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Am I the only person that liked Wyatt Fucking Earp?

 

I've seen him in Waterworld and Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, which is enough to warrant a lifetime of nart-punches.

Although I may be one of seven people on the planet who will watch The Postman from beginning to end any time it's on. I don't care what anyone thinks, that shit was on the money.

 

There is one movie about Wyatt Earp, and it's called Tombstone.

I'm your huckleberry.

 

Did I mention that I've met Kevin Costner? Did I also mention that he's also both taller and sexier in person?

Just checking.

 

I'm sorry, but the fact that you want his meat does not excuse The Untouchables.

 

Nor does it excuse Waterworld. I tried really hard to like that movie. I've seen it several times and just can't get into it. I even have weird taste in movies, I just can't do it.

 

I think one of the main reasons it scared me was that I watched it alone at home in the dark. So, yeah.

Taller and sexier? Big deal, that's like being taller and sexier than toothpaste.

 

Leave Kevin alone. What'd he ever do to you?

 

I too, love this one.

Tom Selleck is way sexier than Kevin Costner though.*

*That was random, I know.

 

Bull Durham and Dances with Wolves give him a lifetime pass. What the fuck was wrong with Robin Hood: Prince of Theives? I always liked that movie (But I think I like almost anything with Morgan Freeman in it).

Edit: Also, Field of Dreams. That movie is great.

 

I actually like Will Patton as General Bethlehem better than Costner in that movie.

 

He's done good films. That's undeniable. But never three in a row. Chronologically speaking, two out of every three Costner movies blows goats. Seriously. Think about it. It's like trying to name three Denzel Washington films where he doesn't handle a firearm at some point in the course of the movie. Off the top of your head, without using IMDB, name three Denzel movies where he doesn't touch a gun. It took me a week.

 

Who cares how many good movies in a row the guy has done. He's a good actor and that's more than you can say for a lot of guys in Hollywood these days. Of course, my view may be skewed by the fact that, like Beefy Phil says, I 'want his meat.'

 

The only one I can think of is Philadelphia.

I do not like Denzel, not one bit.

 

How could anyone, male or female not like Denzel? Seriously, I don't get it.

Training Day alone is enough to have a man boner over the guy.

 

I only liked Denzel in Training Day and that was because he was bad ass. He was mediocre in everything else I've ever seen him in.

 

I was going to say Remember the Titans but he pulls out a shotgun for a short part of that movie. Snap.

 

If you really want to challenge yourself, name three movies he made before 2006 where he doesn't touch a gun. Shit is nearly fucking impossible.

EDIT: Apparently I wasn't being clear.

 

Sorry Charlie.

I don't buy into the whole "I'm super intense" badass thing that he does in every movie. It just annoys me.

It's not that I hate him, but honest to god, I feel the exact same way about every single movie he's been in. Which is basically, "meh, not bad". And I feel like it's his fault, he brings down the movie to his little level of mediocrity.

For awhile I was kind of in denial about this, I figured everyone else loves Denzel, so he's gotta be great right? American Gangster peeled back this veil of ignorance that I had been wearing and I realized, this guy ain't that fuckin good.

 

Training Day was okay. However, Man on Fire was awesome; as was Crimson Tide.

I have never felt like I wasted money on a movie with Denzel in it.