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THE SUPERBOWL WDT

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jan 31, 2014.

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    I think I'm going to play the Casablanca drinking game for Valentine's day this year.

    That is to say, watch Casablanca, and drink as often as they do on screen.
     
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    I just scored 47 points on Flappy Bird.


    Three points away from getting my virginity back.
     
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    I forgot how much I enjoy Rush Hour. I may be dancing in my living room right now.

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    The trick is to have both parties on board.

    I don't know the details, but I'd wager he hadn't talked with his wife about this.
     
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    Re: Re: THE SUPERBOWL WDT

    Jesus no wonder she left him, if I was dumb enough to bring my wife to a key party without telling her what it was I would expect her to leave too.

    The wife had a friend who she met when she was a nanny, they met for dinner one day and the friend was asking questions about our sex life and if we would be up for a full swap in the same room. This woman banged the best man the night before her wedding with her fiance beside her banging a hooker they got off Craigslist.

    Needless to say my wife is not friends with this woman anymore.
     
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    So the crazy girl from my work quit on my account. Now just a week or so awkwardness while I tell everyone to find something better to do than gossip and I am home free. Except I still want my boss to catch cancer.
     
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    Re: Re: THE SUPERBOWL WDT

    Open marriages I have nothing against. But that is straight-up fucked. A hooker? On the Internet? On the eve of your wedding what the fuck was the point of the wedding in the first place? Overseas parental business exchange?

    I definitely would be weirded out by being propositioned so aggressively like that (one time by a guy in a bunny suit). Usually it's something you would inch into, in case the guy has a jealous temper and decides to mash your face with a barbecue grill.
     
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    You got the cleanest exit possible. However you should still get a new job. A terrible boss never improves, ever.
     
    #609 Crown Royal, Feb 10, 2014
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    What the fuck is wrong with these news organizations?! They didn't even put a blue dot over the face of the victim.

    Then again look at that pug. She obviously had it coming. I mean come on, she's just walking around without clothes, WEARING A LEASH. That whore.
     
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    At least you should fuck DIFFERENT dogs. I mean, there's only a few breeds of us, but hundreds of them. Play the field. Literally.
     
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    Pug owners, fucking weirdoes.
     
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    How did no one catch this? Kubla is free and clear assuming she never tracks him down and kills him or stalks him and ruins any future relationships he may have.
     
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    So, a suicide bombing instructor in Iraq just blew himself and his entire class up after accidentally using live explosives in a demo. He vaporized himself and 22 "classmates". HA!!!

    SCHOOLS.....OUT....FOR--EVER!!!!!!
     
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    So we're getting "round 2" of winter weather according to the news which consists of a rain/sleet mix at the moment and everyone has once again lost their fucking minds. Accidents all over the place, traffic backed up for miles, school closures, the works. I get severe road rage as it is and when weather like this hits, I don't even want to get on the road because it just seems like everyone else knows I'm there and has made it their sole mission to piss me off as much as possible.
     
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    What do you mean, "no one catch this?"

    I think Crown nailed it. I mean, he put the pussy on the chain wax.
     
    #617 Rush-O-Matic, Feb 11, 2014
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    Congrats Kubla. Hope you like boiled rabbit.

    What happened to 'Sack? Did he wander off into traffic?
     
    #618 The Village Idiot, Feb 11, 2014
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    Maybe he found a new girlfriend and this one doesn't like him using the internet.
     
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    Well that's not fair. What else is he supposed to do while sitting on the toilet to pee?
     
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