You can also dump a full-to-the-brim urinal straight into her gas tank during your lunch break. And then treat her as if she means absolutely nothing to you.
Is that John Calipari? One of the guys I was work with was supposed to be "randomly" drug tested today, but he couldn't make it so he called up the guy that people are trying to run out. Does that count as a management fail?
The Miss Piggy thing would just give her something to fixate on for for self-pity and justification. If there's any chance (likely none) that she might feel remorse or guilt, it will only happen if you keep to the high ground. But it is nice to fantasize, so by all means keep sharing with us what you would really like to say to her.
Leave it alone. There's no successful outcome for you in this situation. The manager already knows. She already knows. You already know. She knows you know. Right now, you're the blameless party. Having a confrontation of any sort carries the potential for a lot of poor outcomes and absolutely no good ones. The likely result: you gain a coworker that has animosity towards you for confronting her. Life's tough enough, this just makes it tougher.
George Zimmerman is stretching his fifteen minutes by doing meet & greets at gun shows now. That is hilarious. He was the "guest of honour" at one.
I sort of eat a greasy ass breakfast every morning. Right now I've got conecuh sausage, a slice of buttered toast, scrambled eggs with onions and peppers (in the sausage grease of course) and coffee. If I feel splurgey I sub the sausage with bacon. The rare times I've woken up hungover, I wake up, take 4 ibuprofen and down a glass of water, and go back to sleep for an hour. When I wake up I'm good as new.
Re: Don't call me Shirley That whole thing is great. I wish all airlines had a sense of humour like that. Even if that flight was pure turbulence, they still enjoyed it.
I knew the original Cinderella story with all its gory details, but I did NOT know the original Fox and the Hound story. Jesus, what an emotional start to my day. Spoiler 1. The Little Mermaid When mermaids die, they turn to sea foam and cease to exist. In the original fairy tale, the prince falls in love with a different girl, breaking the Little Mermaid’s heart. She’s faced with a dilemma: If she slays the prince and lets his blood drip on her feet, she’ll turn back into a mermaid. Ultimately, she can’t bring herself to do the deed, and instead flings herself into the ocean, transforming into sea foam. 2. Cinderella The original Cinderella fairy tale is completely disgusting. When neither of her stepsisters can fit into Cindy’s slipper, one of them cuts off her toe and the other cuts off her heel to fool the prince. Later, Cinderella has her magic birds peck out her sisters’ eyes as punishment for their deceit. Oh, and she also slams the lid of a chest on her stepmother’s neck, breaking it and killing her. Damn, Cinderella, you bad. 3. The Lion King Even though The Lion King is completely plagiarized from a Japanese cartoon, Disney claims it’s based on Shakespeare’s Hamlet — a play in which pretty much everybody dies. In the climax, Hamlet (the character Simba is based on) is stabbed to death with a poison blade. Hakuna matata! 4. Aladdin and the King of Thieves The original Aladdin’s source material is pretty tame, but the movie’s second sequel has darker origins. In Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves, the character Cassim (Aladdin’s father) is killed and dismembered and his body parts stacked around a treasure cave as a warning to travelers. Later, Cassim’s body is stitched together by a tailor so his family will think he died of natural causes. 5. Sleeping Beauty In Giambattista Basile’s 1634 work, the prince is unable to wake Sleeping Beauty from her slumber, which is caused by a flax splinter in her finger. So what does the prince do instead? He rapes her and leaves. Sleeping Beauty, still totally unconscious, becomes pregnant and gives birth to twins. One of the twins sucks on her finger, drawing out the splinter and waking his mother. Sleeping Beauty is like, “WTF, whose kids are these?” The end. 6. Hercules The movie Hercules is based on Greek myths, which are pretty much uniformly messed up. First of all, Zeus tricks Hercules’ mother into having sex with him. Then, as a child, Hercules kills his music tutor with a lyre. Later, he marries Megara, but goes insane and slaughters all of their children. He marries three more times after that and he has countless male lovers. 7. The Fox and the Hound Oof, this one’s heavy. Don’t even read it. Just skip to number 8. Anyway, in the original novel, Tod collapses from exhaustion during a hunt and dies. Copper’s alcoholic owner decides to move into a retirement home, but shoots Copper with a shotgun before he leaves. Literally the worst ending imaginable. 8. The Hunchback of Notre Dame Victor Hugo’s original novel sees Quasimodo betraying Esmeralda after she refuses to love him, which leads to her being hanged in the square. He feels bad, though, and lies with her corpse until he dies of starvation. Their bodies are found 18 months later, and when an attempt is made to separate them, Quasimodo’s bones turn to dust. The world is cruel and wicked, indeed. 9. Pocahontas Pocahontas was a real person, and her life was kind of sucky. She kinda hated John Smith, who pretty much lied about everything that happened between them. She was also kidnapped, held hostage for a year, renamed Rebecca, paraded around as a propaganda tool, and then died at age 21. And then her grave was destroyed. But isn’t “Colors of the Wind” a great song? 10. Alice in Wonderland Lewis Carroll wrote Alice in Wonderland as a scathing satire on new controversial mathematic concepts, like imaginary numbers (you know, those things we learned about in high school). Carroll was super conservative and old school, and thought you’d have to be on drugs to believe in such advanced concepts. 11. Peter Pan In J.M. Barrie’s novel, Peter kills the Lost Boys when they get too old: “The boys on the island vary, of course, in numbers, according as they get killed and so on; and when they seem to be growing up, which is against the rules, Peter thins them out.” Dude, Peter. That’s rude. 12. The Princess and the Frog In the earliest version of The Frog Prince fairy tale, the frog’s curse is broken when the princess hurls him against a wall. In some versions, the frog’s head is chopped off or his skin is burned. Why any of these acts would break a curse over a simple kiss is anyone’s guess.
<a class="postlink" href="http://www.koreatimes.co.kr/www/news/nation/2014/04/116_155598.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.koreatimes.co.kr/www/news/na ... 55598.html</a> Hahahaha fuck your Disney tears. Read a bunch of dying kid's texts to their parents....I dare you. Yes, texts. Because in perpetually socially awkward Korea....you text your last words.
Like the 9-1-1 calls that get posted to TMZ, I wonder why these things end up online. The general public do not need to be privy to these things. These things are tragic and shouldn't be pried into by every jackoff with internet access.
Unfortunately it's unstoppable, no matter how sick it gets. You have grieving parents being emailed the scene photos of their dead child's car accident these days. People who do repellant things like that should buried alive in a coffin filled with tarantulas.
The worst part is now there are dozens of these messages being posted that are fake. Some high school kids thought that if they kept sending them it would encourage the search efforts because the rescue teams would believe they were still alive. Also, the Korean media is running wild with bad reports across the board but rest assured the international news coverage will be skewed to portray Korea in the best light possible. There will be a post by a news agency blaming the Japanese (the boat was Japanese, then renovated as a ferry two years ago) for this incident somehow, I guarantee it. The company closed their service center due to the inundation of calls and the hysterical parents. Which is so utterly fucked I am surprised it could be explained by words. I've never seen such a clusterfuck unfold up close before. The shit that is happening around this accident would curdle your blood.
Thats really sickening. Seems like Hollywood has more than a few pedos. Anyone remember the Nickelodeon producer who is also strongly accused of being one? I think the guy is supposed to have assaulted Amanda Bynes when she worked for that network.
Victor Salva, the director of the Jeepers Creepers movies is a creep, he molested the star boy from one if his earlier horror films. And they still let him back into the Guild.