy blonde girl, but I have only met a handful in my life. At the end of the day I would date just about any girl, as long as we click and she is at least average in the looks department.

    The only ethnicity that I don't think that I would date is east or southeast Asian (sorry). I don't find most black girls attractive, but when there is one who is hot she is usually an 11/10. My first girlfriend was a Latina, so I think that I will always have a thing for them. I also have a thing for girls who are mixed race (e.g. Stacey Dash and Rashida Jones).

    I'm 6'4'', so naturally, I like tall girls. 5'6''-5'10'' is a good range, but I won't discount the possibility of dating any girl because of her height. I'll also second the person who says that a body that's a little but curvy is good.

    I also have a thing for older women. I would ideally like to marry a girl who is about 3 years older, but again, age is not a concern as long as the "half your age +7" rule is met.
     
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    I like dark features, thick hair that's long enough to run your fingers through but not anything that goes past the ears, (I can't think of a less dumb way to say) soulful eyes, a strong nose, and beards. I like a solid man. I'd rather have a thick hunk of man with no defined muscles than someone who's super ripped. I appreciate muscles - especially nice arms - but my line for when they start to be a turn-off is right around where a lot of girls think is the acceptable minimum. I like big rough hands. I like tattoos, unless they're outrageously dumb. I like a guy who has a nice style. Putting a little thought into it is preferable, but guys really don't have to try hard to be stylish. A well-fitting T-shirt and jeans and a non-ugly pair of shoes is really all it takes sometimes. I like a deep voice, a quiet energy, and a little bit of sadness about them. i know this is more physical attraction, but if they have an air of creativity, outdoorsiness, or ability to do things with their hands about them then I'm in.
     
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    Nice curves, nice smile, I'm done. A little more of an athlete than the girl pictured here wouldn't be scoffed at, but at this point I'm critiquing a rembrandt.
     
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    For me, the perfect woman, looks wise, is as follows:

    5'10", Healthy - a size 10, Light Brown Hair shoulder length, Sundress, C cups, no more than 1 or two tattoos, no piercings, curvy, great smile. Minimal make up, and soft enough to remind me she's a girl every time I touch her. I like green or grey eyes, but now I'm quibbling.
     
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    My kryptonite has always been a woman in her later 30's early 40's, 5-10 bleach blonde, with big boobs D cup at least, who due to divorce is on a work out kick and has the body to show for it, very tanned and wears tight low cut shirts and short shorts, who has or has had a drug and drinking problem but can do her makeup good enough to hide the wear and tear. I am all in on this kind of woman.
     
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    I used to have a strict type, and I'm attracted to all sorts, but the only thing that's stuck over the years is a 'cute' face over any other physical description, like sexy or even pretty. Think Jessica Alba over Olivia Wilde. Button nose and round face over pointy cheek bones and hard facial features. I'd say short/petite, but the last three girls I've had relationships with were tall/athletic and that was very lovely indeed. Hair? Thick and long so I can grab it and dig my face into it. Colour doesn't matter. I'm pretty un-stylish so a girl's style of hair and clothes will likely impress me no matter what. Make up should be minimal except for special occasions (that's what makes them special!). I've been with paler types, but there's a certain kind of dark, tan-able skin that really gets to me (it even tastes better, I swear!). Small-ish, perky bewbs over big floppies, and a shapely, munch-able ass. Back dimples make me drool.
     
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    No more blondes, ever.

    For me, the ideal is dark skin, blue eyes, brown/black hair. It's like chasing a unicorn riding a T-rex shitting a trail of $1000 bills.

    Within reason, I don't really care about body type. The ex was thick, with DD's and her weight fluctuated a lot during our time together (I just want you to know there is a stream of curse words running through my mind when I mention her). Athletic is better. My type, if there is such a thing, is all about eyes. A nice sultry voice is a plus, but a gorgeous set of eyes and I'm melting.

    Olivia Wilde, for example, is Goddamned amazing, despite having the facial features of a sick wombat outside of her peepers.
     
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    I'm not too picky looks-wise, but if I had to choose a type it'd be more girl next door than model. Curvy with a cute smile and light eyes. A round butt and thighs from working out is ideal but just having some feminine shapes I can grip and feel will satisfy me. I'm not too into piercings but love a good tattoo or a few and colored hair sometimes too. A Hispanic coworker (who is a yoga instructor on the side) used to dye a bit of hers purple and it drove me crazy. I think the women in Brazil were overall the best I've ever seen, from light to dark.
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    More importantly I like genuinely friendly, intelligent, independent women with a dirty sense of humor. Being smart and down to earth is good, and stupid or stuck up is a turnoff. Loving dogs and tolerating my constantly dirty jeans and hunting/fishing trips are a must.
     
