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The "FUCK THIS DAY IS TAKING FOREVER AAAHHHH!" WDT 6/4/10

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jun 4, 2010.

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  1. katokoch

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    The business I work for offers 33 varieties of bratwurst. There is no need for additional condiments. We put all others to shame.
     
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    Seriously, I am drunk enough AND white trash enough to argue about the awesomeness of hot dogs. I am not knockin' brats, but God damn it there's some things I will just not stand for.

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    You think this man doesn't love a hot dog? HOOOOOOOOOOOOO! USA! USA!
     
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    Uhh.... raus! Mach schnell! Haben sie zimmer frei? Ich mochte gerne bezahlen. Wo ist der bahnhof?
     
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    Rauchen ist verboten. Papiers bitte! Interesting fact I picked up off cracked.com, the Nazis implemented one of the first anti-smoking campaigns.
     
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    Bought myself a new long board today - got myself a Sector 9 Sunset.

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    Just got home from a hour long ride, fuck yeah. Bonus points: It's 25*c out.
     
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    We're working on specialized hot dogs as well.
     
  7. Decatur Dave

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    Also, heard on Brother Wease (an old Rochester NY morning show host) that children who eat hot dogs more than once a week, are three times more likely to have leukemia. It adds nothing to my case, but I've got the turrets and no one to talk to....
     
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    This weekend was the first in a while I didn't get drunk. Worked from 7:30 am to 10:30pm on Saturday. It wasn't hard work but fuck was it boring. We were at a jobsite that had half a major street dowtown shutdown. I'll tell ya does it ever suck when drunks in cars/limos/party buses drive by and screem drunken shenanigans while you stand there just praying to go home and crack a beer.

    On the bright side, on the way home I did see a crackhead native lady leaving the drop-in centre doing that straight armed crackhead walk wearing Lu-Lu lemon.... Only here would that happen.


    Why is it that all crackheads walk that way?!
     
  9. taste_my_rainbow

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    I've been at the beach and drunk since Thursday. Cute NY boys and lots of sunshine and alcohol. Yay!

    Did anyone know that Tucker did an article in Hustler? (Don't ask why I was reading Hustler) It was, umm... amusing.
     
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    Is it online somewhere?
     
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    Is it full of shit?
     
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    Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!
     
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    It's fucking hard to write comic essays while you're crying into your beer.
     
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    probably because hot dogs are for poor people, and poor people can't afford anti-cancer food like vegetables and those fancy schmancy antioxidants.
     
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    I was reading it in print... just looked online for it with no luck. It was a "ten ways not to be a douche" type article. (to answer kuhjäger's question, yes) I'm not even sure which month it was but it had a pic of his book cover from the movie to it's post IHTSBIH release.

    On an unrelated note: I'm really fucking sunburned. My shins are on fire. It was a hot bastard in the Carolinas today too but it helped the rum go down oh so easy.
     
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    Holy shit. Bottle of Pedialite before bed and one in the morning= NO hangover.

    Seriously.
     
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    Clearly you need to step up your drinking.
     
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    JESUS FUCKING SHUTTLESWORTH
     
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    Miller High Life and Lord Stanley's cup. Fuck basketball, this is the life.
     
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    My new shift is Sunday through Thursday and I have come to the conclusion that I am not a fan losing recuperation Sundays.

    I went out Friday and Saturday with my best friend in town from out of province, got properly shitfaced, ate many all day breakfasts and smoked ourselves stupid. I am pretty sure I was sweating whiskey this afternoon while trying to listen to my boss set the goals for the week and also had a real hard time focusing on the computer screen, which in my job, is not really an option.

    I am off now and feel like complete death but hope the basketball game, smoking phatties and going the fuck to bed will solve that.
     
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