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Upcoming Movies Thread

Discussion in 'Pop Culture Board' started by Diogenes The Cynic, Oct 19, 2009.

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    Look obviously we are willing to have sex when you "feel fat" which means we could care less if you actually fat. ISN'T THAT ENOUGH!!!!???!
     
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    I actually read the books, cause curiosity and boredom and porn and I didn't have to pay. Fucking abysmal. That lady couldn't write her way out of a wet paper bag.
     

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    Stay on target... take that shit to the WDT or suggest a new thread.
     
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    I am in

     
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    Better sit down for this one, kids. Your inner child is about to reel:

    Stephen King's "It" is being remade for the big screen. Your friend Pennywise will be back in R-Rated form. Who's directing? Cary Joji Fukanaga, who directed the first season of True Detective.

    WANT.
     
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    Grown up me is like "That's cool. I'd like to see it." Kid me is like "NO FUCK THAT SHIT! FUCK THAT GODDAMN SPIDER MONSTER CLOWN! NO FUCK THAT SHIT! NOOOOOOOO!!!!"
     
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    I'll just leave this here…

     
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    I heard about this movie a year ago, it seems like Smith is somewhat ripping off Human Centipede, a film once you get past the platform of its "extreme" subject matter just...fucking SUCKED. The reason I am turned off about this is because its made by Kevin Smith. He's so damn overrated it's insane. He tried "serious" with Red State and it was just a unnecessarily nasty and low brow self-indulgent message movie only his cult fans would find smart.

    Maybe he'll turn the tide for once here. Maybe he'll make an actual good film. Justin Long understandably isn't the most respected actor, but he CAN do "scared for my life" better than just about any actor.
     
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    Yeah, I didn't even bother seeing Red State. I think I'll watch this if for no other reason but to satisfy my curiosity. I enjoy Kevin's comedies, but for what they're worth, and that's some low brow humor when I can use the chuckle. I may be a little biased because I knew Kevin as a kid growing up, we would frequent the same movie theater on the weekends and run into each other at Jacks Music Shop in Red Bank regularly. It's not like we were best friends or anything, but we knew each other enough to say hi when we ran in to one another.
     
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    Let me speak through Kevin Smith on what Red State is to him"

    "Blah blah Westboro religion, homophobes, & Bush voters is evil!!! But look, I'll listen to THEIR side of the story too! Let me throw in some bullshit about the Waco offensive to show I'm not one-sided blah blah".

    The movie just plain pissed me off, not unlike the monstrously horrible Rampage did. I wanted to smash the fucking TV watching it. You're NOT an enlightened, visionary filmmaker. Get that through your head.
     
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    Fuck. Yes.

     
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    That was the best trailer I've seen in a long time. That looks absolutely amazing. No stupid child tribes, if there's a reason to camp out for movie tickets this is it.
     
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    Looks fairly terrific:

     
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    I'm officially at the point where I will see anything Christian Nolan makes, and after True Detective, anything Matthew makes. This looks great.
     
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    Same here, which is why I am going to go see it... But I am really not sure what to make about this movie.
     
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    Nolan's last non-Batman film was Inception which was intelligent and thoughtful science fiction. So much as to become Oscar bait. Add to the fact his gravitation towards cutting-edge visuals and the recently renewed public interest in space travel...we could have a real monster on our hands here.
     
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    The Hobbit - Battle of the 5 Armies

     
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    Horns.



    Harry Potter looks like he knocked it out of the fucking park. Kid's got some chops. Judging from the amount of views, this flick might actually find an audience.
     
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    When we were in NYC last month, we saw him in the Cripple of Inishmaan. I think he'll definitely be able to have a career beyond his most famous role.
     
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    Leaked or released or demo footage of the Deadpool movie is doing the rounds. YouTube keeps pulling the videos, but the daily motion mirror is working and I would watch the fucking shit out of this if they made it.