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The Super Bowl Weekend | I don't give a SHIT | DRUNK THREAD

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by shegirl, Feb 4, 2010.

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  1. Tim

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    Strawberry Delight Frosted MiniWheats taste like they just dunked them in Strawberry Quik. My cereal ensemble this morning was intersting with the strawberry miniwheats, milk , and sliced banana.

    Instead of drinking, I'm riding out the effects of taking an Ambien until I pass out. It's a nice buzz though I can't type for shit and but slowly.
     
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  2. JGold

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    I lost track of time and spent three hours at the rock climbing gym. It's now 11:20, and I just got out of the shower. My roommates have already left for their respective bars/parties. My girlfriend is at a bar five minutes down the road, but it's her bulldyke friend's birthday. She's the kind of bulldyke who institutes cuntish rules at her birthday party like "no boys allowed" (to pre-empt the inevitable rep from you cynical, socially maladjusted fuckers, yes, I realize my girlfriend could have made this "rule" up and currently be servicing an entire collegiate basketball team through a glory hole).

    Since public transportation in this city stops at 12:30, I have two options: (1) Wait around like a nancy boy for my girlfriend to booty call me and stay sober enough to drive to her place, or (2) Drink this 12-pack of Sam Adams Winter alone and post on the Idiot Board and yell at the TV.

    I'm going with Option 2.
     
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  3. Crazy Wolf

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    Tea? At a rodeo? Are you trying to get his ass kicked by the guys who desperately attempt to hide their feelings for the bull riders(they sympathize with only lasting 8 seconds)?
     
    #143 Crazy Wolf, Feb 5, 2010
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    Ah, I can finally feel of the altered state of mind that makes me capable of posting in this thread. Started a new job this week, it went very well, but feeling like you have to be "on" all the time can be exhausting. I don't want them to figure out I am clueless so quickly into the job. So wine will make me forget these pressures. And it has.
     
    #144 mya, Feb 5, 2010
  5. BigChops

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    Did heavy squats at the gym today for the first time in months. Now I can hardly walk, and the alcohol is barely dealing with the soreness. The next couple days are not going to be fun, but at least I'm going to spend them drunk.

    Also, I'm chatting on the nets while DJing at a bar and getting paid, so it could be worse.
     
    #145 BigChops, Feb 5, 2010
  6. Crown Royal

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    Let me guess some other admission requirements:

    1) Have two first names.
    2) Own at least one "bedazzler"
    3) You greet someone by warmly breaking a chair over their back.
     
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  7. Crown Royal

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    "Hey mannnnn. you got that song by that guy with the killer beat in it that came out this year?"
    -every idiot ever
     
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  8. BigChops

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    Happens at least 3 times a night haha. Fucking drunk idiots everywhere. The worst part, I think this place must have ran a radio ad or something about tonight being Fat Girl Friday, because this place is like hog heaven right now.
     
    #148 BigChops, Feb 5, 2010
  9. Crown Royal

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    Time to get, as they say... "High in the tool shed".

    night.
     
    #149 Crown Royal, Feb 5, 2010
  10. Sam N

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    Time to, as they say... "Get drunk at the bar".

    I'll be back to talk gibberish to myself later on when everyone is asleep.
     
    #150 Sam N, Feb 6, 2010
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    come talk to me when you've just spent $238 dollas at the bar on some.... awww fuck it. Cashed.
     
    #151 elo, Feb 6, 2010
  12. Sam N

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    I ain't spending anywhere near that, cuz it's fucking FIRST FRIDAYYYYYYY!!! Two dollar you-call-it motha' fuckaaaaaa. And with that I'm out.
     
    #152 Sam N, Feb 6, 2010
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    Fuckin' jaeger bombs, fuckin' shower in that shit!



    I really want to go home and sleep my dick off at this point.
     
    #153 BigChops, Feb 6, 2010
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    Annnnnnnnnnd way too drunk to deal with typing. In fact, I'm shocked I can type this well - gotta love drunken proofreading.

    Rocking to some Ben Harper, Muse, U2 and whatever else amuses me and the boyfriend right now.

    Hurray vodka!!!!!!!
     
    #154 Jubes2681, Feb 6, 2010
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    It's just gone 5.30pm here and I'm pre-gaming for a friends 21st. Shortly I'll be drinking in the shower, one of the greatest simple pleasures of life. After this evening I have all of Sunday to recover before hitting a bar in the city to watch the Superbowl. Nothing like getting shithoused at 10am on a Monday morning.


    PS. COLTS!!!
     
    #155 3-8-echo, Feb 6, 2010
  16. Crown Royal

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    Boy, nothing beats your one year old daughter banshee-calling into the monitor at the volume of a 747 engine during in this hour of the night.

    and I respect both franchises, but I'm going with the Saints.
     
    #156 Crown Royal, Feb 6, 2010
  17. Blue Dog

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    bienvnenous a mee ah mi! will smith! ahghhh! they took ur job!
     
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    Well, here at work in the middle of the night we've gotten what looks to be about 2 feet of snow. If I can somehow get my car out of it's parking spot in the morning, I don't know that I'll be able to get it into one at my apartment. Jesus Christ, it's coming down.
     
    #158 iczorro, Feb 6, 2010
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    dont forget to bring a towel!
     
    #159 Blue Dog, Feb 6, 2010
  20. cuOL66

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    Marijuana plus moonshine equals happy cuol66.

    Towlie, you're the worst character ever.
     
    #160 cuOL66, Feb 6, 2010
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