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Strumming the Banjo

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Maltob14, Oct 4, 2010.

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  1. Maltob14

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    Playing tug of war with the cyclops. That's the one I couldn't remember and wanted to share. Fuck... Now I'm going to have to yell it out in class with no reasonable excuse.

    Focus: Teasing the tuna
     
    #1 Maltob14, Oct 4, 2010
  2. PeaMan

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    When I was about 16 'flicking the bean' was the phrase of choice. I found out about this one when there was a video of a girl at my school that was sent round. I was her naked on her bed filming herself in the mirror. I think it was the first time I realised that girls my age also masturbated. Good times.
     
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    Flicking the bean (my favorite)
    rubbin' the nubbin'
    on a date with slick mittens
    two finger taco tango
    soaking the whisker biscuit
     
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  4. Samr

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    As a proud Texan, I'm a big fan of "wranglin' the danglin'."

    (This phrase actually works well for both guys and girls.)
     
    #4 Samr, Oct 4, 2010
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    Having a nice talk with the little man in the canoe.
     
    #5 MoreCowbell, Oct 4, 2010
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    combing the brush
    stirring the cauldron
    parting the petals
    making kitty purr
     
    #6 Dr. Gonzo Esquire, Oct 4, 2010
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    DJ FlickaBean has always been my personal favorite. Gagging the Clam and Reading in Braille are two decent ones I just read online.

    Here are the ones I came up with:

    Doing the Divinyl
    Teddy-Bear Tango
    The swiffer wet jet
     
    #7 Gravitas, Oct 4, 2010
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    Percy The Womb-Foyer Finally Says 'I Quit'

    Sinning Up The Baby-gullet-hatch

    Cheating On Jesus

    Puppy Genocide
     
    #8 Beefy Phil, Oct 4, 2010
  9. Denver

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    I think my favorite is schlick schlick schlick being the female version of fap fap fap.
     
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    Diddle my skittle
    Below belt bobblehead boppin
    Turkish tickle fight
    Lesbian saloon doors
    Negotiating with the silent killer
    Fish market fandango
    Watchin Gigli on mute
    Turtle waxing
    Cleaning out the stables
    Double A Delight
    Cheerleader chuckle
    Lickedy splitting
    Rubbing two pennies to make change
    Spelunking Tori Spelling (this one we coined from a girl who got caught masturbating with a flashlight while watching 90210)
    Sex and the City Soundtrack

    One girl I knew named her vibrator Bob: it was her "'Better Off' Boyfriend".

    Everyone's favorite: Long hot bath
     
    #10 downndirty, Oct 4, 2010
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    Wanking the budgi tounge

    Filling your own taco

    Spanking the clam

    Pretending I'm there
     
    #11 LessTalk MoreStab, Oct 4, 2010
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    The Ovarian Mortar and Pestle

    Escaping to the Fallout Shelter

    Papping Out
     
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    Asking Megatron To Watch His Mouth
     
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    Petting the kitty
     
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    clicking the mouse

    adding some oil to the vertical bacon sandwich
     
    #15 Eastcoaster, Oct 4, 2010
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    My favorite has always been Playing cuntry on the clitar.

    Also, putting on a puppet show.
    Breaking the beaver dam.
    Dipping a finger in the honey pot.
    Milking the cat (pertains mostly to female ejaculation.)
    Scrapping the paint (during menses)
    Taking care of lady business.
    Blowing the Choo-Choo whistle.
    Digging for pearls (play on "bearded oyster")
    Picking the cherry tree
    Visiting Aunt Fanny (For England and New Zealand)
    Bridging the gap
    Giving your kitty the special pet.

    I have a few more, but I feel like these are getting less creative.
     
    #16 lostalldoubt86, Oct 4, 2010
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    Bringing The Ring To Mordor

    Placating The Ornery Sand Wizard

    La Petit Clé à Douille
     
    #17 Beefy Phil, Oct 4, 2010
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    Gone fishing
    Sweeping the chimney
     
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    It might be worth commenting that all of these euphemisms would make for equally-awesome band names?
     
    #19 Samr, Oct 4, 2010
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