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    I tend to prefer women with a slight build. I can understand how people are attracted to women who have shapely bodies but for some reason that does make the meter move with me. A woman who has an athletic body with perky breasts is magic. More or less I tend to be a face and personality guy. I have a hard time tolerating annoying people (ironic I know) and I have a hard time ignoring stupid. If a girl is opinionated and sharp thats a huge turn on for me. Above all though, I'm a sucker for a woman who can hold her own and put me in my place in a conversation. I tend to push boundaries, I tend to apparently like to see what peoples limits are conversationally (bad trait sure), a woman who is strong enough to let me know what those are and can call me out on my own stupidity is like finding the hope diamond to me
     
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    These terms are not mutually inclusive. I live next door to a Mexican (Who is apparently not a yoga instructor on the side.) She waddles out to wait for the ice cream truck every day wearing sweats and a hoodie that doesn't cover her stomach.

    Focus: I don't have a type. I've had LTR's with 3 girls over 6' and quite a few under 5'1". I just know what I don't like.

    Like the girl recently that's been chasing after me that shows me pictures on her phone of her cat in funny outfits. Sweet fucking Jesus....no.

    I wish I was joking, but I'm not. She even has a bumper sticker saying "I Love My Cat." I find it sad that my life has come to this.
     
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    Please stop sharing our personal business in this public space.
     
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    I have quite a thing for dark haired girls. Especially if the hair is slightly curly. Wavy might be the best way to describe it. Put it up in a loose bun and throw on some yoga pants and I'll probably blush and stutter if you start a conversation with me.
     
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    It is so fucking hard for me to pin down my type. I really want a redhaired, freckled ginger, but it's primarily because I haven't had one yet, so that's not my type. I really like longer, darker wavy to light curly hair. Eye color doesn't matter, as long as they're vibrant. The girls I've been into the most have been a light shade of brown or able to tan easily.

    Related to Superfantastic said, I categorize different face types as flavors. "Pretty" "Beautiful" "Hot" "Cute" as sexy being an X factor. Each of those flavors can be ranked 1-10, with none of them being inherently better than the other. A "Cute" 10 is equal to a "Beautiful" 10. It's just different looks/flavors, all depends on your preference. I'm definitely more into the "Cute" type. Jessica Alba, Emanuelle Chiqri are 10s of the "Cute" type also very sexy.

    Split even on T/A, so rather them have some of both instead of none of either. Now height is where I can't really decide, because overall, I really prefer small, 5'1" to 5'3" but I also am a major leg guy, which is a strength of taller girls. Current girl is 5'2 and I'm smitten, but it'd be a coin flip if I could just pick anything.
     
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    I like big, athletic, strong men.
    The Husband is 6'2" and I'm 5'3". It's a good fit. I like men who are hairy and who have slightly rough hands. Not quite cowboy types but definitely willing and able to work types.

    Weightlifting made me appreciate a solid set of hips and ass on a man. A man who doesn't squat is just sad, IMO. Doesn't have to be ripped and crazy lean...just strong.
    And an athlete. Not 'athletic looking' but an athlete. Pick up a ball and glove, or a barbell, or a football, or let's fucking go climbing...an athlete.
    Yes please.
     
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    I like dark hair and light eyes. Athletic enough to know that he's active and generally gives a shit, but I don't like super bulky or gym-ratty. That's gross. I had a friend who was paranoid about getting fat...so much so that he was obsessive about working out and wouldn't even eat cake on his birthday. I felt sorry for him. Husband is starting to gray at the temples, and I like that. Other than that I don't really have a physical type...just attractive. Personality has more to do with that than anything, but that isn't the focus of this thread.
     
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    I generally prefer darker skinned women, but I tend to find black women most attractive and have dated two of them. For some reason I enjoy shorter women, or at least that's what I date. I'm 6'3" and enjoy how small they feel in comparison as they lay next to me and really like when they have to get up on their tippy toes to kiss me. It must be some sort of power thing. I generally like a big ass (the kind that goes up and down as she walks). I don't like really thin women like the long distance running type. Just nice and healthy and not overweight. I enjoy all types of hair and think that the hair must fit a woman's face and be something she's comfortable with.