RANT: Fuck work meetings. Typically they are handled by going out as late as possible, and sleeping through the majority of it. Not today, with some newfound responsibilities I am trying to be more professional. I show up with Rockstar in hand all sorts of bright eyed and bushy tailed. Don't get me wrong, I make an ass out of myself just about every day unintentionally, getting mocked in front of every one of your co workers and making me feel like a bitch is really not going to work for me. I get two days off a week, today was one of those. But no, I had to be there and I was. But I have not been more passive aggressively fucked like that in a long time. Ugh. Fuck today. RAVE: It's my day off, I am going to do nothing but get progressively higher until around 5pm and then I'm going to start drinking. If this doesn't turn my day around, I seriously do not know what will. Maybe I'll even go and get some free beer from any of the 3 breweries in town that offer 'tours'. Haha, more like a free buzz.
Rant: Stupid fucking neighbours, it is rude to honk your horn, instead of getting out of your lazy fucking ass, and walking the door. But at 12:30, i wanted to murder the fucking idiots.
rave: Spent the day at The Grand National and met my girlfriend's family for the first time.. They seemed to like me, or at least tolerate me. And somehow the majority of the horses I bet on came through making me a much needed £100 rant:Got less than an hour to sober up before work tonight.. It just isn't going to happen Rave: Hooray for being the bar manager and getting everyone else to do the work for me because I can't be fucked... Hoo-Fucking-Ray
RAVE: Just finished season one of Dexter. HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT WAS AWESOME. Thanks fellow idiots for turning me on to this show, and God bless NETFLIX! Can't wait to start on season 2.
Rave: Fantastic club event last night. I ended up teaching the CEO of a popular coffee chain how to play beer pong. Good times. Rave: Just submitted my application to study abroad in Sao Paolo in January. Rant: One of my roommates decided to let her cheerleader friends have their Beer Olympics in our backyard. I absolutely do not trust her to keep shit under control and am pissed off that she just let us know today. If I come home from work and find them in my workshop or the cops are at my house, I'm going to lose it. Rave: Coming home to a bunch of drunk girls attempting to play drinking games in the backyard. Woohoo!
Rant: Teenage girls. No, I'm not bitching about how they act (although I could). I was at the mall today for the first time in months. The amount of unbearably short shorts I saw was phenomenal. Not, "cute, hot and playful" short clothes but rather, "You can see my labia and I don't even have to bend over for you to do it" shorts. Seriously? SERIOUSLY? Who is teaching these 13- and 14-year-olds that this is okay? Somehow they have the idea in their heads that not only is it not bad to appear virtually naked at the mall, but it is expected of them. And where the hell are their parents? If I was fifteen and I tried to leave the house with the underside of my ass cheeks showing...well, I'd be too embarrassed to even let my parents see me like that, never mind expecting to be granted permission to leave the house dressed so. I feel so badly for these kids. What kind of women are they going to turn into, and what kind of abuse are they going to have to go through to get there? [/rant]
Kind of on the same rant as above... Last night at the bar three girls came in. One apparently recognized someone she knew and her reaction was yelling "O M Geeeee!" Fucking really? People looked. People laughed. People talked shit about this dumb bitch and her retarded Lisa Loeb glasses. And she was serious. I'll bet she talks like this daily. Do people really talk in dumb internet speak? I hate people. Speaking of people to hate: Rave Do yourself a favor and red dot Virty. This little dipshit cannot stand it. I have a shitload of PMs from him that are nothing but hate and gibberish. Its hilarious.
RAVE RAVE RAVE: Oh Mike Goldberg how we love you and your learning disability: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
RANT Filled my taxes today and I got bumped (just barely) into a higher tax bracket. Basically, had I taken a week of overtime as time in liueu I would have actually made more money and I would have gotten an extra weeks vacation. This is the shitiest return i've had in a long time.
RANT: Life has been too fucking busy for the past couple of weeks. No time to myself, and have been stuck in quite a mind-numbing routine of too much work and too little time for fun. RAVE: Life is back to normal now, for a while at least. Get to catch up a bit on the TiB, and enjoy some free time again.
Rant: Stupid me decided to download a keygen and give it admin access to my computer when it asked for it. So, now I have a virus or malware or something on my mac. Rave: Because of my anal-retentive backup solutions I'm gonna be back up and running in about an hour with everything solved. God bless making backups. Virus + Exams = Fail
Rant: I had to spend Easter weekend in the slammer, but I am officially clear of some legal issues now. It is definitely a relief. Rant: I am still in shock Duke won. I am also still in shock my big mouth wrote a check I had to cash. Merry Christmas Riggins. Rave: I leave for Florida May 2nd to see some old friends and have a two week vacation of pure, unadulterated (albeit sober) fun and relaxation. I also am considering taking a job in the Port Richey area. At this point, I'd do almost anything to get out of Tennessee, so I don't care what the salary/job/stipulations are.
omgomgomgomgoOMGOMGOMGOMG going to see Fall of Troy this Sunday. The most spur of the moment thing ever, I had just read that this was there last tour before they break up and looked online and NOW WE ARE GOING SDJF:S:LDKFJSF
RANT: I came to this college campus at the age of 17, a virgin. I'll be leaving, four years later, as a 21 year old virgin, unless some miracle happens within the next few weeks. The girls I want NEVER want me. I really don't know what the hell I'm doing wrong.
Rave: Finally had the courage to end this relationship. Rant: She won't stop fucking calling me and begging me. I don't want to deal with it anymore.
RANT: I am still not over the death of my grandma. She died early St. Patrick's Day this year, and I can’t seem to not picture her smiling face. I am still having problems with having watched my strong grandma's last breath take place. RAVE: She was such a strong and funny woman even up to the day she passed away. RANT: I had to be the stable one so I could comfort my mom and her three sisters the morning my grandma died. I was the one to console them and stay strong during her initial passing. I had to bottle my emotions and be comforting for those around me. RANT: I am still privately grieving about her passing. While keeping her company in the hospital, I was listening to Warren Zevon's "Keep Me in Your Heart” and thinking of the good times. These memories are hard to deal with right now. RANT: Lately, I have listening to that song and looking at her obituary to try and get my emotions out of me. Shit’s not working. RAVE:. My grandma is somewhere playing sparkle and bridge with her old friends.
Rave: Cryptic drunken texts quoting Cure lyrics and referring to me as Adonis. Yeah, my reflection is far more interesting than you are. Shouldn't you be creeping out your fiancee? Hilarious. I suppose I should figure out how to block a number, this will likely get old with a quickness.
RAVE: I grilled out last night, and there are leftovers. I have 3 different types of animal on my plate for lunch today.