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The Super Bowl Weekend | I don't give a SHIT | DRUNK THREAD

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by shegirl, Feb 4, 2010.

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  1. Primer

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    I've got some cooties you can have.

    Heh heh.
     
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    And Peyton Manning sucks, I want to bathe in his tears and celebrate every Manning face this Sunday.
     
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    Creeper. Probably you'd try and wear a hat while giving them to me, too.

    You're drinking, or I'm dense. Either way, this makes no sense. I didn't know we celebrated people's faces.
     
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  4. Primer

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    Fucking rights I would, I wear hats like this guy pops collars

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    Why do you think his shirts are ALL green? Is he co-ordinating? Is that the only colour he can see? Were they having a sale? So many questions...

    And you'd be taking the hat off. All FOUR of them.
     
    #125 Dcc001, Feb 5, 2010
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    He probably planned this out the week after he saw An Inconvenient Truth.

    In other news: Less than two hours to go at work. Ohohohohohohoh boy. This week has SUCKED.
     
    #126 Sam N, Feb 5, 2010
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    My boss ended up making us stick around an extra hour and 15 minutes after work today to finish assembling our new server rack and get all of our servers and power supplies back in it. On a fucking Friday! What a pain in the ass, and now I'm fucking tired.

    But whatever, I know none of you really care. I wouldn't either if I were you. I'm home now with a fresh hair cut and Its time to start pouring coors light down my throat.

    Also, has anyone ever been to a sports clip or anything like that where they put a hot towel on your face and do the scalp massage/shampoo after the haircut? I've always wondered how often they have to deal with guys sporting wood during that...
     
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    I'm taking a break from tasty Coors Light tonight and having some oh-so-intoxicating vodka instead. Yummo.

    Oh and I went to Catholic school for 17 years (K-college). I top all of you bitches.
     
    #128 Jubes2681, Feb 5, 2010
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    Just wear jeans. I'll never make that mistake again.
     
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    Just got home from my grandma's house, we had my cousin's birthday party tonight since he couldn't make it last week. I skipped out early because my family was driving me insane. My mom was being super bitchy and now that I'm adult I don't have to put up with it anymore.

    Now it's time to drink (again) and I think I'm going with Crown tonight.
     
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    Bravo. That is one of my favorite things about being an adult now. I can just cut out on the family bullshit and go home.
     
    #131 Jubes2681, Feb 5, 2010
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    It was even better when I lived 90 miles away and didn't have to see them unless I wanted to. It's not that I dislike my family, but I liked them a lot more when I didn't see them as often. I'm still not sure why we thought it was a good idea to move back to this one (blinking) stoplight town.
     
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    That's what alcohol is for - cheers!

    I live about 90 minutes from my dad, who I love hanging out with and wished I lived closer to, but only an hour from mom, who is a crazy bitch and wished I lived further away from. I also see her a lot less, because, as you said, I'm an adult and fuck it, I'll see who I want.

    Huzzah for drinking.
     
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    Indeed. Its bar time my friends. Holla!
     
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    What gives you better satisfaction:

    a) Running into your ex when you're on a date with a knockout?
    b) Running into your ex when he/she's on a date with the biggest loser in the solar system?
     
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    Rodeo tomorrow, got great tickets via work connections and Tim McGraw is playing. Someone else is driving which means I start pre-gaming early on the good stuff, before I have to switch to Lonestar on the grounds else I get eyes suspiciously by physically threatening faux-cowboys.

    Tonight, just finished making some excellent BLT Dip. Now I'm watching big game fishing on Versus and downing Shiner Bock like it's my sole purpose in life. I've got eight more in the beer fridge and I want to empty it before the extended family raids it on Sunday. I'll put out a bunch of High Life as a decoy to convince them that's all I have.
     
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    Make sure you wear a belt buckle that has more metal than my grandmother's hip. You know, big enough to serve TEA on the motherfucker. Double time on the grafted-on Wranglers.
     
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    Last year my then-girlfriend now-fiance mandated (read: threatened to withhold sex) that I dress up in jeans, boots, and a "western" button-down. I felt entirely uncomfortable. This year I'm thinking I may wear sweats and tennis shoes and blow the crowds' minds (read: get kicked out for not following dress code).
     
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    You can't just do both at the same time?
     
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    Now I'm watching 3000 Miles to Graceland, I've actually never seen this movie. I have met Kevin Costner though. When I worked at Bass Pro he came into the store with the owner. If you've seen Swing Vote you'll notice that he's wearing a Bass Pro hat through most of the movie. He's a lot taller in person.
     
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