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Idiot Board Introduction - Start Here

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by tellkyle, Oct 19, 2009.

  1. Best_Name_Ever

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    All the new users keep introducing themselves but everyone has stopped caring.

    Hi, I'm Kaylee.
     
  2. Nettdata

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    Hi. Welcome. We care.

    Boobie thread is HERE.

    Post there, and we PROMISE we'll care.
     
  3. 2 AM

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    The TMMB died long before Tucker closed it down.

    I recently put in <a class="postlink" href="http://messageboard.tuckermax.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://messageboard.tuckermax.com</a> for shits and giggles and laughed my ass of for a good hour at what I saw, which was a message that it was shut down.

    Then I heard about his movie.

    So I googled that and laughed another good hour or two.

    So I thought I'd stop by, say hi, say good luck and I hope you can bring back some semblance of the old days over there.

    Not like anyone here would even remember me, I just wanted to say best of luck with this place and a hello to anyone that I used to converse with many years ago.
     
  4. Tyler knight

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    Hey guys. Good to find the Idiot Board again. Missed it.
     
  5. Tom Ato

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    HI, I'M TOM ATO. I WAS HEAVILY DISKLIKED ON THE OLD BOARD.
     
  6. Thumpen

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    Hey. I lurked at the TMMB/RMMB for a few years before posting, and once I finally registered I mostly posted on the ChasingKaz part about lifting things. I shall miss the old all-star threads, but meh.
     
  7. whatafantasticarrow

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    Greetings! I've just joined this here forum as a consequence of having sat on my grandmother's toilet in her Tel Aviv apartment whil i drank whiskey and pooped out my intestines. i found my way here through various links and now im a member

    hurray

    edit: now i know kot to post drunk please ban me i will probbly never post her again shit
     
  8. Nettdata

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    Quite being an attention seeking whore and lurk already. (Unless you have a rack, then find you way over to the Boobie thread).
     
  9. samno33

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    Posted (very infrequently) under the same name, but mostly have just lurked and enjoyed the laughs from TMMB/RMMB. Hopefully this board will prove as worthy a time waster as its predecessors. Another thanks to Chater for making this happen.
     
  10. WickedBitch

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    I doubt I need much of an introduction to most of you but hello and Happy New Year! Don't waste your time pointing me in the direction of the boobie thread. I'm a month into nursing baby #3 and resemble the harpy from The Last Unicorn. No one wants to see what I have to offer. I'm sure even my infant is thankful his eyes can't focus right now.
     
  11. McDad

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    Hello. McDad on the board and in real life. Saw the link posted back in October but honestly thought this place would fizzle in about 3 weeks. Very glad to see I was wrong.
     
  12. jennitalia

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    Oh, hey. I was an occasional lurker on the old boards and have recently stumbled upon TiB.
     
  13. JR17

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    First time on the board just wanting to say whats up to everyone. Ran through some of the topics looked like some funny discourse so i thought i stay around a hopefully have some good stories and insight.
     
  14. Sully

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    I give up.

    I quit the RMMB cold turkey, and though I've been losing brain cells at a somewhat decreased rate, there's simply nowhere else to go on the Internet. No forums, no blogs, nothing; just a vast wasteland of idiots. Do you know what I found myself reading yesterday? Do you know? FMyLife.

    Fuck that. I can't take it anymore.
     
  15. bebop007

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    Heya, bebop007. I somewhat lurked, somewhat posted on RMMB as........bebop007.

    I could best describe myself as a poor man's Durbanite, I think. So you have permission to treat me accordingly.
     
  16. Winterberry

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    Winterberry on the old board, joined in 2006 I had an awesome bubble hockey avatar...maybe I'll dig it up for old time sake. I didn't post much. Glad to see TIB found a new home! I'm looking forward to some good stories and some laughs.

    Thanks!
     
  17. Bogan

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    Heya, used to lurk on the old board a bit and signed up here when this went live. Think it's about time I start saying something.
     
  18. Black Sheep Dog

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    This post probably will not be read, but I feel like this is a point worth noting. My favorite part of the old board after the original idiot board stopped being funny, was the advice and writting forums. I remember reading the discussion thread on Fight club, and Tucker's admiration for the book. Now with the opening of this board, I am reminded of that part in fight club where the narrator trys to stop fight club only to realize that he could not. He had created something that had a life of it's own. The idiot board is Tucker Max's fight club.
     
  19. Dead Parrot

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    Was Dead Parron on TMMB as well. I didn't post much, and I will be the same here.
     
  20. Lowest

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    Long time lurker, since 2004-ish. Posted every now and then. Just happy to see that the board's back up in one form or another.