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Holiday Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Dec 6, 2013.

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  1. whathasbeenseen

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    Helen. Fucking. Mirren.

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    Gotta agree with Rush on Audrey Hepburn.

    As for schoolboy crushes, Barbara Eden in her Jeannie outfit.
     
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    That's because there are no offensive stereotypes against white people, and the funny ones are few and far between. So unless you're Dave Chappelle it's so one sided. Speaking of Dave Chappelle, I'm watching his inside the actor's studio episode. It's pretty cool.
     
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    I find it very interesting that I watched this show as a kid too, and I think I'm like 30 years younger than you.
     
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    I'll second this.

    The only thing worse than hippies and AIDs and testicular cancer is people getting all pissed off at race-based humor. Get over yourself. There's a difference between a racist comment (hint: it's usually based on ignorance about something topical), and a race-based joke (hint: it's usually based on a long-standing racial stereotype).
     
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    As long as we're talking about classic beauties:

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    Yeah, but I was watching it in its first run while you were watching it in syndication.
     
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    I know. Just crazy the staying power that show had. And the multigenerational sex appeal of Jeannie.
     
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    Not necessarily directed at either of you, but it's worth noting that not many racists think they're racist. It's the old "I'm not a pessimist, I'm a realist" thing. "I'm not racist, I've just noticed that black people like stealing stuff."
     
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    Classic Beauties?

    I'd have to go with Jill St. John in 'Diamonds are Forever.'
     
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    What are you talking about?

    Testicular cancer is hilarious.
     
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    I don't know about you Bedford Forrest, but I don't see color. I just see people stealing stuff.
     
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    Ornella Muti may have been the hottest woman on the planet when she played Aura in Flash Gordon.

    Guys my age will echo Kelly LeBrock.

    Classic? Natalie Wood. And her daughter Natasha Gregson-Wagner rates a 10 on my drool meter.
     
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    Agreed with CR, Kelly LeBrock was stunning in weird science.

    I'm gonna go with Kim Catrall in Mannequin and... I wanna say Porky's? Where did she play the gym teacher that howled like a dog while getting fucked?
     
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    Porky's. everybody called her "Lassie" because she howled while being railed and sweat smell turned her on.

    May I say it's not fair to use Emily Rat-a-tat-tat.
     
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    I'm glad you two agree with each other!
     
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    I just watched 'Hard to Kill' the other night (I was bored, fuck off) - and Kelly LeBrock was absolutely stunning.
     
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    Everyone's contributions might as well be Sean Connery's "People I Fucked" list. We could fill pages just with 60s Bond girls.

    Shame on you for not including a photo, though.

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    I have always been partial to Elizabeth Taylor, or Ms. Tits as Burton called her.

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