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I started an "Ask Me Anything" thread on a seduction community forum.

That's how much I need attention.

Is she hot?

Well, she was hot enough, if that's what you mean. Consider that she was like that one hot, young French teacher you had in high school (well, I had in high school) while everyone else were 40 and 50 something year old Frogs of various stripes. The male of the species involved is one of the hairiest, greasiest moors placed upon this earth. Which is of course the jewel of the story.

OK, I don't think this whole "ninja" focus of the drunk thread is going to pan out. I have spent half an hour doing image searches using "ninja/porn" as parameters, and it's pretty disappointing, I tell ya what. How about we change it to something different that is still in the same league, like asian chicks?
Now I'm not really turned on by asian girls because they look like little girls, but here is a picture of one with a bush:



How about we run that up the flagpole and see if anyone salutes?

1. Bush is fucking disgusting. I'm extremely disappointed in your choice Dixie, for I also am a connoisseur of the yellow fever.

2. This is the sexy Asian type you need:

Why all the hate for hair? I propose a compromise. Neat and trimmed:

I will be house-sitting this weekend. The family I house sit for usually take half their beer, then encourage me to drink the other half. Sometimes it's a keg, other times it's a full 30 pack. Free Beer + Money + House to myself = pretty sexy.

Ninjas are from Asia. Asians are hot. Your logic is sound, sirs. But the fact that even one of you finds them unattractive is highly disturbing...




There will be more from where these came from.

...I smell a business opportunity.

Gwar Ive been playing beer pong not bad I was 5 - 0 with a couple side beers. Now I'm watching anger management with my roommate and his girlfriend. She has never seen this movie can you believe it. Jack Nicholson is the shit in this movie by the way. Ill be back to write more...on a sober note that is.

Look, just because I work the swing shift (4-12PM east coast, for now) doesn't mean I don't deserve to chat with people. You lazy fucks need to stay up later while you're drunk. Entertain me, goddammit.


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Sense of entitlement, full swing.

If they're any good as ninjas, you wouldn't know they were a ninja.

I beg to differ:

I've spent the last 12 hours in a perfect, insulated little drug and liquor induced stupor.

I just woke up. And packed a bowl.

Fuck this weekend is going to be wasted.

Seriously, dude? Asian girls are renowned for their high quality nipples and slender frames and if they're really Asian they're feared for their horrendous untamed wilderness down below and you decide to showcase the worst of their qualities and ignore their best? This is madness, let me tell you. And this is to say nothing of their demureness and that certain je ne sais quoi of Asian girls.



Now, madam, if you're going to make a compromise it had better be a compromise of an Asian chick.



And that's how it's done.

If it's Asians you want, there are none more radiant than Masuimi Max.